This is a completely foolproof method for refinishing your old furniture and getting absolutely perfect results.
Step 1. Sell your old furniture.
Step 2. Buy new furniture.
If anyone is contemplating refinishing furniture, like, say a dinette set with four chairs, I will fill you in on some of the unexpected. First, you will get sick and not be able to get the project finished before, I dunno, perhaps dinner on Sunday for the son's birthday with lots of people coming over.
I have some suggestions to calculate the actual costs of refinishing your furniture:
1.) Cost. Price all chemicals, stains, brushes, etc. you will need for the project. Double this amount, which should get you around $100.00 for a dinette-and-four-chairs-sized project.
2.) Time. Take all the experts' calculations of how long this project should take and average them. Multiply by 10. Multiply by minimum wage. That should get you between $750-$9,000, depending on your project scope.
3.) Clothing. The chemical strippers will not only eat right through the 'protective' rubber gloves, but your shoe soles as well. Just toss all clothing into the trash or you'll be replacing your washer/dryer, too. $200, unless you are stupid enough to try to wash them, then add another $700.
3.) Damage. Because chemical stripping agents will get tracked into your home, figure $300 if you have concrete or tile floors, $2000 if you have carpet, and $5000 for hardwood floors (If you opt to refinish your own hardwood floors, return to #1 and multiply all costs by 100, and be prepared to just burn down your house, take the insurance money, and buy a new one after vowing to your spouse that you will never, ever refinish anything ever again.)
So, if you 'just say no', you'll be ahead by at least $1350, plus however much you make selling your original furniture, at the absolute minimum.
Now, depending on the temperament of the person performing the refinishing project, you might wish to add bail and legal fees for disturbing the peace charges. Certainly, if you are insane enough to elect to refinish the hardwood floors, then I would plan on Marriage Counseling fees and possible divorce fees, alimony, etc. If you have a dog, add vet fees.
Repeat after me:
Sell your old furniture.
Buy new furniture.
Trust me.
Step 1. Sell your old furniture.
Step 2. Buy new furniture.
If anyone is contemplating refinishing furniture, like, say a dinette set with four chairs, I will fill you in on some of the unexpected. First, you will get sick and not be able to get the project finished before, I dunno, perhaps dinner on Sunday for the son's birthday with lots of people coming over.
I have some suggestions to calculate the actual costs of refinishing your furniture:
1.) Cost. Price all chemicals, stains, brushes, etc. you will need for the project. Double this amount, which should get you around $100.00 for a dinette-and-four-chairs-sized project.
2.) Time. Take all the experts' calculations of how long this project should take and average them. Multiply by 10. Multiply by minimum wage. That should get you between $750-$9,000, depending on your project scope.
3.) Clothing. The chemical strippers will not only eat right through the 'protective' rubber gloves, but your shoe soles as well. Just toss all clothing into the trash or you'll be replacing your washer/dryer, too. $200, unless you are stupid enough to try to wash them, then add another $700.
3.) Damage. Because chemical stripping agents will get tracked into your home, figure $300 if you have concrete or tile floors, $2000 if you have carpet, and $5000 for hardwood floors (If you opt to refinish your own hardwood floors, return to #1 and multiply all costs by 100, and be prepared to just burn down your house, take the insurance money, and buy a new one after vowing to your spouse that you will never, ever refinish anything ever again.)
So, if you 'just say no', you'll be ahead by at least $1350, plus however much you make selling your original furniture, at the absolute minimum.
Now, depending on the temperament of the person performing the refinishing project, you might wish to add bail and legal fees for disturbing the peace charges. Certainly, if you are insane enough to elect to refinish the hardwood floors, then I would plan on Marriage Counseling fees and possible divorce fees, alimony, etc. If you have a dog, add vet fees.
Repeat after me:
Sell your old furniture.
Buy new furniture.
Trust me.
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