Absolute Bite?

And we're now proudly moderated by the Sparkle Squad... ?

Teh sparkles! They burn my dainty writer eyeballs!

WHY GOD WHY

couldn't you at least put it on the BOTTOM so I don't have to LOOK at it when I come here seeking intelligence?

MacAllister said:

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

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Did you try beating 'em with sticks? I'll go get some sticks...

tomothecat said:

WHY GOD WHY

couldn't you at least put it on the BOTTOM so I don't have to LOOK at it when I come here seeking intelligence?

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Intelligence brings insufficient traffic.

I don't understand . . .
Is it a joke?
I . . .
Do you suppose striking would have much effect?
The real question is, would AW miss Ciera as much as Ciera would miss AW.

Um.
Do we know how long it's gonna be there?

It's too small. I can't read it.

What does it say?

support ... absolute ... right ... by ... buying ... our ... twilight ... trap



What's a twilight trap?

That's brilliant.

tomothecat said:

Did you try beating 'em with sticks? I'll go get some sticks...

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That's stakes. You hit vampires with stakes, not sticks.

BenPanced said:

Intelijents iz borin. Letz' go shopin.

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Ciera_ said:

I don't understand . . .
Is it a joke?

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Of course not. It's simple corporate sense.
We're not the joking type.

Ciera_ said:

Do we know how long it's gonna be there?

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I tossed some holy water at it and sprayed my computer with lysol. But that just made it angry

Matera the Mad said:

That's stakes. You hit vampires with stakes, not sticks.

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Well, these are sparkly vampires. Maybe I should hit them with a little girl's glittery pink baton.

Oh.
Happy April Fools' day.
I just have to make it through the next 24 hours until April 2nd...I can do it!

BenPanced said:

<---Or I can throw my wig at them. Is that pink and glittery enough?

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Needs more cowbell.

MacAllister said:

I was watching the server referrals with all the Twilight discussions, and they logs show traffic goes right through the roof. So, yanno, give the people what they want.

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What? The Twilight Zone? *cue music*

LOL - Love it!! Classic!!

Hey guys, I just checked out the AW Twilight merchandise page. Not as bad as I'd thought:

Ciera_ said:

Oh.
Happy April Fools' day.
I just have to make it through the next 24 hours until April 2nd...I can do it!

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No, Ciera, the date is just a mere coincidence. The simple truth is, the first quarter 2009 numbers showed that something drastic had to be done to keep AW afloat. What better way to do so than to seek sponsorship from a very successful author with a very successful product?