What's the title of your Twilight "tribute" sequel/prequel?

I'm writing a prequel, it's called "That boring bit in the middle of the afternoon when all you want to do is fall asleep and dribble on your desk."

Here's what I have so far on my sequel:


Moondance
by Herdon

It was a marvelous night for a moondance, with the stars above in her eyes. It was a marvelous night for some romance beneath the cover of october skies. All the leaves on the trees were falling to the sound of the breezes that blow. I was trying to please to the calling of her heart-strings that played soft and low. Unfortunately, all of the nights magic was whispering in hushed tones, which really through me off my game.

4:20 A.M.

Edward and Jacob Go the White Sparkling Castle.

Fangs for the Memories.

Vermilion Tea-Time: Vampires Abroad

I'm collaborating with a Brit writing partner.

That Funny Time of Day, Just between Sunset and Full Night, When Everything Looks Orange.

Mine's a prequel/sequel/in-between-quel (sophisticated time-hopping, so lit'ry!) The totally brilliant working title is:

Breaking Wind

I'll follow that up with a pre-prequel about Dr. Cullen, when he was working for Louis XVI as a pastry chef:

Eclairs

Then I'll wrap it all up with a far future sequel:

Sparkle Wars: Battlestar Vampactica and the Search for Schlock

Mary Sue Got Sparkled

Ochre Mid-Morning followed by Puce Late Evening, and then Chartreuse Ten Minutes Past Eleven.

And my Star Wars fan fic tribute pre-prequel is slated to be called Spar Whores: The Search for Booty.

When Sparkleman Bit Stephenie Bella

High Sweet Potato Noon

I'm writing a prequel called The Ungodly Sparkly Crack of Dawn, and a sequel called The Long, Dark, and Angsty Tea-Time of the Undead.

Nobody better steal my ideas, people. I'm watching.

Guantanamo Sparkling Bay. Get it right!

Daylight Savings Time It's a very dramatic sequel in which Bella has one less hour to star at the sparkliness of Edward.

Be warned. It's a tear jerker!

The Curse of the Four-Hour Viagra Vampire

I can not believe that this has a thread main title. You have got to be kidding. What next? A Harry Potter main topic heading?

Wonders away shaking head....................

Mine is a prequel starring Dr. Cullin when he lived in Scotland.

It is called _The Gothic Gloaming_

Magenta Yam

My prequel:

When the Bars Close

A Native American Werewolf in London.