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aspier
05-31-2005, 09:29 PM
I got the idea for this thread from a word maestro posted = fugly! In some sentence like 'Boy, Arizona's fugly'. I myself d'eveloped the word 'shoefic' = shoe fiction. A new genre? I don't know. I like shoes etc. Anyway, any of you know more such words - existing ones or new ones.

Mark the new words in red = it saves time when browsing the thread. We all can learn this zeee new New Speak! No?

fugly - 'Boy, Arizona's fugly'
shoefic - 'I'm working on a new way-off shoefic setting for some poem'

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aspier
05-31-2005, 11:34 PM
LOL! You and your shoes!

bum post ktc, no?

Fractured_Chaos
06-01-2005, 12:04 AM
I'm game. ;)

How about this one..my new favorite word...:


Sheeple. (shee pull) n. Sheep + People.

1) Any group of people who has given up indepenant thought in favor of spoon-fed dogma.

2) Someone who considers questioning anything is wrong.

3) Any group of people who follow a popular trend, just because everyone else they know is doing it.

aspier
06-01-2005, 12:59 AM
Ok, I'll do the summary every now and again. Sames time copying etc.

Mark the new words in red = it saves time when browsing the thread. We all can learn this zeee new New Speak! No?

fugly - 'Boy, Arizona's fugly'
shoefic - 'I'm working on a new way-off shoefic setting for some poem'
Sheeple. (shee pull) n. Sheep + People.
1) Any group of people who has given up indepenant thought in favor of spoon-fed dogma.
2) Someone who considers questioning anything is wrong.
3) Any group of people who follow a popular trend, just because everyone else they know is doing it.

What about weeple = we + people; a kind of ussy us ... 'There comes that couple weeple-ing again! Oh stupid!'

Then there is that 'Johnny and Marina' thing. Its in here but I can't explain it. Rather a complicaterd thought process to go with it!



as

Gehanna
06-01-2005, 02:54 AM
I always enjoyed the word FUBAR but it has been around for a while. I don't want to write out what the first two words are but the last three are: Beyond All Recognition.


edit to add- this isn't exactly a word formed from two other words, it's an acronym I suppose.

maestrowork
06-01-2005, 03:17 AM
Shappens.

Gehanna
06-01-2005, 03:20 AM
lol, good one maestrowork :)

aspier
06-01-2005, 10:49 AM
Mark the new words in red = it saves time when browsing the thread. We all can learn this zeee new New Speak! No?


fugly - 'Boy, Arizona's fugly'
shoefic - 'I'm working on a new way-off shoefic setting for some poem'
sheeple. (shee pull) n. Sheep + People.
1) Any group of people who has given up indepenant thought in favor of spoon-fed dogma.
2) Someone who considers questioning anything is wrong.
3) Any group of people who follow a popular trend, just because everyone else they know is doing it.
weeple = we + people; a kind of ussy us ... 'There comes that couple weeple-ing again!'
FUBAR = last three are: Beyond All Recognition.
Shappens = ?
Johnny and Marina = a couple that think they are hot.
NAFI = Np ambition and f interest. (Bad army word and banned from army as it puts on to anarchism)

allion
06-01-2005, 08:21 PM
How about:

craptastic= something crappy beyond all recognition

and an old one:

SNAFU=Situation Normal All F'ed Up (from the US Army, I think?)

Karen

aspier
06-01-2005, 08:39 PM
How about:

craptastic= something crappy beyond all recognition

and an old one:

SNAFU=Situation Normal All F'ed Up (from the US Army, I think?)

Karen

tnx allion! I think we will have to make dif category for 'army' words. Craptastic and fugly are really such innovative cool right-on words, aren't they? I wonder if one can invent these all by oneself or do they have to 'grow' from somewhere else?

Fractured_Chaos
06-02-2005, 01:08 AM
Then there's the one my father always liked to use: SEWAG (pronounced see wag)

Acronym for Scientifically Estimated Wild Azzed Guess.

What do you expect? This came from my father, who also left me with such gems as:

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!"
"I'm gunna get all over that, like Ugly on an Ape!"

Me: "What for?" (after being told to do something)
Dad: "Cat-fur, to make kitten-mittens!"
Me: O.o??

"I'm gunna fox a bart out of you, an' make you whistle like a freight train!" (usually said when I've frustrated him beyond coherence)*sputtering, and going through the entire list of pets, living, dead, still with us, or elsewhere...* "Dammit! Who are you? And don't lie to me, 'cause I know where you live!"

Dad: "Bananas, 'cause they have no bones" (This usually comes after I've asked him a question to which he doesn't have an immediate answer)
Me: O.o?? (In case anyone was interested, I walked around with that look on my face throughout most of my teen years)

Dad: "If it takes a hen and a half, a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog-house?"
Me: ...
Dad: "Well?"
Me: "You've been sniffing turpentine, haven't you?"

Dad: "Why does a mouse when it spins?"
Me: http://members.cox.net/drgnlvr/wall_nut.gifI'm convinced my father was trying to drive me crazy.

Celeste
06-02-2005, 01:18 AM
LOL! You and your shoes!

I love aspier and his love for shoes! I never thought I'd meet a man who loves shoes as much as I do. I'm beginning to think, he loves them more. Lol....;)

Anyway...can't think of any new words for you right now. But I want to let you know, I have the shoe photos ready for you, argo! :Clap:

aspier
06-02-2005, 10:53 AM
mmm broad smile ... fancastic! *wink* The shoefic experiment is working and slowly picking up! We soon can use shoefics as currency here, no? A shoe for a shoe? Over at another thread in Office I get some realtime guidance by two pagemaker buffs re the technical aspects of the pages! The only thing is ... I got such a slow brain and worst of all, I am so unfaithfull: you show me a shoe and some foot trying to slip into it and whoops! I'm sold!


A new word? shoe + fiction + feeling = a shoefeeling fic

huh?

tnx nice remark Celeste!

Celeste
06-02-2005, 01:09 PM
I'll send you the photos tomorrow, aspier. *wink*

I had a few shots left on the roll in my camara, so I decided to finish it off with a few more 'shoe-fic' photos for you. Do you know how hard it is to take a photo of your own feet in the shoes? My back is killing me! I couldn't get my camara to focus and was twisting all over trying to get different angles. I feel like I've just worked out! Lol.... Only for you, argo! :kiss:

aspier
06-02-2005, 05:18 PM
I'll send you the photos tomorrow, aspier. *wink*

I had a few shots left on the roll in my camara, so I decided to finish it off with a few more 'shoe-fic' photos for you. Do you know how hard it is to take a photo of your own feet in the shoes? My back is killing me! I couldn't get my camara to focus and was twisting all over trying to get different angles. I feel like I've just worked out! Lol.... Only for you, argo! :kiss:


oh oh of course I know! need that mirror in your poem smile ... but then again oh mm shhhht! I need big sizes so plse plse don't cut them ok? Happy!

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aspier
06-02-2005, 11:04 PM
Mark the new words in red = it saves time when browsing the thread. We all can learn this zeee new New Speak! No?


fugly - 'Boy, Arizona's fugly'
shoefic - 'I'm working on a new way-off shoefic setting for some poem'
sheeple. (shee pull) n. Sheep + People.
1) Any group of people who has given up indepenant thought in favor of spoon-fed dogma.
2) Someone who considers questioning anything is wrong.
3) Any group of people who follow a popular trend, just because everyone else they know is doing it.
weeple = we + people; a kind of ussy us ... 'There comes that couple weeple-ing again!'
FUBAR = last three are: Beyond All Recognition.
Shappens = ?
Johnny and Marina = a couple that think they are hot.
NAFI = Np ambition and f interest. (Bad army word and banned from army as it puts on to anarchism)
A new word? shoe + fiction + feeling = a shoefeeling fic huh?
fcall = ? ... what can be the meaning of this?
SEWAG (pronounced see wag) = Acronym for Scientifically Estimated Wild Azzed Guess.
craptastic= something crappy beyond all recognition
SNAFU=Situation Normal All F'ed Up (from the US Army, I think?)
thinking = thin king

Liam Jackson
06-03-2005, 07:22 PM
Of the words listed, fugly is my personal favorite. And it's probably the only word on the list older than I am.

There's even a couple of websites devoted to Fugly. For example:
www.fugly.net/gallery.html (http://www.fugly.net/gallery.html)
Warning: Although I like the word, this site is pretty damned tasteless, and doesn't necessarily represent the opinions of this poster. *salute*

WriteRead
06-03-2005, 09:13 PM
I like this new words and here are another two:

- scratchitti - the equivalent of graffiti (plural of graffito), but made on glass/plastic/wood by scratching it.
From the NYC demented subway world, where you can see all sorts of maxims/axioms/declarations everywhere in the car.

Speaking of graffiti:

In a public restroom the following graffiti was detected:

"My mother made me a homosexual"

Below:

"If I give her wool, she'll make me one, too?"

- igmo - Coagulated (ha-ha, totally mine and mine, only :)) abbr for "Ignorant Moron". Heard it when visiting Ol'opry House in Nashville, TN. Not to believe it, but I used it timely and very much in place.

Following in Celeste's footsteps w some funny expressions (which really have to be given a special thread of their own), here are two, quite used in Fla, at least in my place:

""Know what I mean, jelly bean?"

And you answer:

"Yes, tennis shoe!" (aspier, shoe!)

and

"See you later, alligator!"

Next?

Dan

VOTE_BOT
06-03-2005, 09:27 PM
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aspier
06-03-2005, 09:39 PM
Mark the new words in red = it saves time when browsing the thread. We all can learn this zeee new New Speak! No?


fugly - 'Boy, Arizona's fugly'
shoefic - 'I'm working on a new way-off shoefic setting for some poem'
sheeple. (shee pull) n. Sheep + People.
1) Any group of people who has given up indepenant thought in favor of spoon-fed dogma.
2) Someone who considers questioning anything is wrong.
3) Any group of people who follow a popular trend, just because everyone else they know is doing it.
weeple = we + people; a kind of ussy us ... 'There comes that couple weeple-ing again!'
FUBAR = last three are: Beyond All Recognition.
Shappens = ?
Johnny and Marina = a couple that think they are hot.
NAFI = Np ambition and f interest. (Bad army word and banned from army as it puts on to anarchism)
A new word? shoe + fiction + feeling = a shoefeeling fic huh?
fcall = ? ... what can be the meaning of this?
SEWAG (pronounced see wag) = Acronym for Scientifically Estimated Wild Azzed Guess.
craptastic= something crappy beyond all recognition
SNAFU=Situation Normal All F'ed Up (from the US Army, I think?)
thinking = thin king
igmo - Coagulated (ha-ha, totally mine and mine, only :)) abbr for "Ignorant Moron". Heard it when visiting Ol'opry House in Nashville, TN. Not to believe it, but I used it timely and very much in place.
scratchitti - the equivalent of graffiti (plural of graffito), but made on glass/plastic/wood by scratching it.
From the NYC demented subway world, where you can see all sorts of maxims/axioms/declarations everywhere in the car.



mm

Fractured_Chaos
06-04-2005, 02:54 AM
Here's one that's not so nice, or funny, but I've seen way too many examples of, lately: Prostitots

These are little prepubescent children whose parents dress them in sexually revealing clothing (or allow them to dress in said clothing).

I seriously want to walk up to whatever adult is in charge of these children when they're out in public, and smash their faces in. >.<

And just -WHAT- are the designers THINKING (Or not thinking, actually), by making these clothes!



Oooooooh! *steps down off her soapbox*

WriteRead
06-22-2005, 11:35 PM
Hope you don't mind me resurecting a thread, but I found a new term that I wana share w you:

dockominium

a derivative of "condominium", obviously, meaning "privately owned dry/wet boat storage space".

Found it today in the newspaper in an ad. Florida, where else?

Dan

WriteRead
07-28-2005, 08:52 AM
Okay, so I raised it from the dead, so what? It's b/c I wanted to tell you about a new fugly and shoefic word. So, hark and listen, y'all and give heed!

When you're down and under, when all is screwed up, when everything is a total mess, when everything and everyone has gone south and you feel like no, you can't anymore, there's a medicine which wipes it all as if not'n happened.

Scroll,



scroll,



scroll,




it comes,



here it is,




Take FUKITOL! It's cheap, it's generic and you can take it w food, w/o food, in the morning, in the evening, whenever, standing, lying, squatting (remember Fossamax?), sitting, or on your head, yogaing.

Hope it helped!

Dan

aspier
07-28-2005, 01:50 PM
An absolute winner Writeread! I'll upgrade this soon. Tnx for bringing it back, ok?

aspier

Unique
07-28-2005, 03:24 PM
"y'all and give heed!"

Why did I first read this as ...'ya'll give head!'? Sheesh -

Oh, yeah. Don't forget 'Dammitol'; it comes in a liquid - <smile>

aspier
07-28-2005, 05:01 PM
Oh my g-force Unique the world is getting too full, no? Maybe you had seen too many head lines lately with the developements and so. Or is it a

hehe = heed the heads

And with this confusion my head aches!

Paint
07-28-2005, 09:07 PM
Ooo I like this thread!

"Bragwire fence" New version of barbed wire used by fishermen. They hang fugly huge catfish heads on their fences. I've seen it! Gross!!

drgnlvr: Here is one for your mean old man catagory...

Dad: I'm going to rip your arms off and beat you with the bloody stumps!
Kids: (Said only with eyes) RUN!

WriteRead
07-28-2005, 10:36 PM
Unique, it's too much for me not to see it as a Freudian mistake :ROFL:

Paint, you meant catEgory, right? Just wanted to make sure, after "Okay, shoot me" and your slang thAng, he-he...

Dan

Paint
07-28-2005, 11:32 PM
When did I say I could spell? Sometimes slang covers those things up...

Paint
07-28-2005, 11:43 PM
"Sh*tnickers" Disposable underwear that goes down to your knees.

aspier
07-28-2005, 11:57 PM
Unique, it's too much for me not to see it as a Freudian mistake :ROFL:

Paint, you meant catEgory, right? Just wanted to make sure, after "Okay, shoot me" and your slang thAng, he-he...

Dan

Writeread can I ask you a favour? Don't you want to 'run' this thread futher? I'm like very busy now and I have promised the honourable writes here that I would sum up the words as they come along every now and again and post them in a red list at the top. Don't you want to do it? Its kind of easy access for all etc such see and so on et al.

Or anybody else?

With love from Russiah etc. + tnx

aspier

WriteRead
07-29-2005, 06:58 AM
aspier, thank you for the vote on Fukitol!

I'm not sure can take your assignment. I already hate myself so "hatredly" (another shoefic?) that you don't have any idea how, b/c of not writing as should, so... but for once I'll do it :flag:

The compended list as of now, people:

Originally Posted by aspier
Mark the new words in red = it saves time when browsing the thread. We all can learn this zeee new New Speak! No?


fugly - 'Boy, Arizona's fugly'
shoefic - 'I'm working on a new way-off shoefic setting for some poem'
sheeple. (shee pull) n. Sheep + People.
1) Any group of people who has given up indepenant thought in favor of spoon-fed dogma.
2) Someone who considers questioning anything is wrong.
3) Any group of people who follow a popular trend, just because everyone else they know is doing it.
weeple = we + people; a kind of ussy us ... 'There comes that couple weeple-ing again!'
FUBAR = last three are: Beyond All Recognition.
Shappens = ?
Johnny and Marina = a couple that think they are hot.
NAFI = Np ambition and f interest. (Bad army word and banned from army as it puts on to anarchism)
A new word? shoe + fiction + feeling = a shoefeeling fic huh?
fcall = ? ... what can be the meaning of this?
SEWAG (pronounced see wag) = Acronym for Scientifically Estimated Wild Azzed Guess.
craptastic= something crappy beyond all recognition
SNAFU=Situation Normal All F'ed Up (from the US Army, I think?)
thinking = thin king
igmo - Coagulated (ha-ha, totally mine and mine, only :)) abbr for "Ignorant Moron". Heard it when visiting Ol'opry House in Nashville, TN. Not to believe it, but I used it timely and very much in place.
scratchiti - the equivalent of graffiti (plural of graffito), but made on glass/plastic/wood by scratching it.
From the NYC demented subway world, where you can see all sorts of maxims/axioms/declarations everywhere in the car.
FUKITOL - When you're down and under, when all is screwed up, when everything is a total mess, when everything and everyone has gone south and you feel like no, you can't anymore, there's a medicine which wipes it all as if not'n happened.
So take FUKITOL! It's cheap, it's generic and you can take it w food, w/o food, in the morning, in the evening, whenever, standing, lying, squatting (remember Fossamax?), sitting, or on your head, yogaing.
Hope it helped!
dockominium - a derivative of "condominium", obviously, meaning "privately owned dry/wet boat storage space".
Found it today in the newspaper in an ad. Florida, where else?
Prostitots- These are little prepubescent children whose parents dress them in sexually revealing clothing (or allow them to dress in said clothing).
I seriously want to walk up to whatever adult is in charge of these children when they're out in public, and smash their faces in. >.<
And just -WHAT- are the designers THINKING (Or not thinking, actually), by making these clothes!

Dan

WriteRead
08-10-2005, 04:00 AM
Let's add another two such works of convoluted, distorted minds, he-he:

Verbivore - an incessant talker, or profuse writer, w many, but awfully many words coming from this person; steming from carnivore.

Walletectomy - as seen in "The Lockhorns" of Aug., the 8th, when he is accusing her of emptying the wallet; stemming from vasectomy, or any other amputation.

Dan

Shwebb
08-10-2005, 04:52 AM
Y'all heard of this one? One of my friends used to be a high school teacher, and she heard the kids saying it. She called the kids on the carpet for it (being that they were attending a Christian school). But not before one of the kid's moms heard it--she thought the word sounded really cute, and she, uh, named her dog "Bufu." (Insert woman standing at the front door in her bathrobe, calling her pooch back into the house, "OH, BOOOOOOFOOOOOOOOO!!!)

In case you haven't heard of it, it's an abbreviation for a particular type of sex that involves the anal region . . . you take it from there.

JAlpha
08-10-2005, 05:06 AM
Obvidently
means: obviously and evidently.

WriteRead
08-10-2005, 05:39 AM
That was good, Alpha!!

Dan

aspier
08-11-2005, 07:59 PM
'obfuscation' = ?

Got it from a post by Julie Worth

JAlpha
08-11-2005, 08:07 PM
If you spend too much time on your computter, you might be an internut.

aspier
08-11-2005, 09:28 PM
that's a cool one!

internut

Anybody can make a complete sentence with the new speak words so far?
"weeple obfuscate this craptastic internut but yeah it doesn't matter fokitol" - a good one?

JAlpha
08-11-2005, 09:42 PM
husbank

aspier
08-11-2005, 09:52 PM
husbank

not husbunk?

aspier
08-11-2005, 09:54 PM
Anybody can make a complete sentence with the new speak words so far?

"weeple obfuscate this craptastic internut but yeah it doesn't matter fokitol"

JAlpha
08-11-2005, 10:02 PM
not husbunk?

Only if it involves a husbang :D

aspier
08-11-2005, 10:43 PM
Only if it involves a husbang :D

Wow si si! (si = Catalan for 'yes') So its a kind of triptich = husbank/husbunk the wham husbang? Why is the word 'wife' so stupid? You can do nothing with a wife!

tife? 'swife mife wife for your bangs' Oh no and by g-force she'll really go for your husbang! Oeee chansub! chansub! (Change subject!)

Oh I am an igmo tonight! Want to trip on it? (Ugh hum subtle one!)

aspier
08-14-2005, 10:08 PM
relidious = work it out for yourself what it means ... something religious etc.