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Jana K White
04-01-2009, 11:10 PM
C'mon! You know you wanna!!!!!

"MMMMM, you smell fantastic!""

Alan Yee
04-01-2009, 11:11 PM
"Bite me, baby!"

robeiae
04-01-2009, 11:11 PM
Hey baby, wanna get staked?

Hesperides
04-01-2009, 11:24 PM
Stolen from Salt'n'Peppa - "Mmm, I wanna, like, taste you"

"Wanna be my first?"

"I'll sparkle for you"

"You're my own personal brand of heroin"

Roger J Carlson
04-01-2009, 11:27 PM
"Wanna go out for a bite?"

DL Hegel
04-01-2009, 11:28 PM
am I human trying pick up a vampire or a vampire trying to pick up a human or vampire trying to pick up a vampire?
POV is everything.

Roger J Carlson
04-01-2009, 11:30 PM
Hmmm. I think you're over-thinking this.

writerterri
04-01-2009, 11:31 PM
Is that a stake in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

writerterri
04-01-2009, 11:32 PM
If I give you directions to my coffin would you follow me home?

Wayne K
04-01-2009, 11:32 PM
I got nothing.

Adam
04-01-2009, 11:33 PM
If I said you had a beautiful jugular, would you hold it against me? :D

Adam
04-01-2009, 11:34 PM
Get yer cloak, you've pulled.

dgrintalis
04-01-2009, 11:36 PM
May I come in and watch you sleep?

DeleyanLee
04-01-2009, 11:37 PM
How would you like to be immortal for just one night?

writerterri
04-01-2009, 11:39 PM
I got nothing.


I'll still take it.

Cranky
04-01-2009, 11:41 PM
*sparkles*

What? I have to actually say something?

Pagey's_Girl
04-01-2009, 11:43 PM
"You know what they say about love bites..."

Hesperides
04-01-2009, 11:44 PM
"How about we go slip into something a little more comfortable. Like, say, a coffin?"

Adam
04-01-2009, 11:44 PM
*Slashes person's jugular.*

"Here, let's get you out of those wet clothes."

writerterri
04-01-2009, 11:49 PM
Did you just get a ticket from a vampire because you have fine written all over your neck.


(my personal fave):D

Jstwatchin
04-01-2009, 11:55 PM
"Your blood is singing to me..."

"Really? And I thought I'm tone deaf"

Adam
04-01-2009, 11:58 PM
"Hey victim, you're so fine; you're so fine you blow my mind! Hey victim!" clap, clap ,clap "Hey victim!"

DL Hegel
04-01-2009, 11:59 PM
one that was used on me once---would you like to live forever?

my response---yes, but i'm not so sure my husband would like it:D

regdog
04-02-2009, 12:00 AM
Vampires suck

writerterri
04-02-2009, 12:06 AM
Something's wrong with my teeth. They keep thinking about your neck.

quickWit
04-02-2009, 12:16 AM
Don't fill up on bread. I'm watching my carbs.

FOTSGreg
04-02-2009, 12:17 AM
"You're like my favorite damned disease."

Nickeback

BenPanced
04-02-2009, 12:19 AM
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
A/S/L?

(Kids! Ask your parents!)

robeiae
04-02-2009, 12:49 AM
"I don't know how to love."

Eskimo1990
04-02-2009, 01:00 AM
"You don't know how long I've waited for you..."

And Ben, I'm a kid (sorta...I'm 18 lol) and I know what A/S/L is. :D

Annayna
04-02-2009, 01:04 AM
omg you guys are funny.. I love it!

Alan Yee
04-02-2009, 01:38 AM
"Nice jugular."

JoeEkaitis
04-02-2009, 01:43 AM
Doesn't matter. I'm Type O.

dclary
04-02-2009, 02:09 AM
"My name is Edward Cullen."

Feiss
04-02-2009, 02:13 AM
did you bat your eyes at me?

i'm really Bram Stokered to meet you.

quickWit
04-02-2009, 02:16 AM
I see you're sucking on a hypoglycemic. Is that because you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be sucking on a hyperglycemic if you wanted to.

Feiss
04-02-2009, 02:19 AM
I see you're sucking on a hypoglycemic. Is that because you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be sucking on a hyperglycemic if you wanted to.


PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

:ROFL:

Wayne K
04-02-2009, 02:26 AM
I still have nothing. Brb.

Shweta
04-02-2009, 02:41 AM
"Your scent... it's floral... like freesia."

kristin724
04-02-2009, 03:52 AM
Let's go out for a bite...