Handsome and rugged
and glittery are thee
and I trip without moving
to get thyself to me
and my heart's all aflutter
amidst these teens who think
I'm cool because I come from
arizona and date the sexiest weirdo
in
school.
E! is for his eyes so blue (and cold and dead and grey),
D! is soooooo dreamy, in each and every way.
W! is for his winsomness, I don't know what that means,
A! is for his attitude - so smokin; it's obscene.
R! is for his, you know, whatever - he's hot!
D! is for don't ever let this bloody vampire clot!
Edward
you are so shiny
I want to take
a cheese grater
and slough off your glimmer
onto my bran flakes
flaky shiny bran flakes
nom nom nom
flicker flicker
my cereal will taste like undeath
my cereal will taste like marble
my cereal will taste like love
sparkle sparkle hottie vamp
I think your girlfriend is a tramp
going out at night to fly
like a bat or pumpkin pie
sparkle sparkle little vamp
you give me an eyebrow cramp.
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