Man claims John Lennon was shot by... Stephen King

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Does this mean the Dark Tower plot is thickening and reaching the real world???


SARASOTA, FL. - Some excitement at the Sarasota City Commission meeting Tuesday, when a California man spoke out about who he thinks really killed John Lennon.
During public comment, a man with signs who identified himself as Steve Lightfoot, took a seat in front of commissioners saying he wanted to expose the truth. He then went on to allege that part-time Casey Key resident and author Stephen King was the person that killed John Lennon.
"I'm from California. I'm known by 10% of Florida. I'm known by 50% of California. I'm the man exposing the truth about John Lennon's murder. Stephen King, Casey Key resident, shot John Lennon. He's not suing me...my van says it all over the place," said Lightfoot. He claimed that "Stephen King is the worst criminal the state of Florida has ever harbored."
Sarasota mayor Lou Ann Palmer told the man that comments at the meeting must be reserved for city business. "This does not relate to the city of Sarasota," said Mayor Palmer. Casey Key is under Sarasota County jurisdiction.
The mayor summoned Police Chief Peter Abbott, who escorted the man and his signs peacefully out of the chamber to the sound of chuckles from people attending the meeting.
The entire 3-minute exchange can be watched by clicking the link to the left of this story.

http://www.mysuncoast.com/Global/story.asp?S=9859527&nav=menu577_2_1
 

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That dude is delusional and needs to get his butt back to California where such behavior is a normal part of daily life.
 

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SILVER KING!!!!

*runs into thread and tackle hugs Dino*

I've had such a good day that I think I'll do that again.

*runs out of thread, runs back in, tackle hugs Dino and gives him a big kiss*

You're right. That guy belongs in the looney bin. Excuse me while I go put some clothes on.

*saunters out with a cheeky grin*
 

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SILVER KING!!!!

*runs into thread and tackle hugs Dino*

I've had such a good day that I think I'll do that again.

*runs out of thread, runs back in, tackle hugs Dino and gives him a big kiss*

You're right. That guy belongs in the looney bin. Excuse me while I go put some clothes on.

*saunters out with a cheeky grin*

Mind to share some pics to your little friend Maxy Boy? ;)
 

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Reminds me of a guy I talked to at Starbucks. He seriously thought Jim Morrison faked his death and is living in the center of the planet.
 

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Mind to share some pics to your little friend Maxy Boy? ;)

Max, darling, I would if I could, but this is a special moment that Silver King and I occasionally share. It is my sincere hope that one day, after such an episode, he will catch a fish for me and ship it to Ohio.

A flounder would be nice.
 

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Max, darling, I would if I could, but this is a special moment that Silver King and I occasionally share. It is my sincere hope that one day, after such an episode, he will catch a fish for me and ship it to Ohio.

A flounder would be nice.

You know where to find, sweetheart...

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All of this can be yours.
 

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Obviously this cuckoo is a Twilight fan, and enraged by King's opinions, has decided to smear his name with hostile evidence.
 

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How do we know he's crazy? I mean, have you ever seen Stephen King and Mark David Chapman together? Ever? Well have you?

:nods confidently:
 

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Why, dear God does it always have to be Florida? :D
Because that's where many of the seriously deranged people from other parts of the world come to settle when they've lost their minds. Then they sit in the sun all day, which only makes matters worse until they're compelled to attend commission meetings to share conspiracy theories where conspiracies never existed in the first place until that very moment.

It's gotten me to wonder, though: Exactly what was Stephen King up to on the night in question? It might be worth investigating...
 

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This is in no way a funny story. People everywhere suffer from delusions. We need to be sympathetic towards them. We do not need to make fun of them and mock them publicly. It is a heavy burden for a family to carry and it's a heavy burden for the delusional person to carry once they are brought back to health. Show some sympathy.