Vampires

petec said:

Why is it

Teenage GIRLS and vampires go together

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Because vampires are haaawt and they like, sparkle and stuff! Plus, they're ice cold and rock hard, which is great to snuggle up to. They'll even disable your car because they care about you so much that they don't want you to spend even one minute with your best friends.

Don't even get me started on yellow eyes!

I think it's that 'nibbling on the neck' thing. That's sooooo... soooooo... hawt!

I personally like how they never show up in mirrors - no fighting for space when we're getting ready to go out.

Thank you for noticing. It's my new 'Edward' perfume.

Jersey Chick said:

I personally like how they never show up in mirrors - no fighting for space when we're getting ready to go out.

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That whole mirrors thing is soooo yesterday. Stephanie cleared up all the myths about vampires in her books. I would not mind sharing mirror space with Edward, any day. Or Emmett... no, wait, Jasper! No, no, Carlisle! Oh how can a girl choose? mmmmmm....

Oh jeez... so, can you photograph them as well? What about garlic? Are they still afraid of crosses? And that wooden stake thing, did she kill that off as well?

damn it


**stomps out of thread**

O-M-G- It's a Twilight Party room.

I prefer zombies.

Not me... when they get the munchies, they really get the munchies...

I would never, ever let my daughter date a stalker vampire.

Now a werewolf? Oh yeah, in heartbeat. Cause they're alive and warm and that whole law of the pack thing. Werewolves are all about family values.

Because girls like older men. Someone who will tell them what to do, so they don't have hurt their pretty heads with the thinking.

Soccer Mom said:

I would never, ever let my daughter date a stalker vampire.

Now a werewolf? Oh yeah, in heartbeat. Cause they're alive and warm and that whole law of the pack thing. Werewolves are all about family values.

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What's your position on zombies? They're so unfortunately stigmatized, and they get lonely.

Perhaps if they stopped trying to - yanno - eat everyone's brain, they'd be less lonely...

just a thought

The "eats brains all the time" thing is a popular misconception. Sometimes they wait until the brains are chilled. Enjoyable with a nice apertif. And they only eat the brains of their enemies!

Soccer Mom said:

I would never, ever let my daughter date a stalker vampire.

Now a werewolf? Oh yeah, in heartbeat. Cause they're alive and warm and that whole law of the pack thing. Werewolves are all about family values.

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I realize most stalker vampires are horrid and while it is true allowing your daughter to date one of those types would be lunacy, the vegetarian vampires like the Cullens are quite safe. You are looking for a group all about family values? They have very strong family values.

Whereas, the werewolf is so unpredictable they can easily hurt the person they love.

And you call yourself a mom. pfffttt.

I seem to remember a Psychology for the Masses article that made the blood tie--onset of the menses, the metaphoric and physiological prospect of lost virginity, and the aggressiveness of males in this regard. Either that or penis envy.

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

I think it's that 'nibbling on the neck' thing. That's sooooo... soooooo... hawt!

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Amen sister.

Especially if they look like Dracula 2000, correct?

NeuroFizz said:

Either that or penis envy.

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I am so not going to go there.

*Walking away...*

Jersey Chick said:

Oh jeez... so, can you photograph them as well? What about garlic? Are they still afraid of crosses? And that wooden stake thing, did she kill that off as well?

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Sorry, Carlisle's daddy was a minister type person and there's even a huge ginormous cross thing hanging over the stairs in the house.

*cue badly sung Karaoke*

"The only boy who could ever reach me, was the son of a preacher man..."

NeuroFizz said:

I seem to remember a Psychology for the Masses article that made the blood tie--onset of the menses, the metaphoric and physiological prospect of lost virginity, and the aggressiveness of males in this regard.

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Plus, teenage girls are very malleable.

As oppossed to teenage boys, who are just stupid.

petec said:

Why is it

Teenage GIRLS and vampires go together

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not sure? all I know is when I was a teenage girl I never once dated a vampire---though, I did find an old Xmas card from when I was 18---it referred to me as a vampire---does that count? Plus I dated a few musicians almost the same---right?