Is everyone sitting under Ophelia OK?
storygirl said:
Good morning my pretties!!! And how are you today?
I've had three cups of coffee and it's just turning 6...Can we say wired???.......
.......Brady, glad to see the underware thing is still working for you. But I say we should all post naked...maybe I should start a POST NEKID campaign.
I am sorry Story. I cannot post nekkid. I am a psycho fairy. Fairies wear boots. ( Ozzy Osbourne...Black Sabbath...I forget the name of the album.)
WV Writer...I love your avatar.
Carole: I have a waffle story for you. ( for everyone!) I've noticed your 'guess who made waffles' notation. Since i am easily swayed, and I'm sick of burgers, I decided to make waffles last night. So with the batter all made up, and children hopping with glee. ( they're teenagers, sounded like an earth quake, but I digress)
Um,,, batter all made up I pull out the waffle iron. A buch of fruit flies come out of the cabinet. I figure some idiot dropped a peach pit behind the cabunet so I'll have to clean. I pull out the waffle iron. Looks ok. I OPEN the waffle iron. ( didja hear me screaming, didja?) Fruitflies and maggots.
FRUIT FLIES AND MAGGOTS!!! all in the inside covering what was left of a mess of ancient waffle batter. ( I last made waffles in April. I know daughter made pancakes a month ago and broke my electric skillet but who could have made this mess out of my. . . .!!!?????)
THING # 1!!! you get your ****************! into this house right NOW!!!!!!
Dutiful Daughter opened the cabinet and there were a lot of fruit flies and maggots in the pans under the waffle iron. She offered to clean it for a price. ( Slipknot Compliation CD.)
I'll let you folks use your creativity to fill in what the rest of the evening was like.
I'm sorry I missed the peanut butter party yesterday, but it was work work work, then a friend's crisis, then work work work, and the maggot song. I only had time for, GET THIS
one 12 oz cup of coffee yesterday. Uh huh!!!
Probably why I fell asleep at 9:30 and wrote nothing.
So whatz up wit youze guyz?