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robeiae
03-04-2009, 09:58 PM
Well, I am.



What are you?

Haggis
03-04-2009, 10:00 PM
Well, I am.



What are you?

I'm a point guard.

robeiae
03-04-2009, 10:00 PM
Because you're a good dribbler?

Haggis
03-04-2009, 10:01 PM
You noticed. :)

Carole
03-04-2009, 10:06 PM
I am a hypochondriac in a sea of illnesses!

I am an old college student in a sea of eighteen year olds.

I am perfectionist in a sea of junk.

I . . .am losing my mind. Care to share those Oreos? Chocolate helps. Lots.

CaroGirl
03-04-2009, 10:06 PM
I'm a piece of cheese in the mousetrap of life.

Siddow
03-04-2009, 10:09 PM
I am a piece of grit in a sea of clam chowder.

Carole
03-04-2009, 10:14 PM
eeew! LOL!!!

petec
03-04-2009, 10:15 PM
wots an Oreo

Williebee
03-04-2009, 10:16 PM
I'm a little teapot short and stout.
Here is my handle, here is my han...dle ???
Aw crap. I'm a sugar bowl.

CaroGirl
03-04-2009, 10:16 PM
I am a piece of grit in a sea of clam chowder.
It sounds like you don't have far to go to be the piece of grit inside an oyster. And that, my dear, would make you something rather beautiful and rare.

LaurieD
03-04-2009, 10:17 PM
I am the gypsy child adopted by Carmelite monks, continually shocking them with my wanderlust and complete irreverence to everything they hold sacred.

James81
03-04-2009, 10:17 PM
I am milk in a sea of oreos.

Mela
03-04-2009, 10:20 PM
I am dry in a sea of vodka tonics

Carole
03-04-2009, 10:26 PM
MmmmmmmmmmOreossssssssssss


http://lassiette2mimosa.canalblog.com/images/Oreo.JPG

Wayne K
03-04-2009, 10:35 PM
I'm a complete failure in every aspect of life but love. I'm happy with that.

quickWit
03-04-2009, 10:36 PM
I'm a kernel of corn in the great poo of life.



Oh yeah...that's the stuff. :)

regdog
03-04-2009, 10:37 PM
I'm a kernel of corn in the great poo of life.



Oh yeah...that's the stuff. :)




http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/sign0137.gif

BenPanced
03-04-2009, 10:39 PM
I'm a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in spinach, feta cheese, and phyllo dough and baked at 350 degrees for approximately 45 minutes.

CaroGirl
03-04-2009, 10:45 PM
I'm a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in spinach, feta cheese, and phyllo dough and baked at 350 degrees for approximately 45 minutes.
Oh my god, you're a fortune spanakopita!!

Sarita
03-04-2009, 10:49 PM
I'm a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in spinach, feta cheese, and phyllo dough and baked at 350 degrees for approximately 45 minutes.
You sound delish!

I am an espresso machine with nothing but decafe.

Wayne K
03-04-2009, 11:08 PM
I'm a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in spinach, feta cheese, and phyllo dough and baked at 350 degrees for approximately 45 minutes.
You sound delicious.

tjwriter
03-04-2009, 11:18 PM
Are you the Oreo in my chocolate Oreo brownie from the cafeteria? If so, I shall take my fork and I shall eat you and you shall be all mine.

jst5150
03-04-2009, 11:22 PM
I am the straw that stirs the drink. ;)

rhymegirl
03-04-2009, 11:27 PM
I am woman, hear me roar.

Cranky
03-04-2009, 11:30 PM
I'm a sugar cube in a sea of hot, fresh coffee. Melting, melting, meltinnnnnnnnnnnggggg...

tjwriter
03-04-2009, 11:38 PM
Are you the Oreo in my chocolate Oreo brownie from the cafeteria? If so, I shall take my fork and I shall eat you and you shall be all mine.

And you were delicious, Oreo. You made that brownie thing (that didn't really seem like a brownie) perfect.

rugcat
03-04-2009, 11:42 PM
From one of my pop songs:

I see it all, but I'm still not sure
I know what's wrong but I do not know the cure.

Beach Bunny
03-04-2009, 11:46 PM
I'm the white sheep in my family. :)

maestrowork
03-04-2009, 11:48 PM
I'm that string of meat stuck between your teeth.

Adam
03-04-2009, 11:48 PM
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien; I'm an Englishman in... well, England.

Whoah oh.

:)

maestrowork
03-04-2009, 11:48 PM
I am an Oreo in a sea of milk...

Something of which fantasies are made...

2old2pb
03-04-2009, 11:54 PM
I am a moron surrounded by geniuses.

Atani
03-05-2009, 12:04 AM
I'm scared... I'm soon to be a mom with a newborn and a 2-year-old!

Wayne K
03-05-2009, 12:07 AM
I'm the white sheep in my family. :)
*cough*

brokenfingers
03-05-2009, 12:20 AM
I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing.

BenPanced
03-05-2009, 12:31 AM
I am Superman. And I can see everything.

Haggis: stop that.

Carole
03-05-2009, 01:04 AM
I am an espresso machine with nothing but decafe.

Wow--that is such a monumentally sad statement. That's like the ultimate disappointment!

Jersey Chick
03-05-2009, 02:03 AM
Today I am the Roadrunner

tomorrow i will probably be Wile E. Coyote

:D

KTC
03-05-2009, 02:05 AM
Well, I am.



What are you?

Did somebody say Boreo?

Pagey's_Girl
03-05-2009, 02:21 AM
I'm a black orchid in a sea of plain red roses.

Serenity
03-05-2009, 02:43 AM
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien; I'm an Englishman in... well, England.

Whoah oh.

:)

Thank you. I now have that song-- well, Sting's version, not yours-- stuck in my head.

ON REPEAT.

Susie
03-05-2009, 03:38 AM
I am an Oreo in a sea of Oreos.

Clair Dickson
03-05-2009, 03:47 AM
I'm an antisocial cynic in a sea of self-absorbed idiots.

Angie
03-05-2009, 03:57 AM
I am the walrus.

goo goo goo joob.

Beach Bunny
03-05-2009, 04:03 AM
*cough*
What?

Seriously, you should meet the rest of my biological relatives. :rolleyes: I AM AN ANGEL compared to them. :)

WittyWordsmith
03-05-2009, 04:08 AM
I'm "An Island of Reality in an Ocean of Diarrhea"


taken from a Jason Mraz song that I adore.

robeiae
03-05-2009, 05:15 AM
Did somebody say Boreo?
No. No one called you.

TheRightEyedDeer
03-05-2009, 05:44 AM
I am lost and pray never to be found.

Pagey's_Girl
03-05-2009, 05:59 AM
What?

Seriously, you should meet the rest of my biological relatives. :rolleyes: I AM AN ANGEL compared to them. :)


If you met any of my relatives, you'd wonder if I hatched form a cowbird egg or something. Seriously. They're mostly tall, thin, willowy and blond. And I'm - not.

poetinahat
03-05-2009, 06:10 AM
I am the son and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular

(thanks, moz)

KTC
03-05-2009, 06:13 AM
You shut your mouth
how can you say
I go about things the wrong way

poetinahat
03-05-2009, 06:25 AM
"Shallow"? Mais non!

KTC
03-05-2009, 06:31 AM
so you go, and you stand on your own
and you leave on your own
and you go home, and you cry
and you want to die

poetinahat
03-05-2009, 06:34 AM
A double bed and a stalwart lover for sure
These are the riches of the poor

Angie
03-05-2009, 06:35 AM
Who knew one of Rob's threads would become so artistic? :D

KTC
03-05-2009, 06:40 AM
and if you ever need self-validation
just meet me in the alley by the railroad station
It's all over my face.

sindy9001
03-05-2009, 07:01 AM
I am a glass of water. Every people like me and can't live without me.http://photo-collection.co.cc/img/3177/a08b1010ygij/grin.gif

A. Hamilton
03-05-2009, 08:01 AM
I am the low, stifled chuckle during an exam

BenPanced
03-05-2009, 09:34 AM
I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE AND I BRING YOU...FIRE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8)

cptwentworth
03-05-2009, 09:46 AM
I am the son and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular

(thanks, moz)

Coincidentally, I am listening to this song as I write this.

poetinahat
03-05-2009, 10:04 AM
Another Smiths fan in a sea of Smiths fans!


and if you ever need self-validation
just meet me in the alley by the railroad station
It's all over my face.

'It's written all over my face'... world of difference!

I know that windswept, mystical air
It means, "I'd like to see your underwear"

DL Hegel
03-05-2009, 10:41 AM
I am a sweet delicate rose starving for sunshine and cuddles.


*Waits for lightning to strike.*

Mythical Tiger
03-05-2009, 11:24 AM
I'm a lost pebble in a river of words^_^


~Sam