The mafia would break into your house, set fire to your gran and make you lick the toilet bowl clean with your teeth.
Then they'd beat you with sticks, cut you up into chunks, feed you to the dogs, wait 'til the dogs pooed you out, then feed the poo to poo-eating sharks.
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
Srsly. Don't do it. It's lying and unless you want a reputation as a liar who WILL be found out, DON'T DO IT.
There were a bunch of posts on the Making Light blog a while back about a guy who did this (sorry I didn't manage to find them, perhaps someone else will help by digging them up!).
We appear to have achieved a first: Utter unanimity in responses to an OP. I'll need to start a thread about the desirability of drowning cute kittens.
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