Disturbing: Disney brand eggs

OMG! sorry I just laughed my backside off and had to reattach it. That is too funny, has our society degraded so far into the fast food nations that Disney has to endorse eggs so kids will want to eat them? What's next Mickey stamped yolks? Or disney branded bread?

Mickey and several other characters to a brand of eggs produced by vegetarian chickens.

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... So glad they decided against eggs produced from carnivorous chickens or cannibal chickens. You got to watch out about eating eggs from those kinds of chickens or you might end up with mad chicken disease.

Beach Bunny said:

cannibal chickens. You got to watch out about eating eggs from those kinds of chickens or you might end up with mad chicken disease.

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ROFL is that the disease where you hobble around in a circle clucking yer head off?

JBWebber said:

ROFL is that the disease where you hobble around in a circle clucking yer head off?

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It's the one where you can't stop doing the funky chicken dance.

Oh...uh oh. I think I had that one. Er I mean I uh.... look shiny objects!

Oh good, now I can get Mickey Mouse endorsed salmonella, same as with every other egg brand.

Beach Bunny said:

It's the one where you can't stop doing the funky chicken dance.

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That explains this....

Seriously, though, that's just weird. (The eggs, I mean.)

Bahamutchild said:

Oh good, now I can get Mickey Mouse endorsed salmonella, same as with every other egg brand.

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I know. Won't those cute cartoon stamps tempt little ones to break into the eggs uncooked?

Also, what is a vegetarian chicken? I thought the healthiest chickens were free-range chickens that eat grain as well as the occasional insect.

Donald Duck orange juice has been around forever. Disney will get those dollars however they can! Guess eggs were a good next step. Soon they'll have the entire breakfast food market cornered. lol!

Devil Ledbetter said:

I thought the healthiest chickens were free-range chickens that eat grain as well as the occasional insect.

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All free-range means is that the chickens get to go outside every once in a while. Don't know if that makes them any healthier. May make them happier. I'll ask one sometime.

Richard

Bahamutchild said:

Oh good, now I can get Mickey Mouse endorsed salmonella, same as with every other egg brand.

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Salmonella has been rebranded as "Goofy Barfing."

Seaclusion said:

All free-range means is that the chickens get to go outside every once in a while. Don't know if that makes them any healthier. May make them happier. I'll ask one sometime.

Richard

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I don't think you'd need to ask if a free range chicken was happier than one living in a battery cage.

I think the vegetarian bit is about not feeding the chickens beef by product or some such. But as I believe this to be illegal for commercial producers, it's basically marketing fluff, done by many companies.

Insects are thus not a prob in getting certified vegetarian fed.

I'm holding out for the Disney duck eggs.

I can see Goofy now:

"Hey Donald! Watch this...."

Considering the price of eggs, how much extra do you have to pay for Disney[sup]TM (C) (R) Reg. US Pat. Off.[/sup] eggs in relation to "regular" eggs? Will you be a bad parent if you don't buy them for your little sproutlings? Can't you see what you're going to do to little AmberBritneyBrittanyAshleyJennifer and little BradleyJonathanJohnathonMaxwellPhineas and their self esteem? Don't you realize you're setting them up for total failure? Just because you won't buy them Disney[sup]TM (C) (R) Reg. US Pat. Off.[/sup] eggs, the kind their little friends have, your children will suffer the fate of having to go to community college. For shame.

I have a PowerPoint presentation around here that proves it...hey! Where's everybody going?

BenPanced said:

At least your eggs will now match your toast!

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"OMG! Mickey Mouse appeared to me in a vision on my morning toast! It's a miracle!"
"You couldn't get the Virgin Mary?"
"No, she was booked to a store window in Upstate New York."

ETA - If I'm wrong and there really is a hell, I'm going there for sure....

Beach Bunny said:

It's the one where you can't stop doing the funky chicken dance.

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Naw, it's where you cluck "It's a small world after all.....".

Beach Bunny said:

... So glad they decided against eggs produced from carnivorous chickens or cannibal chickens. You got to watch out about eating eggs from those kinds of chickens or you might end up with mad chicken disease.

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Roar. Snarl.

BenPanced said:

Roar. Snarl.

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Gawd, that's an ugly looking chicken

I only eat eggs endorsed by Foghorn Leghorn.

That's a joke. I say, that's a joke, son. Get it?

I say, that's boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball...