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robeiae
03-06-2009, 06:54 AM
... or a handkerchief into what do you blow your nose?

James81
03-06-2009, 06:58 AM
Doorknobs.

cray
03-06-2009, 06:59 AM
snot rocket

Pagey's_Girl
03-06-2009, 07:01 AM
Paper towel, napkin, copier paper, toilet paper, coffee filter...

ETA: See? This is why the "paperless office" will never work. It's fine in theory, but - ever try to blow your nose on a 3.5" floppy disk?

KTC
03-06-2009, 07:02 AM
Because feathers are soft and I don't care.

robeiae
03-06-2009, 07:03 AM
ETA: See? This is why the "paperless office" will never work. It's fine in theory, but - ever try to blow your nose on a 3.5" floppy disk?
Well, that's better than a 5-1/4 floppy. Stuff always shoots though the hole...

Haggis
03-06-2009, 07:04 AM
Rolling Thunder.

C.bronco
03-06-2009, 07:04 AM
A few times I thought my son was giving me a spontaneous hug; he was wiping his nose on my shirt.

cray
03-06-2009, 07:06 AM
Rolling Thunder.

i already said that.

willfulone
03-06-2009, 07:07 AM
If you are a hockey player or perhaps another sports fella outside in cold weather? You put your index finger to your opposing nostril and you blow that sucka into the wind, onto the ground or where ever it lands. Too many possibilities to list what the "other" place would be in such case. But, explaining for I did select "other."

Christine

WittyWordsmith
03-06-2009, 07:07 AM
See, I was stumped here because I'm a SNIFFER if I can't blow. I sniff 'til I can get to some sort of paper object (not hard to find in a restaurant setting...)

Haggis
03-06-2009, 07:15 AM
i already said that.

Oh, yeah. Sorry. I see that now.

willfulone
03-06-2009, 07:17 AM
Oh, yeah. Sorry. I see that now.

Some things bear repeating - no?

robeiae
03-06-2009, 07:18 AM
Rolling Thunder is definitely not one of them, however.

C.bronco
03-06-2009, 07:18 AM
This is important, like recycling. I am eager to learn of the final results!

willfulone
03-06-2009, 07:25 AM
Rolling Thunder is definitely not one of them, however.

Not even when he is being snapped - twice?

Joe270
03-06-2009, 08:32 AM
Chihuahuas seem like a decent substitute for snot rags, about the same size, absorbent to a point, and they wad up into a small ball.

They are an even better toilet paper/bidet substitute, but I'd rather not get into that because it's just too gross.

Clair Dickson
03-06-2009, 08:39 AM
I'm another sniffer. I'm surprised no one's clubbed me for sitting there sniffing away.

But, honestly, because of my allergies, I always, always, always have tissue with me. In my coat pocket, in my backpack, in my minibackpack with my salad dressing, in my pants pocket, in my car...