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I got this joke in an email the other day and it just tickled the hell out of me. The 'are pregnant women sexy' thread reminded me of it.
I very much wish I could honor the author, but all's I know is that my friend Kim sent it to me:
The Black Bra
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by buying and wearing a black leather bra and corset, stiletto heels, and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet again a few days later to exchange notes. Here's how it all went -
My engaged friend:
The other night my fiance came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, and mask over my eyes, and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bustier, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door, he scanned me up and down and said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
I very much wish I could honor the author, but all's I know is that my friend Kim sent it to me:
The Black Bra
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by buying and wearing a black leather bra and corset, stiletto heels, and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet again a few days later to exchange notes. Here's how it all went -
My engaged friend:
The other night my fiance came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, and mask over my eyes, and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bustier, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door, he scanned me up and down and said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
