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CaroGirl
03-04-2009, 10:05 PM
This slightly eccentric guy I work with just came over to talk to me and offer me a piece of his chocolate bar (which I declined; I have my own chocolate). While he was talking to me, he was eating the chocolate bar. Then he reached toward my desk and, before I could stop him, snatched up a Kleenex that I'd just finished blowing my nose into. He wiped his hands on it. And then, to my horror, he wiped his MOUTH with it!! Needless to say, I did NOT tell him.

Atani
03-04-2009, 10:07 PM
OMG, that is SO gross! Well, it's entirely his fault, I mean, jeez, take one from a box, not off a desk!

Carole
03-04-2009, 10:15 PM
EEEeeeEEWWwww!

James81
03-04-2009, 10:18 PM
:roll:

CaroGirl
03-04-2009, 10:18 PM
OMG, that is SO gross! Well, it's entirely his fault, I mean, jeez, take one from a box, not off a desk!
Yes. The box of fresh Kleenex (out from where I just pulled that one) also sits on my desk.

alleycat
03-04-2009, 10:20 PM
You two are blood brothers now. Or, snot brothers . . .

BenPanced
03-04-2009, 10:22 PM
My first lover would blow his nose on a paper towel but leave it on the roll.

CaroGirl
03-04-2009, 10:23 PM
My first lover would blow his nose on a paper towel but leave it on the roll.
Is that the reason you're not with him anymore?

Carole
03-04-2009, 10:29 PM
My first lover would blow his nose on a paper towel but leave it on the roll.

:eek:

James81
03-04-2009, 10:30 PM
Is that the reason you're not with him anymore?

To me, that reason alone would hold up in a court of law in a murder trial.

"Hey, why did you kill your husband?"

"He used to blow his nose on the paper towels without tearing it off."

"Motion to throw this court case out...accepted."

*low-clap standing O*

quickWit
03-04-2009, 10:30 PM
This slightly eccentric guy I work with just came over to talk to me and offer me a piece of his chocolate bar. Then he reached toward my desk and, before I could stop him, snatched up a Kleenex that I'd just finished blowing my nose into. He wiped his hands on it. And then, to my horror, he wiped his MOUTH with it!!

You work with Cray?

Huh. Small world. :)

regdog
03-04-2009, 10:35 PM
This slightly eccentric guy I work with just came over to talk to me and offer me a piece of his chocolate bar (which I declined; I have my own chocolate). While he was talking to me, he was eating the chocolate bar. Then he reached toward my desk and, before I could stop him, snatched up a Kleenex that I'd just finished blowing my nose into. He wiped his hands on it. And then, to my horror, he wiped his MOUTH with it!! Needless to say, I did NOT tell him.


My first lover would blow his nose on a paper towel but leave it on the roll.




http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/sign0137.gif

Matera the Mad
03-05-2009, 07:13 AM
Yay! Long live booger humor! :D

KTC
03-05-2009, 07:16 AM
This slightly eccentric guy I work with just came over to talk to me and offer me a piece of his chocolate bar (which I declined; I have my own chocolate). While he was talking to me, he was eating the chocolate bar. Then he reached toward my desk and, before I could stop him, snatched up a Kleenex that I'd just finished blowing my nose into. He wiped his hands on it. And then, to my horror, he wiped his MOUTH with it!! Needless to say, I did NOT tell him.


I just threw up in my mouth.

KTC
03-05-2009, 07:17 AM
My first lover would blow his nose on a paper towel but leave it on the roll.

I just threw up in my mouth.

Ciera_
03-05-2009, 07:31 AM
Ick. I hope you had some horrible, dormant virus. Wait, that came out sounding pretty mean.
Ooh, maybe he did it on purpose because he likes you. What? You said he was eccentric.
Again, Ick.

P.H.Delarran
03-05-2009, 07:36 AM
too bad you didn't also have lipstick on the tissue-he would have 'caught' himself next mirror check.

Plot Device
03-05-2009, 08:16 AM
Wow. So it was a used tissue, yet he didn't in any way sense it was already used??

Or maybe he didn't in any way care?

Susie
03-05-2009, 08:31 AM
Ewwwwww. I think for the next few days I will be having less of a craving for chocolate. Thx a lot, Caro. :D

emc07
03-05-2009, 08:35 AM
:roll: That was hilarious. Thank you.

Cranky
03-05-2009, 09:03 AM
That. Is. Disgusting! Ewwwww.

Shamrockgreen
03-05-2009, 11:58 AM
:roll: Thank you this made my day! It is SO funny.

Mythical Tiger
03-05-2009, 12:10 PM
:ROFL::roll::TheWave:Ah, my sides hurt now. Lol:D


~Sam

DarkDesireX
03-05-2009, 12:32 PM
You made me wake up my dogs with loud laughter. That's beyond nasty and exactly what he gets for being rude. He could have asked first.

sindy9001
03-05-2009, 12:33 PM
The guy so rude. http://photo-collection.co.cc/img/3177/a08b1010ygij/grin.gif

sadron
03-05-2009, 12:54 PM
Well he didn't knew it. Take that as amusement. ^^ Or Ewww.

CaroGirl
03-05-2009, 05:14 PM
I just threw up in my mouth.
My work here is done.


Ewwwwww. I think for the next few days I will be having less of a craving for chocolate. Thx a lot, Caro. :D
You're welcome.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-05-2009, 05:49 PM
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q172/liadano/157719805_219df2b6a8.jpg

CaroGirl
03-05-2009, 05:54 PM
:D