Pranks on a Deserted Island

Horserider · Mar 3, 2009

Alright time to release your inner devilish prankster

I'm trying to think of jokes that two teenagers (one girl and one boy) can play on each other on a deserted island. So far they have:

Stolen each other's clothes while bathing
Maria put wet sand down Dylan's shirt and then refused to give it back unless he came out of the water after he took his shirt off and jumped in
Dylan put a dead fish in Maria's bed

I need one thing for Maria to do and then Dylan is going to feed her bugs disguised as something else. Then I'll probably do one more each before they call a truce.

C.bronco · Mar 3, 2009

Are exploding coconuts an option? Do they have access to C-4?

Maybe you can spoof Papillon. Are they in French Guyana?

Horserider · Mar 3, 2009

Shipwrecked on a deserted island? No C-4, but how do you make coconuts explode in case they come across some...

C.bronco · Mar 3, 2009

Good question! Are there any hot springs with gases? It could make for a whole lot of fun!

Prawn · Mar 4, 2009

crabs?

Williebee · Mar 4, 2009

If you drop coconuts in a fire, do they steam and explode? Shrapnel would probably kill someone.

Snakes.

Climb a tree and shout "De' plane! De' plane!"

Cyia · Mar 4, 2009

Set him adrift in his sleep.

KTC · Mar 4, 2009

I would run in off the beach screaming, "They're here! They're here! A boat is coming!" or something like that. That would cause a burn and make me want to feed the ass some bugs.

dpaterso · Mar 4, 2009

Lay a trail of food crumbs or sugary sap from an ant hill to where he's lying asleep.

Coconuts do explode, when dropped from a great height onto a rock. Or someone's head.

Invite him to catch a coconut but throw a coconut-size rock instead.

Dig a channel from the lagoon right up to his sleeping mat so a shark can swim up and bite his feet off. Advanced level only.

Crap ideas but who knows, something might tickle a thought.

-Derek

HoraceJames · Mar 4, 2009

Depends on the environment, native plants and animals, etc.
Sandspurs in the hair
Poisonwood in/on whatever
Lots of things you can do with jellyfish.

Horserider · Mar 4, 2009

Snakes.

Snakes make a special entrance later in the story. So as much as I am tempted by this idea, it really does have to wait.

Sandspurs in the hair

Oooo that would suck. Not a bad idea though...

I just had an idea, but now I can't remember it. Hate it when that happens!

Hesperides · Mar 4, 2009

Poisonous plant (like poison ivy-type) for toilet paper? Make his bits itchy?

Spider under the covers?

Hole in the sand covered with vegetation?

Cover him up to the head in sand while napping/sleeping?

Horserider · Mar 4, 2009

That was it! Thank you Hesper for the poison ivy idea! That's what I was thinking along the lines of earlier.... *smiles evilly*

DeeCaudill · Mar 4, 2009

The old talking volleyball trick gets me every time.

KTC · Mar 4, 2009

Wilson isn't on this island.

HoraceJames · Mar 4, 2009

Horserider said:
That was it! Thank you Hesper for the poison ivy idea! That's what I was thinking along the lines of earlier.... *smiles evilly*

Poisonwood and manchineel are a couple of poisonous tropical trees. Poisonwood somewhat worse than poison ivy, manchineel very toxic. Standing under a poisonwood tree during a rainstorm is something to avoid. Dumb cane (dieffenbachia) paralyzes your tongue. Castor beans could be a load of fun too!

Hesperides · Mar 4, 2009

Horserider said:
That was it! Thank you Hesper for the poison ivy idea! That's what I was thinking along the lines of earlier.... *smiles evilly*

<bows> Thank you, thank you! Glad I could get the ball rolling

Sarpedon · Mar 5, 2009

Secretly carving a faux tribal/headhunter fetish and leaving it where she'd be sure to find it.

Mua ha ha ha!

Creative taxidermy... "Look lori! I trapped a Rabbit-crab!"

Or live bird in the water pot. "Man I'm thirsty," "SQWWWAAAAK!"

Or maybe a a variation on the classic Irish Hat-Trick. (whereby one person puts a hat or similar object over some excrement, tells the victim that they've caught a bird under the had and would they please stand guard until they come back with a cage, the first person just never comes back, until the victim finally gets bored and curious and looks under the hat)

Pranks on a Deserted Island

Horserider

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C.bronco

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Horserider

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C.bronco

I have plans...

Prawn

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Williebee

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Cyia

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KTC

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Horserider

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Horserider

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KTC

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Hesperides

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