Lemme hear your best Vampire pick-up lines!

Jana K White · Apr 1, 2009

C'mon! You know you wanna!!!!!

"MMMMM, you smell fantastic!""

Alan Yee · Apr 1, 2009

"Bite me, baby!"

robeiae · Apr 1, 2009

Hey baby, wanna get staked?

Hesperides · Apr 1, 2009

Stolen from Salt'n'Peppa - "Mmm, I wanna, like, taste you"

"Wanna be my first?"

"I'll sparkle for you"

"You're my own personal brand of heroin"

Roger J Carlson · Apr 1, 2009

"Wanna go out for a bite?"

DL Hegel · Apr 1, 2009

am I human trying pick up a vampire or a vampire trying to pick up a human or vampire trying to pick up a vampire?
POV is everything.

Roger J Carlson · Apr 1, 2009

Hmmm. I think you're over-thinking this.

writerterri · Apr 1, 2009

Is that a stake in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

writerterri · Apr 1, 2009

If I give you directions to my coffin would you follow me home?

Wayne K · Apr 1, 2009

I got nothing.

Adam · Apr 1, 2009

If I said you had a beautiful jugular, would you hold it against me?

Adam · Apr 1, 2009

Get yer cloak, you've pulled.

dgrintalis · Apr 1, 2009

May I come in and watch you sleep?

DeleyanLee · Apr 1, 2009

How would you like to be immortal for just one night?

writerterri · Apr 1, 2009

Wayne K said:
I got nothing.

I'll still take it.

Cranky · Apr 1, 2009

*sparkles*

What? I have to actually say something?

Pagey's_Girl · Apr 1, 2009

"You know what they say about love bites..."

Hesperides · Apr 1, 2009

"How about we go slip into something a little more comfortable. Like, say, a coffin?"

Adam · Apr 1, 2009

*Slashes person's jugular.*

"Here, let's get you out of those wet clothes."

writerterri · Apr 1, 2009

Did you just get a ticket from a vampire because you have fine written all over your neck.

(my personal fave)

Jstwatchin · Apr 1, 2009

"Your blood is singing to me..."

"Really? And I thought I'm tone deaf"

Adam · Apr 1, 2009

"Hey victim, you're so fine; you're so fine you blow my mind! Hey victim!" clap, clap ,clap "Hey victim!"

DL Hegel · Apr 1, 2009

one that was used on me once---would you like to live forever?

my response---yes, but i'm not so sure my husband would like it

regdog · Apr 1, 2009

Vampires suck

writerterri · Apr 1, 2009

Something's wrong with my teeth. They keep thinking about your neck.

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