ShamWow Guy and the Cannibal Hooker

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

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At least he knows a product that will mop up all the blood...
 

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Do you think he used a ShamWow[SUP]tm[/SUP] to soak up all the blood?
 

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That's it. I've had it! The author in charge of writing reality has finally gone one step too far over the top.

What's next? The OxyClean guy attacked by swampbeasts from mars?

:rant:

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What are you, his public defender? Take your legalese right out of here!
:tongue

It's rather rude and annoying to reply to the OP without reading the rest of the thread first, but since you didn't realize that, I guess we can put you in the rude and annoying category along with RT. :e2tongue:
 

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See, the only problem I have with this story is why you would pay anything over $250.00 for a decent hooker....and the whole sucking face with a mouth that probably held more latex than a kitchen wall is a concern especially if she road bareback on occassion, but come on 1000 bucks in this economy, fuck just get married its cheaper....
 

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But you got to admit, next time you see the Sham-Wow commercial you ain't going to be thinking about mopping up kool-aid.