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Perks
03-05-2009, 12:44 AM
I got this joke in an email the other day and it just tickled the hell out of me. The 'are pregnant women sexy' thread reminded me of it.

I very much wish I could honor the author, but all's I know is that my friend Kim sent it to me:

The Black Bra

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by buying and wearing a black leather bra and corset, stiletto heels, and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet again a few days later to exchange notes. Here's how it all went -


My engaged friend:

The other night my fiance came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, and mask over my eyes, and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bustier, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door, he scanned me up and down and said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

Atani
03-05-2009, 12:48 AM
:roll:

stormie
03-05-2009, 12:48 AM
:ROFL:

Susie
03-05-2009, 03:43 AM
:ROFL: :ROFL: Too funny, Perks!

Fenika
03-05-2009, 03:46 AM
Ouch and lol. But when I retell that one I'm changing it to Zorro :)

Angie
03-05-2009, 04:01 AM
I think I received that one not too long ago. It's just as funny the second time around, though. :D

Beach Bunny
03-05-2009, 04:19 AM
:ROFL:

Fade
03-05-2009, 04:30 AM
:roll:

CACTUSWENDY
03-05-2009, 04:42 AM
:roll::roll::roll::ROFL::roll::roll::roll:

Jcomp
03-05-2009, 05:08 AM
Being seduced...
by a woman dressed in an outfit that made me think of Batman...

...
...
...do I dare divulge how I'd react to such a thing?

Carole
03-05-2009, 05:12 AM
Perks ---- :roll: Great GREAT joke.

Jcomp--you must!

If hubby came home to find me dressed up like that, well, I would be in for a very interesting night!

robeiae
03-05-2009, 05:18 AM
Why is that funny? The guy was friggin' hungry.

sindy9001
03-05-2009, 05:22 AM
I love your story,Perks. It's really funny! Haha.http://photo-collection.co.cc/img/3177/a08b1010ygij/grin.gif

Carole
03-05-2009, 05:25 AM
Why is that funny? The guy was friggin' hungry.

:Wha:

brokenfingers
03-05-2009, 05:37 AM
I don't get it. Was the husband's name Robin?

robeiae
03-05-2009, 05:40 AM
I don't get it. Was the husband's name Robin?
:roll:

If he was wearing a lime green banana hammock...

Beach Bunny
03-05-2009, 05:57 AM
Why is that funny? The guy was friggin' hungry.

:ROFL:

I bet you're married. ;)




I don't get it. Was the husband's name Robin?


:roll:

If he was wearing a lime green banana hammock...


:ROFL: :Ssh: