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TsukiRyoko

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Haggis has been running through my house again, giving my dirty looks.
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He's been wearing my clothes...

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...breaking into my numberous safes...

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and hitting on my lady...
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I think he needs banned.

That is all.

Did I mention he stole my Twilight shrine?
 
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dobiwon

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Tsuki,

Congratulations on the being the Grand Prize Winner of the "Why I Want Haggis to Be My Houseguest" -- 50 words or fewer -- contest!

(BTW, you were the only one who entered)
 

Haggis

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There is a list. Name are being recorded.

eta: Why aren't you people sparkling?
 

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Wow, your lady looks like she has a great personality. :D
 

Haggis

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Because I'm a witch. Witches don't sparkle. Nor do we melt in the rain...

ETA - You people didn't know Haggis sings lead in a KISS tribute band? Not only that, they're pretty darn good.

I play a mean lead guitar too.
 

Carole

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OMG!!!!!!!

I haven't laughed this hard in a very, very long time.

Dear Tsuki, how I adore thee. :D
 

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I don't sparkle because I stay out of the sunlight.
 

dolores haze

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Here's how you get rid of a pesky haggis.

Get it drunk on good scotch, then stuff it, boil it and mail it to Scotland.
 

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Here's how you get rid of a pesky haggis.

Get it drunk on good scotch, then stuff it, boil it and mail it to Scotland.

It really doesn't have to be good scotch, not after the first finger or so.
Chihuahuas have very little body mass.

Just sayin'.
 

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It really doesn't have to be good scotch, not after the first finger or so.
Chihuahuas have very little body mass.

Just sayin'.

Gosh, you're right. Let's just hit him over the head with the bottle and drink the good stuff ourselves. You are brilliant!
 

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It really doesn't have to be good scotch, not after the first finger or so.
Chihuahuas have very little body mass.

Just sayin'.

Gosh, you're right. Let's just hit him over the head with the bottle and drink the good stuff ourselves. You are brilliant!

You shall both be dealt with harshly.

Hark, as I summon the demons of hell to infest your lingerie drawers.
 

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Hark, as I summon the demons of hell to infest your lingerie drawers.

Haggis, to police after he's caught with women's lingerie:

"It wasn't me, I swear! It was the demons of hell!"
 

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