Genius food idea (with possibly use of chocolate weaponry)

After that, could you contemplate the Cadbury Creme Egg omlete?

Sp dear, have we been hitting the migraine meds again?

ETA: I hope you brought enough for everyone.

Puff pastry is a definite. The lightness should pleasantly contrast the bacon.

With regard to the papal choco-thieves, I have rigged the beginnings of a sophisticated, yet cheap listening device to the back of my fridge. As soon as I find some string to connect it up, I'll be able to hear em steal my sugar!

The video camera made of a long straw and some mirrors failed spectacularly, leaving me with 42 years back luck.

I used to be a baker, and by FAR our most popular sell was *drum roll* bacon and cheese wrapped in puff pastry. Hot, of course. NOt that it required much in the way of actual baking lol.

But I prefer the good old bacon and egg sandwich. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ah, but were they the size of dinner plates? What was the bacon to cheese ratio? Could they be used to fend off an angry pope? We need details!

Lol not dinner plates. Saucers. Two rashers to 4 ounces of cheese.

And you could tempt the angry people with them

If you want food as weaponry, you need look no further than the ancient art of Ecky Thump

http://www.bettycrocker.com/Recipes/Recipe.aspx?recipeid=35316

Google is your friend.

Saucers could still be effective, though the lack of bacon is disturbing.

Don't forget the Dwarven Bread of the Discworld. Shall have to look into exporting some.

James81 said:

http://www.bettycrocker.com/Recipes/Recipe.aspx?recipeid=35316

Google is your friend.

Click to expand...

Pfft, that's bacon, cheese and egg! And there's nowhere near enough bacon, either.

Slowly. I got the monkeys from a research lab so I'm having to constantly dish out nicotine patches to stop them from biting my face.
Also, they're REALLY not happy about the wings. Soon as I go near with a needle and thread, they run in the other direction.

Tried that, turns out pterodactyls aren't attracted to monkeys, and the Barry White disc is broken.

The pope doesn't stand a chance against my dwarven bread!

I grew up on bacon & egg pie - yumm.

America seems to have a serious deficiency of meat pies. Butter chicken pie is another goodie - us kiwis will put anything in a pie. Except eels, maybe. Eel pie's an english thing.

Here it is, Scarlet -- Shepherd's Pie, but with bacon as the meat.

But...if you really like the taste of bacon, try my (hijacked) version of homemade refried beans.

Basically, just soak pinto beans overnight and drain, then boil them until they are soft and the skins slip off. In the meantime, cook up a batch of bacon (pound of bacon to large bag of beans--cook the bacon crisp). SAVE THE BACON GREASE! With the beans hot and cooked, drain and mash with a potato masher. Add a half-brick of Monterey Jack cheese (cubed so it melts into the beans) and mash so its mixed well. Salt to taste. Break the bacon into little pieces and add to the beans/cheese and mash some more. Now the key. In a large skillet, fry the bean mixture in the bacon grease. It'll appear like there is too much grease, but the beans will soak it up quickly. Bacon pieces, bacon grease, refries are never so bacon-licious. And you can get several days worth of meals from it.

Why, I just had Quiche Lorraine the other night. Does that qualify? Cheese, bacon, eggs, cream and Pillsbury crust. Yum. I had the rest of it for lunch today!

I'm Irish, so on St. Patricks day I make bacon and cabbage. Not sliced either, slab o' bacon for me. I also like BLTs without the lettuce or tomato. Lots of mayo though. Once again I'm Irish so I'll take any opportunity to eat mayonnaise.

Did I mention I'm Irish?like colin farrell.

Just two words: Hot Pockets ... http://www.hotpockets.com/products/Breakfast.aspx

You'll find them in your grocer's freezer.







Yes, I live on prepackaged microwave food, why do you ask?

I missed it, but they had chocolate-covered bacon at the Minnesota State Fair last year.

On a stick, even! It ain't official "State Fair" food if it ain't on a stick!

scarletpeaches said:

• Bacon is the food of the gods.
• Pies are great.

What the world needs now (as well as love, sweet love) is...a bacon pie!

Click to expand...

I like you already.

Bacon pie...oh, yeah. I could get down with that.

Wayne K said:

I also like BLTs without the lettuce or tomato. Lots of mayo though.

Click to expand...

Ah, love a good B with M.

Preferably on day old bread.

oooh mayo

And it has to be proper bread, not pre packed but still warm out of the oven.


Arrrrgh! Munchies!

I'm in a bacon mood, so, Bump.