Teenager's 60ft painting of penis on parents' roof spotted in space

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Well, that should preclude any alien visits. Nothing like a good first impression. . . .
 

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Dammit, rob, now you've got BoP doing it. :D
 

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To lure Google Earth?! Interesting, also in the story, says it took a year "for the parents to find out." Wonder how they found out? Crawled on the rooftop looking for something?
 

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I'm thinking his will be among the first households visited by the aliens from the Amazon-inspired planets in 60s movies and TV, whose entire population consists of women in heavy eye makeup and sex-kitten wardrobes featuring lots of cleavage, long bare legs, and boots. Won't his parents be overjoyed at the prospect of grandchildren!

Maryn, liking the kid
 

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Seems like a story the Guardian would post...

It's a funny story, but I'm not sure it would be so funny if it was done to my house. I'd be pissed.
 
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To lure Google Earth?! Interesting, also in the story, says it took a year "for the parents to find out." Wonder how they found out? Crawled on the rooftop looking for something?

A helicopter was flying over and came low so the passengers could take photos. Dad wonders what the heck they are doing and....
 
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*knock knock*

*door opens*

"Yes?"

"I say sir; I was just flying overhead in my helicopter and I happened to notice a giant cock and balls on your roof."

"A cock and balls, you say? Smithers - unleash the hounds!"