I Didn't Do It, I Swear.
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Yeah. That's not me, I don't care if the guy does have a ship's wheel centered at his groin and is apparently drunkenly bellowing 'it's drivin' me nuts'.
It's not me. I swear, I was in Maracaibo at the time.
It's not me. I swear, I was in Maracaibo at the time.
Joe, do they do the Marcarana in Marcacaibo?
Not sure but they do these Sandwhiches with fried bananas instead of bread.
Me thinks thou doth protest way too much for innocence ...
What is it that you did not do?
You might want to check your siggy: Ask me my stinger . . . I believe a crucial word or two is/are MIA
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It's what guys do when they're... without their man cards. Unfortunately for Joe, we have proofs.
Dude.
Dude.
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The man card has been revoked and Jo attempts to reinstate it. Hmmm? This may turn ugly.
*Dons yellow rain coat*
*Dons yellow rain coat*
Yep, I figured we'd find out that way, Neurotic!
Yummy, that sounds terrific, max. Who's gonna make us all some?
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Well, now, that sorta makes my case. I wouldn't be caught dead anywhere near anything macarena. Gracias, Susie.
For the love of all that's sacred, Max, don't bring bananas into this.
I dunno. I figured a pre-emptive strike was prudent given many dudes are plotting skulduggery of the like not pondered since some fargin' bastages came up with 'lite' beer.
Ha! You're just ticked because of Paltrow. SIL still sucks. Man card that, dude.
Oh, baboon butt ugly, no doubt.
Poof! You are all now bananas. Wish granted. Now where'd I put that skillet?
That 'cut and paste' job is worse than what they do on 'Funniest Home Videos'.
An affinity for turtle soup doesn't exonerate you. You should be ashamed, those turtles are endangered, ya know.
DL might have hit her head right on the nail here. Boston couldn't have acted alone, however. I notice that furry faced Ferret is staying in the shadows lately. Haggis is laying mighty low, too.
I'm smelling conspiracy.
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You did it. And you friggin' know you did it.
Be a man and take responsibility for your actions. Say it:
"I did it. I'm glad I did it. I wanted to do it."
Be a man and take responsibility for your actions. Say it:
"I did it. I'm glad I did it. I wanted to do it."
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It's hard for Jo to do that because, well, Jo doesn't have a man card.
Real men love Shakespeare in Love, dude.
*Rolls eyes* Yeah, yeah, blame the secretary. You know, I can put the meetings on your calendar, but it doesn't do a bloody bit of good if you don't occasionally look at it.
(Yeah, I really did yell that at a manager once. He apologized.)
(Yeah, I really did yell that at a manager once. He apologized.)
Yes, he has been known to work with others---I could blame all 3 of them
I have no problems with that
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Sorry, couldn't resist....
Sorry, couldn't resist....
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Hey, I didn't do that, either, Mad. I was in Tucson at the time.
Damn, I hope whatever it was wasn't in Tucson.
DL, that's one guilty lookin' ferret. Yeah, all smug and snug.
Damn, I hope whatever it was wasn't in Tucson.
DL, that's one guilty lookin' ferret. Yeah, all smug and snug.