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Haggis
04-01-2009, 08:02 PM
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/84976_stephen-king-and-stephenie-me.jpg

scarletpeaches
04-01-2009, 08:05 PM
Can we merge them? Pretty please?

NeuroFizz
04-01-2009, 08:06 PM
Can't tell without seeing her teeth. Or some of her other parts...

Haggis
04-01-2009, 08:07 PM
Can we merge them? Pretty please?

Merge Stephen and Stephenie? Are you kidding? He's old enough to be her...um...vampire.

Cranky
04-01-2009, 08:08 PM
Uncle Steve does have nice teeth. Not as sharp and pointy as I would expect, but yanno, you can't have everything.

Pagey's_Girl
04-01-2009, 08:09 PM
Well, I'm prettier than either one :tongue but I have to go with Stephen King. That red lipstick is like just so five-minutes-ago.

Adam
04-01-2009, 08:10 PM
Meyers is purtiererer, but King can kill a man using only words, which is beautiful in a way.

Tough call.

Judg
04-01-2009, 08:11 PM
They look fake. SK's teeth, that is.

Vincent
04-01-2009, 08:15 PM
Stephen King's Thinner.

Haggis
04-01-2009, 08:19 PM
Stephen King's Thinner.

I thought that was Bachman.

marie2
04-01-2009, 08:42 PM
ZOMG. I could never choose!! As scarletpeaches said, MERGE.

Cranky
04-01-2009, 08:42 PM
MERGE!
MERGE!
MERGE!

robeiae
04-01-2009, 08:42 PM
Steven King IS Frank Burns, aka the Lipless Wonder.

robeiae
04-01-2009, 08:44 PM
MERGE!
MERGE!
MERGE!
*casually tosses Cranky over a cliff*

Cranky
04-01-2009, 08:46 PM
Pffft.

Whatev. You're just jelus cuz I'm on Team Jacob.

WEREWOLVES FUR-EVER!

robeiae
04-01-2009, 08:48 PM
Pffft.

Whatev. You're just jelus cuz I'm on Team Jacob.

WEREWOLVES FUR-EVER!
*unloads two clips of silver bullets into Cranky*

What was that?

Cranky
04-01-2009, 08:49 PM
*stuffs garlic down Rob's gullet*

robeiae
04-01-2009, 08:51 PM
Lycan scum.

Cranky
04-01-2009, 08:56 PM
Hey, at least I don't sparkle.

I wouldn't mind the leather outfit, though.

robeiae
04-01-2009, 08:59 PM
http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/screen_gems/underworld__evolution/kate_beckinsale/evolution7.jpg

Yah! Who wouldn't?

Cranky
04-01-2009, 09:03 PM
She looks weird in that picture. Shirley you could do better. Nevermind, let me help (http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fs earch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dvan%2Bhelsing%26js%3D1%26ni%3 D21%26ei%3DUTF-8%26y%3DSearch%26fr%3Dyfp-t-501%26fr2%3Dtab-web%26xargs%3D0%26pstart%3D1%26b%3D106&w=400&h=500&imgurl=www.poster.net%2Fvan-helsing%2Fvan-helsing-photo-van-helsing-6229243.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.poster.de%2FVan-Helsing%2FVan-Helsing-Photo-Van-Helsing-6229243.html&size=55.5kB&name=van-helsing-photo-van-helsing-6229243.jpg&p=van+helsing&type=JPG&oid=48218a713fb8c776&no=123&tt=57,526&sigr=12bh034s9&sigi=124dgnd5u&sigb=1470vs1kc).

robeiae
04-01-2009, 09:10 PM
She looks weird in that picture. Shirley you could do better. Nevermind, let me help (http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fs earch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dvan%2Bhelsing%26js%3D1%26ni%3 D21%26ei%3DUTF-8%26y%3DSearch%26fr%3Dyfp-t-501%26fr2%3Dtab-web%26xargs%3D0%26pstart%3D1%26b%3D106&w=400&h=500&imgurl=www.poster.net%2Fvan-helsing%2Fvan-helsing-photo-van-helsing-6229243.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.poster.de%2FVan-Helsing%2FVan-Helsing-Photo-Van-Helsing-6229243.html&size=55.5kB&name=van-helsing-photo-van-helsing-6229243.jpg&p=van+helsing&type=JPG&oid=48218a713fb8c776&no=123&tt=57,526&sigr=12bh034s9&sigi=124dgnd5u&sigb=1470vs1kc).
Wrong movie, FurryCrankypants...

scarletpeaches
04-01-2009, 09:13 PM
For the record, I think smeyer is a beautiful woman, and her book covers are classy as hell.

Sadly, what's between them? Not so much.

But I still say she's very pretty.

Cranky
04-01-2009, 09:13 PM
Wrong movie, FurryCrankypants...


Yeah, but all the Underworld pix I found didn't make her look as good as she did in Van Helsing. IMO, of course, and I'm just a girl, so what do I know?!

Sheeesh! Such ingratitude!

Cranky
04-01-2009, 09:14 PM
For the record, I think smeyer is a beautiful woman, and her book covers are classy as hell.

Sadly, what's between them? Not so much.

But I still say she's very pretty.

Yeah, the covers are a huge WIN. And she's pretty. Yep.

Joe270
04-01-2009, 09:15 PM
Ya gotta admit Stephen looks pretty good for a guy who got run over by a van.

DL Hegel
04-01-2009, 09:20 PM
Not much of a choice.

isn't there a third option?

robeiae
04-01-2009, 09:26 PM
Ted Nugent?

http://anandamide.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/ted_nugent.jpg

Judg
04-01-2009, 09:58 PM
I went to university with a guy who looked so much like Nugent it was scary.

Adam
04-01-2009, 10:47 PM
The vote is tied! Quick, someone vote before Cranky gets her wish and the two merge. :D

scarletpeaches
04-01-2009, 10:48 PM
*I* mentioned mergeration first thank you.

Cranky
04-01-2009, 10:49 PM
The vote is tied! Quick, someone vote before Cranky gets her wish and the two merge. :D


:D

MERGE
MERGE
MERGE!!1!11!

*cough* Anyone got some water? I'm a little parched now...

regdog
04-01-2009, 10:56 PM
How can I take this poll seriously when there is a serious lack of eggplant and Orlando Bloom?

Adam
04-01-2009, 10:58 PM
*I* mentioned mergeration first thank you.

Cranky said it more times, and therefore wanted it moar. :tongue

Cranky
04-01-2009, 10:59 PM
Cranky said it more times, and therefore wanted it moar. :tongue

I <3 u.

scarletpeaches
04-01-2009, 11:00 PM
Cranky said it more times, and therefore wanted it moar. :tongue

Your hed is made of menny evils.

robeiae
04-01-2009, 11:00 PM
Maybe we should mergerate Scarletpeaches and Cranky? That would be exciting...

Adam
04-01-2009, 11:01 PM
I <3 u.

I thought you loved the Stephanie King merge-beast? ;)


Your hed is made of menny evils.

It still has space for creme eggz tho! :D

Cranky
04-01-2009, 11:01 PM
Maybe we should mergerate Scarletpeaches and Cranky? That would be exciting...

Our combined awesomeness would cause a catastrophic explosion.

Adam
04-01-2009, 11:02 PM
Maybe we should mergerate Scarletpeaches and Cranky? That would be exciting...

Sounds like a plan! I'll get the string, you get the lasers, we'll meet back here in an hour!

Cranky
04-01-2009, 11:04 PM
Sounds like a plan! I'll get the string, you get the lasers, we'll meet back here in an hour!

You're scaring me.

Are you Edward? Because that's strangely attractive...

Adam
04-01-2009, 11:05 PM
You're scaring me.

Are you Edward? Because that's strangely attractive...

Actually, Rob will be doing the scarring, I'll be doing the fixing back together.

But yes, I am indeed Edward. :hi:

Cranky
04-01-2009, 11:06 PM
Oh boy.

Adam
04-01-2009, 11:06 PM
Wait, I forgot the proof!

*Sparkles for like a whole minute!*

robeiae
04-01-2009, 11:08 PM
Wait, I forgot the proof!

*Sparkles for like a whole minute!*
Too bad. Now, I must keel you.

*kills Adzmodeus*

Calla Lily
04-01-2009, 11:09 PM
Stop! Stop! I'm laughing so hard I can't work! :ROFL:

Adam
04-01-2009, 11:09 PM
Too bad. Now, I must keel you.

*kills Adzmodeus*


Crap.

*Adzmodeus is now dead and is unable to continue posting in this thread.*

Cranky
04-01-2009, 11:10 PM
That's sorta vague, Robovowels. He's undead, so you gotta be careful or he'll rise again.

To stalk me and Peaches, and do something with lasers. Not sure what.

scarletpeaches
04-01-2009, 11:10 PM
Knock knock!

Who there?

Me! I keel you!

Adam
04-01-2009, 11:11 PM
That's sorta vague, Robovowels. He's undead, so you gotta be careful or he'll rise again.

To stalk me and Peaches, and do something with lasers. Not sure what.

Ooh, good point!

*Rises from his coffin like wot Dracula does, you know, suddenly bolt upright.*

OooooooOooOooooooooOOOoooooo!

Cranky
04-01-2009, 11:12 PM
Inigio Montoya is IN DA HOUSE!!!

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t115/jpayne75/inigo.jpg?t=1238613122

robeiae
04-01-2009, 11:13 PM
Ooh, good point!

*Rises from his coffin like wot Dracula does, you know, suddenly bolt upright.*

OooooooOooOooooooooOOOoooooo!
*peppers Azmodeus with "daylight" rounds, til he falls back and the lid drops down*

Quiet.

Adam
04-01-2009, 11:26 PM
*peppers Azmodeus with "daylight" rounds, til he falls back and the lid drops down*

Quiet.

MmmfFfmrrmmfmrmfmfmrff! Mfffrrrrmfmfmf.

Damn lid.

writerterri
04-01-2009, 11:37 PM
Usually by page 3 we're totally off subject so I say...


ME!


Why wasn't I on the list?!!!

Adam
04-01-2009, 11:42 PM
Usually by page 3 we're totally off subject so I say...


ME!


Why wasn't I on the list?!!!

*Beep*

"Hi! Adzmodeus isn't here right now, on account of his extreme deadness. If this is the blood bank chasing debts again, that totally wasn't me. Please leave a message after the tone."

*Beep*

Ol' Fashioned Girl
04-01-2009, 11:46 PM
Can we merge them? Pretty please?

Your wish is my command...

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/merge.jpg

Cranky
04-01-2009, 11:49 PM
OMG.

My eyes...they've melted from the awesome.

Adam
04-01-2009, 11:53 PM
Your wish is my command...




PUT THEM BACK! FOR THE LOVE OF EDWARD!

writerterri
04-01-2009, 11:55 PM
*Beep*

"Hi! Adzmodeus isn't here right now, on account of his extreme deadness. If this is the blood bank chasing debts again, that totally wasn't me. Please leave a message after the tone."

*Beep*


Yeah, your pizza is ready! Open the door!

Adam
04-02-2009, 12:00 AM
Yeah, your pizza is ready! Open the door!

Pfft, what use is that? I'm dead!

Cyia
04-02-2009, 12:09 AM
Your wish is my command...

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/merge.jpg

OMG... isn't that Grima Wormtongue from The Lord of the Rings????

James D. Macdonald
04-02-2009, 01:48 AM
Note the clever makeup! King and Meyer are the same person! They use the same first names so they'll react normally when someone talks to them.

I mean, have you ever seen the two of them together?

quickWit
04-02-2009, 01:51 AM
Note the clever makeup! King and Meyer are the same person! They use the same first names so they'll react normally when someone talks to them.

I mean, have you ever seen the two of them together?

I have now.

And he/she's magnificent.

vixey
04-02-2009, 01:57 AM
Gah! See what happens when I haven't been on in a few days??!!

*shuts door*

dclary
04-02-2009, 02:02 AM
I'm the prettiest!!!

Haggis
04-02-2009, 05:04 AM
I'm the prettiest!!!

Not without sparkles, you aren't.

shokadh
04-02-2009, 05:22 AM
Now I know why I was warned that AW is addicting. (and I've just spent an entire three hours laughing my...um...head off. The Mods have outdone themselves.

cheers

:roll:

shok

writerterri
04-02-2009, 06:25 AM
Pfft, what use is that? I'm dead!


Can I have it?

Matera the Mad
04-02-2009, 06:42 AM
Hmm...I think I'll have to try a morph on those mugshots.

Adam
04-02-2009, 02:12 PM
Can I have it?

Yes, yes you may. ;)