The eff it list

watching my partner taking a shit. i've heard from many that is the sign of true love. i'll pass thank you very much.

Dammit! This list goes 2 ways for me....

Ok

If I really could do what never I wanted!!!!!

Wear make up
Count calories
Have a period (sorry guys)

And the one thing I WANT to do... live on MY OWN!

I will never:
Wax ever again. Who in the hell pays for that torture twice?
Have a big white wedding and 2.4 children.
Ever click my fingers at waiting staff or tolerate it from any company I'm keeping.
Ever use past hurt to justify very bad behaviour.
Buy any more cheap chick lit simply because I'm bored and can't be bothered walking to a proper book store to buy something worth reading.
Ever believe anyone who begins a sentence with the word "honestly".
Ever binge drink again. Because vomit and unexplained crying is never the aphrodisiac I would like to believe it is when inebriated. "But I love youuuuuuuuuu! Blurgh!"

Jump out of a perfectly functioning aircraft with a parachute.

Climb a freezing snow encrusted mountain at high altitude just to ski down it.

Sail around the world using nothing but windpower. (At one time I really wanted to do this. Now I own a powerboat)

Travel to the steppes in Mongolia(there's absolutely nothing there)

Ride in a hot air balloon. (If I want to get entangled in powerlines, I'll just climb a powerpole)

Climb a power pole. (If I want to get entangled in powerlines, I'll ride in a hot air balloon)

Poi. (OK, I tried it once. I don't ever want to try it again)

Macrame. Self explanatory



Richard

I never want to jump off a bridge...or a mountain...or out of a plane.

And I don't ever want to be famous.

Seaclusion said:

Jump out of a perfectly functioning aircraft with a parachute.

Climb a freezing snow encrusted mountain at high altitude just to ski down it.

Sail around the world using nothing but windpower. (At one time I really wanted to do this. Now I own a powerboat)

Travel to the steppes in Mongolia(there's absolutely nothing there)

Ride in a hot air balloon. (If I want to get entangled in powerlines, I'll just climb a powerpole)

Climb a power pole. (If I want to get entangled in powerlines, I'll ride in a hot air balloon)

Poi. (OK, I tried it once. I don't ever want to try it again)

Macrame. Self explanatory



Richard

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Richard...we need to meet.

But...I want to ride in a hot air balloon.

And I tried poi...it sucks, but it's not that bad.

Who the hell cares about macrame?

Ok.....does it count now if I mention I'm not a fan of Shakespeare?

bungee jump
snort coke
get my toenails done
knit
do the Chicken Dance
eat veal

escritora said:

watching my partner taking a shit. i've heard from many that is the sign of true love. i'll pass thank you very much.

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well hell, all this time I thought it was self-sacrifice.

Before I die, I never want to:

Dye my hair burnt orange
Be the victim of someone else farting under the covers
Read Madame Bovary
Own a chimpanzee
Get trapped inside a sinking submarine
Allow cockroaches to swarm into my mouth
wear 4 inch heels

vixey said:

I'm not a fan of Shakespeare?

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Me too. Although Much Ado About Nothing is pretty funny.

Richard

Gardening. Blahblahblah connection with the earth, blahblahblah cycle of life. You can have it.

Going to Las Vegas or any endeavor involving a casino. I just don't get the love.

Watching American Idol ever again. All these hopeful people who go crazed when they get the bye to go to OMG, MOM, HOLLYWOOD!!! because that's the ultimate dream in our culture, to be famous and to be known for singing the cheesiest most forgettable disposable radio friendly pop imaginable.

Keeping a ferret as a pet.

Scrapbooking.

Things I DON'T want to do before I die? That's tough to choose.

Grow a beard
Gain 50 pounds
Drink a bottle of Mr. Clean
Get a pet buffalo
Play in traffic

rhymegirl said:

Get a pet buffalo

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Who wouldn't want a pet buffalo? You could train it to do your evil bidding!*


*Probably.

Before I die, I never want to:

Allow a spider to crawl on me
Eat meat
Shave my head
Have a bone marrow biopsy (Husband had one...shudder)
Break a bone (Just the thought terrifies me)
Live in the country
Be disemboweled (I imagine it hurts)

Millicent M'Lady said:

Who wouldn't want a pet buffalo? You could train it to do your evil bidding!

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They smell bad.

dgrintalis said:

Before I die, I never want to:


Shave my head

Break a bone (Just the thought terrifies me)

Be disemboweled (I imagine it hurts)

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I imagine they're the cast of Alien's fears too!

- Attend a Britney Spears concert
- Own a Hummer
- Bungee jump
- Pimp/consume any "diet aid" that lists "oily anal leakage" as a common side effect
- Appear on a reality TV show
- Have some ridiculous Bridezilla-type wedding that costs more than the GDP of a small nation. I'd rather put the money toward a house.
- Get a tattoo of my significant other's name or any tattoo stating that I am the "property of" someone. Not romantic, despite what one of my friends insists. (I will, however, make an exception for a sweatshirt I have that reads "Property of Alcatraz Penitentiary Swim Team." )
- Pierce my nipples

rhymegirl said:

They smell bad.

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Yes but buffalo + deodoriser= possible evil bidding!

dgrintalis said:

Be disemboweled (I imagine it hurts)

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Gotta agree with this one.

Pagey's_Girl said:

- Pierce my nipples

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Okay, here's one I left out. Ouch!!

Before i die i never want to:

have a regret
miss a chance to be happy
clean my house
wear a pink satin dress
watch a soap opera
eat snails
kiss a cow
drink orange koolaid
visit my parents
get invited to a swank shindig
listen to another lecture
wear underwear
listen to a gossip
have a broken heart
tell a lie
be lied to
be afraid
make an enemy
lose a friend
worry about what someone else thinks of me.

I never want to see Rolling Thunder in the buff.

Also, I never want to:

skydive
date a starlet
spend time in a Turkish prison
eat blowfish
wear a kilt

read the complete works of Shakespeare
master the entire periodic table of the elements
hire/partake of the services of a prostitute
make a baked alaska from scratch
kiss the Blarney Stone
experience an earthquake of 4.0 or stronger
try a threesome
howl at the moon
get kidnapped
witness a murder
ride a unicycle

DL Hegel said:

have a broken heart
tell a lie

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You've nevr had a broken heart??

Never told a lie??


Isn't this exercise to try and list those things we have NEVER done/experienced in our lives, nor do we care to?

Or did I misunderstand?

Plot Device said:

read the complete works of Shakespeare
master the entire periodic table of the elements
hire/partake of the services of a prostitute
make a baked alaska from scratch
kiss the Blarney Stone
experience an earthquake of 4.0 or stronger
try a threesome
howl at the moon
get kidnapped
witness a murder
ride a unicycle

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Strange. I think that's Bravo's "want to do" list...