I am an Oreo in a sea of milk...

robeiae said:

Well, I am.



What are you?

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I'm a point guard.

You noticed.

I am a hypochondriac in a sea of illnesses!

I am an old college student in a sea of eighteen year olds.

I am perfectionist in a sea of junk.

I . . .am losing my mind. Care to share those Oreos? Chocolate helps. Lots.

I'm a piece of cheese in the mousetrap of life.

I am a piece of grit in a sea of clam chowder.

eeew! LOL!!!

wots an Oreo

I'm a little teapot short and stout.
Here is my handle, here is my han...dle ???
Aw crap. I'm a sugar bowl.

Siddow said:

I am a piece of grit in a sea of clam chowder.

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It sounds like you don't have far to go to be the piece of grit inside an oyster. And that, my dear, would make you something rather beautiful and rare.

I am the gypsy child adopted by Carmelite monks, continually shocking them with my wanderlust and complete irreverence to everything they hold sacred.

I am milk in a sea of oreos.

I am dry in a sea of vodka tonics

MmmmmmmmmmOreossssssssssss

I'm a complete failure in every aspect of life but love. I'm happy with that.

I'm a kernel of corn in the great poo of life.



Oh yeah...that's the stuff.

I'm a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in spinach, feta cheese, and phyllo dough and baked at 350 degrees for approximately 45 minutes.

BenPanced said:

I'm a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in spinach, feta cheese, and phyllo dough and baked at 350 degrees for approximately 45 minutes.

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Oh my god, you're a fortune spanakopita!!

BenPanced said:

I'm a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in spinach, feta cheese, and phyllo dough and baked at 350 degrees for approximately 45 minutes.

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You sound delish!

I am an espresso machine with nothing but decafe.

BenPanced said:

I'm a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in spinach, feta cheese, and phyllo dough and baked at 350 degrees for approximately 45 minutes.

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You sound delicious.

Are you the Oreo in my chocolate Oreo brownie from the cafeteria? If so, I shall take my fork and I shall eat you and you shall be all mine.

I am the straw that stirs the drink.

I am woman, hear me roar.