If you don't have a tissue...

Doorknobs.

snot rocket

Paper towel, napkin, copier paper, toilet paper, coffee filter...

ETA: See? This is why the "paperless office" will never work. It's fine in theory, but - ever try to blow your nose on a 3.5" floppy disk?

Because feathers are soft and I don't care.

Rolling Thunder.

A few times I thought my son was giving me a spontaneous hug; he was wiping his nose on my shirt.

Haggis said:

Rolling Thunder.

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i already said that.

If you are a hockey player or perhaps another sports fella outside in cold weather? You put your index finger to your opposing nostril and you blow that sucka into the wind, onto the ground or where ever it lands. Too many possibilities to list what the "other" place would be in such case. But, explaining for I did select "other."

Christine

See, I was stumped here because I'm a SNIFFER if I can't blow. I sniff 'til I can get to some sort of paper object (not hard to find in a restaurant setting...)

cray said:

i already said that.

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Oh, yeah. Sorry. I see that now.

Haggis said:

Oh, yeah. Sorry. I see that now.

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Some things bear repeating - no?

This is important, like recycling. I am eager to learn of the final results!

robeiae said:

Rolling Thunder is definitely not one of them, however.

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Not even when he is being snapped - twice?

Chihuahuas seem like a decent substitute for snot rags, about the same size, absorbent to a point, and they wad up into a small ball.

They are an even better toilet paper/bidet substitute, but I'd rather not get into that because it's just too gross.

I'm another sniffer. I'm surprised no one's clubbed me for sitting there sniffing away.

But, honestly, because of my allergies, I always, always, always have tissue with me. In my coat pocket, in my backpack, in my minibackpack with my salad dressing, in my pants pocket, in my car...