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Soccer Mom
04-01-2009, 05:15 PM
So are you? You should be. I've been frantically PMing Mac about equal forum space for werewolves and all I got was a rep that said "The werewolves lost. Edward is sparkly and has the dough. Get over it."

I never thought I would feel this way about AW and I never thought we would tolerate such blatant prejudice against our furry bretheren simply for the almighty buck.

I'm heartsick, but I ain't goin' down without out a fight. I hereby declare the Roundtable a WEREWOLF FRIENDLY ZONE!

NO BLOODSUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


JACOB FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BlueLucario
04-01-2009, 05:21 PM
What's with all these Twilight threads???

You people are scaring me.

Bubastes
04-01-2009, 05:23 PM
Jacob has back hair. Ew.

Soccer Mom
04-01-2009, 05:23 PM
You should totally change your avatar to Jacob. Much hotter than Edward.

Soccer Mom
04-01-2009, 05:23 PM
Jacob has back hair. Ew.

Shun the nonbeliever! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

Jersey Chick
04-01-2009, 05:24 PM
you knew it had to happen sooner or later...



http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/JerseyChick71/giraffe.jpg

Stew21
04-01-2009, 05:24 PM
hehheh...

Namatu
04-01-2009, 05:25 PM
Werewolves shed too much, Soccer Mom.

Cranky
04-01-2009, 05:27 PM
SM, sign me up for Team Jacob.

Vamps are teh suxxor. Buffy would kick Edward's sparkly ass!!!


I <3 JACOB FUREVER!!!!!!

Soccer Mom
04-01-2009, 05:27 PM
Has anyone ever tried to warm their feet on the cold corpse of their undead boyfriend? Teh suxxor. Give me living and furry anyday. Buy a vacuum cleaner. Sheesh!

Jersey Chick
04-01-2009, 05:28 PM
I hear some of the newer were-variety are non-shedding, and hypoallergenic - kind of like a poodle. Were-poos, I think they're called. :D

Namatu
04-01-2009, 05:29 PM
But what if you're allergic to animal hair?!

Calla Lily
04-01-2009, 05:29 PM
My hubs has back hair.

Oh, dear. What hasn't he told me? EEEEEEEKKKKKK!

Cranky
04-01-2009, 05:30 PM
Were-poodles, Jerz. Jeez. What kinda fangirl are YOU that you didn't know that? Sheesh.

Old Hack
04-01-2009, 05:30 PM
All this attention on vampires and werewolves is distressing to people like me who are dentally challenged: it's mocking us, you know, and while I try to remain cheerful about my gumminess, I do wish that it wasn't always treated as an excuse to poke fun. It's hard existing on a diet of porridge and margaritas.

And back hair--eww.

Bubastes
04-01-2009, 05:30 PM
A Dyson vac costs too much. Heating pads are much cheaper. See? Vampires are more cost-effective boyfriends!

Soccer Mom
04-01-2009, 05:31 PM
All this attention on vampires and werewolves is distressing to people like me who are dentally challenged: it's mocking us, you know, and while I try to remain cheerful about my gumminess, I do wish that it wasn't always treated as an excuse to poke fun. It's hard existing on a diet of porridge and margaritas.

And back hair--eww.

I think you're just pro-cat.

Soccer Mom
04-01-2009, 05:31 PM
A Dyson vac costs too much. Heating pads are much cheaper. See? Vampires are more cost-effective boyfriends!

But a werewolf BF can catch dinner.

Jersey Chick
04-01-2009, 05:32 PM
Were-poodles, Jerz. Jeez. What kinda fangirl are YOU that you didn't know that? Sheesh.

1. I like to be different

2. I like writing the word poo

3. I am immature that way

:D


I am fanWOMAN - hear me roar


er - maybe howl??? but only at a full moon

uh-oh... i might have said too much...

Matera the Mad
04-01-2009, 05:33 PM
Oh come on. Were-woodle-pooves don't shed.

C.bronco
04-01-2009, 05:36 PM
So are you? You should be. I've been frantically PMing Mac about equal forum space for werewolves and all I got was a rep that said "The werewolves lost. Edward is sparkly and has the dough. Get over it."

I never thought I would feel this way about AW and I never thought we would tolerate such blatant prejudice against our furry bretheren simply for the almighty buck.

I'm heartsick, but I ain't goin' down without out a fight. I hereby declare the Roundtable a WEREWOLF FRIENDLY ZONE!

NO BLOODSUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


JACOB FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Coco coco COCO!

Coco.
:)

Namatu
04-01-2009, 05:39 PM
Oh come on. Were-woodle-pooves don't shed.Where can I get a were-woodle-poove? Is there a match.com frequented by were-woodle-pooves?

Cranky
04-01-2009, 05:40 PM
1. I like to be different

2. I like writing the word poo

3. I am immature that way

:D


I am fanWOMAN - hear me roar


er - maybe howl??? but only at a full moon

uh-oh... i might have said too much...

Oh.

Well.

Why didn't you say so???

Jersey Chick
04-01-2009, 05:41 PM
ROAR!

Calla Lily
04-01-2009, 05:42 PM
Where's Pike, AW's own real live werewolf, when we need him?

Spinal Tapestry
04-01-2009, 05:44 PM
I love twilight! Wicked-ass fight scenes, man.

Old Hack
04-01-2009, 05:44 PM
Nah, not loud enough and hardly scary at all. I shall bare my gums at you in their glorious pinkness.

Cranky
04-01-2009, 05:50 PM
I love twilight! Wicked-ass fight scenes, man.

Power Rangers and werewolves are way more badass. You should write a poem about that.

Jersey Chick
04-01-2009, 05:55 PM
Which Power Ranger - there are about a million of them and I'm soooo not up on my Rangers (power or otherwise)

petec
04-01-2009, 05:56 PM
So are you? You should be. I've been frantically PMing Mac about equal forum space for werewolves and all I got was a rep that said "The werewolves lost. Edward is sparkly and has the dough. Get over it."

I never thought I would feel this way about AW and I never thought we would tolerate such blatant prejudice against our furry bretheren simply for the almighty buck.

I'm heartsick, but I ain't goin' down without out a fight. I hereby declare the Roundtable a WEREWOLF FRIENDLY ZONE!

NO BLOODSUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I am with you every inch if the way

As I have said before today

Vampires are for teenage girls

BUT
It
it is Mac's board!

Cranky
04-01-2009, 05:56 PM
Which Power Ranger - there are about a million of them and I'm soooo not up on my Rangers (power or otherwise)

The shape-shifting ones, natch. :D

Jungle Fury, or something?

Spinal Tapestry
04-01-2009, 05:56 PM
Power Rangers and werewolves are way more badass. You should write a poem about that.


I think I will, Cranky-dude. I think I will.

Spinal Tapestry
04-01-2009, 05:57 PM
The shape-shifting ones, natch. :D

Jungle Fury, or something?
damn straight. Jungle fury baby.

Cranky
04-01-2009, 05:57 PM
I think I will, Cranky-dude. I think I will.

Make sure you post it in SYW...I'll even come and crit it for you. Promise.

Soccer Mom
04-01-2009, 06:05 PM
damn straight. Jungle fury baby.

You again? I can't believe Mac let you back.


Well, as long as you write Pro-Jacob, I guess it's okay.

CaseyMcG
04-01-2009, 07:04 PM
Hehe, I love this! April 1st=favorite day of the year...

Red-Green
04-01-2009, 07:16 PM
Wait...can I get a peek-a-puh-were-woodle?

Memnon624
04-01-2009, 09:59 PM
Screw vampires and werewolves . . . Twilight would have been some classy stuff if Ms. M had plastered it with ORCS! ORCS RULE (provided they have adequate dark lord supervision)!

Yar!

Cranky
04-01-2009, 10:00 PM
You again? I can't believe Mac let you back.


Well, as long as you write Pro-Jacob, I guess it's okay.

C'mon, SM. Spinal wrote some bitchin' Power Rangers poetry. Shirley he can do well with some Jacob-inspiration. Be a sport!

Jana K White
04-01-2009, 10:16 PM
Hmmm, I always wanted a werebradoodle myself. They swim and everything!!!!!

JeanneTGC
04-01-2009, 10:22 PM
I feel that I must come over to Team Jacob because I'm against speciesism.

And, honestly, werewolves -- and were-poodles, and were-oodle-doodles, and were-poovle-doodle-doos, and so on -- are by far the superior choice.

Despite the negative hype, they are quite pro-cat, too. At least MY werewolves are.

Down with Vampires! UP with Werewolves!

Jacob 4ever!

Alitriona
04-01-2009, 10:57 PM
I don't like fur.
Team Edward Forever!

Jana K White
04-02-2009, 01:38 AM
Well, I was reluctant to bring out the big guns 'cause it will put an end to this whole werewolf vs. vampire nonsense once and for all. Those of you who are still clinging to Team Edward, I am sorry, but you brought this upon yourselves. Werewolves don't have to sing in unintelligible, pseudo-falsetto gibberish.
Exhibit A-http://www.robert-pattinson.co.uk/music/

Werewolves are also better guitar players.
Exhibit B-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI7o-csU2bA&feature=related

And finally, werewolves take their serenades seriously.
Exhibit C-http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&q=beautiful%20wolf%20howls%20pack&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#

MattW
04-02-2009, 01:50 AM
Waxing werewolves is now illegal in the state of NJ.

Shaving your you-know-were's is still permitted.

KikiteNeko
04-02-2009, 02:58 AM
Hmmm, I always wanted a werebradoodle myself. They swim and everything!!!!!

I want a sick, masochistic lion. And a suicidal, stupid lamb. I figure I'll put them both in the same cage and see what happens.

ChaosTitan
04-02-2009, 03:51 AM
Where's the were-bird love, people???? Were-osprey are super-sexy! Just ask Namatu or Sassee. They'll back me up! :D

Soccer Mom
04-02-2009, 03:59 AM
Sorry Chaostastic. It's all about the fuzzy in here.


Team Jacob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ChaosTitan
04-02-2009, 04:00 AM
But...but...feathers are so sexy....:cry:

shokadh
04-02-2009, 04:35 AM
Has anyone ever tried to warm their feet on the cold corpse of their undead boyfriend? Teh suxxor. Give me living and furry anyday. Buy a vacuum cleaner. Sheesh!

rawr...living and furry...mkay...:D

shok *out runnin' with the pack by the light of the moon...*

shokadh
04-02-2009, 04:37 AM
Waxing werewolves is now illegal in the state of NJ.

Shaving your you-know-were's is still permitted.

You wouldn't happen to be a Brazillian werewolf would you?

shok

ChaosTitan
04-02-2009, 05:29 AM
You wouldn't happen to be a Brazillian werewolf would you?

shok

*spews coffee*

*dies laughing*

TerzaRima
04-02-2009, 05:36 AM
It's 8:30 CST and I thought I'd poke my head in to see if the wacky vampire hijinks were over but noooo. Off to yell at the kids to get off my lawn, swallow some Carter's liver pills for my lumbago, and watch Lawrence Welk.

JeanneTGC
04-02-2009, 07:57 AM
*sniff* The banners are down and all the threads are disappearing and it's just not fair.

And I still have the werewolf kid for my avatar.

He's beginning to grow on me...maybe I should keep him and just add sparkles? (I know, I know, he doesn't sparkle. But he does...in my mind.)