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Joe270
03-03-2009, 06:42 AM
Plus, I did it without getting banned once. Not that I didn't have some really close calls, and one notable really close call.

Sure, most of them were drive-by sniping at Haggis and RT, begging for rep points in the 'Addicts' thread, and drunken sing-alongs in the 'Drunk' thread with Ferret and DL. Oh, wait, those don't count. Hmmm.

I spend way too much time in P&CE.

robeiae
03-03-2009, 06:43 AM
You're still ugly.

Beach Bunny
03-03-2009, 06:46 AM
Joe, you spend way too much time in P&CE. That can't be good for your mental health. Just look at what it has done to some of the others who hang out there like robaeiouandsometimesy.

rhymegirl
03-03-2009, 06:48 AM
Congrats, Sweetie.

Joe270
03-03-2009, 06:50 AM
Someone gave me a tank a few days ago, BB. Odd things happen in P&CE.

Haggis wanted a ride. He peed in it, I'm quite sure.


You're still ugly.

Fat and ugly, if you don't mind. How many people can claim to have scared off a ghost with a simple threat of getting naked?

Beach Bunny
03-03-2009, 06:59 AM
Someone gave me a tank a few days ago, BB. Odd things happen in P&CE.

Haggis wanted a ride. He peed in it, I'm quite sure.


Probably. I hear he's not paper-trained. Or maybe it's cuz he's so old that's he's no incontinent. I can't remember which one it is.

pfffttt... Here's a plane:

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f166/dolphindancer/smileys/US_paratroopers.gif

Susie
03-03-2009, 07:39 AM
Way2go and congrats, Joe. So glad to see you're safe from that ghostie house. This calls for :Cake:! :D

Joe270
03-03-2009, 08:05 AM
Thanks, Susie and BB.

Now, at the risk of bannination:

Rob is a stinky poo-poo diaper head.

rugcat
03-03-2009, 08:11 AM
You need a life. Anyone with over 4450 posts is a loser.

Joe270
03-03-2009, 08:14 AM
I resemble that remark.

Haggis
03-03-2009, 08:15 AM
You need a life. Anyone with over 4450 posts is a loser.

*Quotes this for future use.*

Joe270
03-03-2009, 08:18 AM
Damn it. My sig line is gone and for some reason I can't post in P&CE.

RT was taking a break for a couple weeks, right?

Beach Bunny
03-03-2009, 08:20 AM
You need a life. Anyone with over 4450 posts is a loser.
Um, Rugcat, won't you go over that number like tomorrow and therefore wouldn't that make you a loser as well?

Plot Device
03-03-2009, 08:21 AM
Is getting banned a prerequisite for 5,000 posts???? :Huh:

Wow. I feel so inadequate. :e2paperba







Hey, Joe, maybe you can help me out with that one. :idea:



Until then, congrats, dude. :e2flowers




.

Joe270
03-03-2009, 08:22 AM
Um, Rugcat, won't you go over that number like tomorrow and therefore wouldn't that make you a loser as well?

Rugcat knows how to roll back the post count meter. He actually has some 20,000 posts, but don't tell anyone.

Haggis
03-03-2009, 08:23 AM
Damn it. My sig line is gone and for some reason I can't post in P&CE.

RT was taking a break for a couple weeks, right?

He's back. :D

Joe270
03-03-2009, 08:24 AM
Is getting banned a prerequisite for 5,000 posts????

No, it's not a prerequisite, but if you get banned for insulting Rob you get an extra 500 added to your account.

Just so you know.

Joe270
03-03-2009, 08:26 AM
He's back.

Is not.

Or should that be: is snot?

Haggis
03-03-2009, 08:28 AM
Is not.

Or should that be: is snot?

Trust me on this, Joe.

Williebee
03-03-2009, 08:29 AM
Doing the quick math on my toes.... That's like 7 plus posts a day. About one every 4 hours...

The Rug man is right, dude. You...er We, need a life. :)

Beach Bunny
03-03-2009, 08:35 AM
*nods head in agreement*

Yep, all you all need a life. :e2file:

Williebee
03-03-2009, 08:39 AM
Yep, all you all need a life.

Let's see 1450 posts (that count) divided by about six months...

SAYYYY that'd be about 7 a day, too.


When we get a life, we'll see if there's one in a "cute bunny" size, too.

:)

Beach Bunny
03-03-2009, 08:42 AM
Let's see 1450 posts (that count) divided by about six months...

SAYYYY that'd be about 7 a day, too.


When we get a life, we'll see if there's one in a "cute bunny" size, too.

:)
:ROFL:

I got almost all of those posts welcoming newbies, not pulling someone's hair out of their head in P&CE. Make sure that's "nice, cute, bunny" size. :e2file:

Haggis
03-03-2009, 08:42 AM
Let's see 1450 posts (that count) divided by about six months...

SAYYYY that'd be about 7 a day, too.


When we get a life, we'll see if there's one in a "cute bunny" size, too.

:)

7 a day? But P&CE posts count, don't they? Unlike, say, OP posts. :rolleyes:

Williebee
03-03-2009, 08:44 AM
But P&CE posts count, don't they? Unlike, say, OP posts.

Yup. That's the scary part. Only our conscience (and maybe a keylogger program or two) know how much time we've really spent here.

Beach Bunny
03-03-2009, 08:53 AM
7 a day? But P&CE posts count, don't they? Unlike, say, OP posts. :rolleyes:
:e2file: ... And your point is? :e2file:

Cranky
03-03-2009, 08:54 AM
No, it's not a prerequisite, but if you get banned for insulting Rob you get an extra 500 added to your account.

Just so you know.

That explains my post count, I guess. :D

Joe270
03-03-2009, 09:05 AM
Way to go, Cranky. You obviously have lots and lots of 'bonus' post counts there.

Joe270
03-03-2009, 09:06 AM
Damn it. Thunder keeps deleting my posts. Never mind, it came back.

Hey, I have my sig line back now, too.

Oh, some new fresh hell is headed my way, I can tell.

Williebee
03-03-2009, 09:10 AM
Oh, some new fresh hell is headed my way, I can tell.

DING! Order Up!! Hey RT -- He sez he wants fries with it this time!

Joe270
03-03-2009, 09:12 AM
My sig line is gone again. It's blinking, like a Vegas neon sign.

Beach Bunny
03-03-2009, 09:14 AM
Joe, I don't know what you are going on about your sig line. I haven't noticed anything wrong with it all night. Are you sure it isn't your computer acting up?

Joe270
03-03-2009, 09:18 AM
Joe, I don't know what you are going on about your sig line. I haven't noticed anything wrong with it all night. Are you sure it isn't your computer acting up?

Yeah, you're right. It must be my imagination. Nothing is happening.

Cranky
03-03-2009, 09:25 AM
Way to go, Cranky. You obviously have lots and lots of 'bonus' post counts there.

You know it, keed. It's not like I'm an opinionated big-mouth who averages 13 posts a day or something. :D

Joe270
03-03-2009, 09:31 AM
Right, Cranky. Rhymegirl has lots of bonus points.

maxmordon
03-03-2009, 09:57 AM
Congratulations, Joe! I am amazed you didn't reach it before... I am getting closer to 3,000 posts myself.

Joe270
03-03-2009, 10:07 AM
I would have reached it earlier, but I had to keep deleting the profanity-laced ones.

maxmordon
03-03-2009, 10:12 AM
Hehehe, my good ole' tocayo

Joe270
03-03-2009, 10:28 AM
Cool, Max. So your last name is 270, too, eh?

maxmordon
03-03-2009, 10:43 AM
Nope, I am Josť

Joe270
03-03-2009, 10:45 AM
Tocayo!

maxmordon
03-03-2009, 10:47 AM
Namesake!

Joe270
03-03-2009, 10:50 AM
Yes! I was a bit worried at first, because my last name isn't really 270. But then you probably suspected that already.

maxmordon
03-03-2009, 10:53 AM
Unless Big Brother had taken over while I took a night nap, I highly doubted... tough not many people use Joe as their screename without having anything related to that name meaning "He will add" in Hebrew.

Joe270
03-03-2009, 11:07 AM
Mine was a joke which was never funny and no one ever got.

270 is the compass direction for west. So it's 'Westward Joe', like 'Westward Ho'.

Yeah, no one thought it was funny.

maxmordon
03-03-2009, 11:14 AM
I still don't get it.


Mine is a medieval Spanish word meaning someone unremarkable who passes unoticed.

Joe270
03-03-2009, 11:17 AM
unremarkable who passes unoticed

Just like my joke, so we are tocayo with our usernames, too.

maxmordon
03-03-2009, 11:20 AM
Hehehe, it seems to... that they are obscure nobody can deny it

Greenwolf103
03-03-2009, 06:29 PM
Well, with that kinda esplanation...shouldn't it be 270Joe? *scratches head*

Anyways, congrats, Joe. :D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-03-2009, 06:44 PM
Thanks, Susie and BB.

Now, at the risk of bannination:

Rob is a stinky poo-poo diaper head.

That's the best you could do? Pffft. Like that's gonna get you even a day off.

Joe270
03-03-2009, 09:25 PM
A day off? How many bonus posts is that?