Best possible toothpaste flavor?

Bored again, Rob?

You forgot Jagermeister.

You forgot Orlando Bloom.

Poor Robovowels. You really need to do more research before throwing up these polls. You're always leaving some demographic out.

Yeah, but we're all special little snowflakes, each deserving our own little niche.

Get with the program, mister. Beef, for instance, is far too broad. I want medium rare porterhouse flavored toothpaste.

What is Adrienne going to think?

maestrowork said:

What is Adrienne going to think?

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Oh, wow.

Uh, can I just delete my presence from this thread? Adrienne, sorry!

That said... orange cream is the best. I would actually eat that stuff, even though it's toothpaste.

Toothpaste just isn't right unless it's chalky-mint flavored.

How about wine-flavored? That would make me want to brush my teeth three times a day.

Paradise Fresh by Colgate. It's purple and it's the best flavored toothpaste I've ever tried.

I'm sure it will be discontinued by the time I need more.

The Colgate citrus blast is also very good. It has a slight mint flavor to it, too.

bubble gum---all the way---no question

Other. Sausage, pepperoni, black olives and onion.

I vote 'other'.

To be specific, 'the side of Colin Farrell's neck, just at the spot behind his ear where it curves into his neck'.

That flavour.

scarletpeaches said:

I vote 'other'.

To be specific, 'the side of Colin Farrell's neck, just at the spot behind his ear where it curves into his neck'.

That flavour.

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I'd so buy that. I'd have the healthiest teeth on the fucking planet.

thethinker42 said:

I'd so buy that. I'd have the healthiest teeth on the fucking planet.

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I thought you'd just have gum. And very popular.

scarletpeaches said:

I vote 'other'.

To be specific, 'the side of Daniel Craig's neck, just at the spot behind his ear where it curves into his neck'.

That flavour.

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Made a little adjustment. I Daniel Craig.

maestrowork said:

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Adrienne didn't realise a vote was necessary, but she will happily take the results into consideration . . .

rob, i'm going to go ahead a make a recommendation that you check with me prior to starting anymore threads in the OP. i truly believe both you and aw would benefit with me as your censor. let me know.

if not, .....

mods, i would like to apply for the job of rob-mod?

I definitely vote for Adrienne!

Other. I'd like a nice blackened shrimp, crawfish, lump crab meat, and oyster bisque, topped with melted Monterrey jack cheese on garlic bread flavored toothpaste.