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Angie
03-02-2009, 12:44 AM
Don't you want one of these (http://20.media.tumblr.com/R75Z68JtvkflckkkmD9cmPIDo1_500.jpg) for your children?

scarletpeaches
03-02-2009, 12:46 AM
Tell me that's not what I think it is.

And if it is what I think it is, how the heck did you find it?:eek:

Cranky
03-02-2009, 12:47 AM
Oh em gee.

That's just...yucky.

robeiae
03-02-2009, 12:47 AM
Why isn't there a corn-shaped one?

Angie
03-02-2009, 12:50 AM
I think it's a joke.


I HOPE it's a joke. :eek:

Williebee
03-02-2009, 12:51 AM
See, now those of us real talent can do that without the little plastic mold thingies.

robeiae
03-02-2009, 12:52 AM
TMI.

WAY. TMI.

WendyNYC
03-02-2009, 12:57 AM
They already have one.

rhymegirl
03-02-2009, 12:59 AM
What a shitty idea.

Angie
03-02-2009, 01:00 AM
Yeah, it's a pretty crappy gift to give your kids.

KTC
03-02-2009, 01:01 AM
OMG.

Angie
03-02-2009, 01:04 AM
OMG.

But it makes bathroom time fun again!

scarletpeaches
03-02-2009, 01:05 AM
Is this for families unable to afford Play-Do?

Angie
03-02-2009, 01:05 AM
Ewwwww....

Beach Bunny
03-02-2009, 01:08 AM
Don't you want one of these (http://20.media.tumblr.com/R75Z68JtvkflckkkmD9cmPIDo1_500.jpg) for your children?
:Jaw:


:eek:



I hope that is a joke. :eek:

Alan Yee
03-02-2009, 01:15 AM
Um... eeeeeeewwwww.

regdog
03-02-2009, 01:17 AM
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/sign0137.gif

kristie911
03-02-2009, 01:43 AM
I should know better than to click on links around here.

Damn it.

Ew.

robeiae
03-02-2009, 01:56 AM
I should know better than to click on links around here.

Damn it.

Ew.
Go on. You'll click on anything (http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/space_invaders_underwear_on.jpg).

Susie
03-02-2009, 02:34 AM
Why bother buying those, when the kids can 'make' it themselves.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-02-2009, 02:50 AM
Not being a parent... I guess I just don't get it.

Thank the gods!

Wayne K
03-02-2009, 02:58 AM
It goes beyond disgusting. I predict this thread will never die.

benbradley
03-02-2009, 02:58 AM
Hmm, how interesting. It reminds me of this song (some may find the lyrics sacriligious or offensive):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neAIyuE1BAA

But wait! That's only half of it! Scroll to the middle of this to hear the second half, or just listen the whole thing (some may find the rest of the lyrics really offensive...):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8er5wjX2zY

Devil Ledbetter
03-02-2009, 03:31 AM
In my day, we used cookie cutters.

Captshady
03-02-2009, 03:36 AM
Poopy time, you're the one.
You make bath time lots of fun
Poopy time you're my very best friend it's truuuuuuuuue
Poop poopy doo

Jersey Chick
03-02-2009, 03:53 AM
MY EYES!!!!

:eek:

thethinker42
03-02-2009, 03:58 AM
*tries not to make any jokes about a gift that keeps on giving...*

Pagey's_Girl
03-02-2009, 04:22 AM
Ewwww....

But at the same time, :ROFL:

WittyWordsmith
03-02-2009, 08:59 AM
That should be the top of the list of "Things You Never Knew Existed."

And it makes my own personal list of things I WISH I never knew existed.

benbradley
03-02-2009, 09:09 AM
The good part about this thread is it's bound to prompt more donations for the future Office Party Eyewash Station.

bsolah
03-02-2009, 09:36 AM
WTF?

I seriously want to know if this is a joke or not. And if it isn't, hear what weird reasons some whacked parents buy this.

cooeedownunder
03-02-2009, 10:47 AM
I am a parent and have no idea why you would want one or what on earth it does :Shrug:

Unique
03-02-2009, 03:04 PM
fudgesickles

warm ones

Devil Ledbetter
03-02-2009, 05:54 PM
WTF?

I seriously want to know if this is a joke or not. And if it isn't, hear what weird reasons some whacked parents buy this.
I don't think there is any chance it's not a joke. I'm surprised anyone would even pause to wonder if it was a real toy.

StoryG27
03-02-2009, 06:00 PM
OMG! That is so gross. It took me a minute to figure it out, then, eeewwww! Then, :ROFL:.

Clicking links in the OP is a dangerous thing. I should know better by now.

Devil Ledbetter
03-02-2009, 06:08 PM
I think it was a gullibility test.

Pagey's_Girl
03-02-2009, 06:11 PM
I don't think there is any chance it's not a joke. I'm surprised anyone would even pause to wonder if it was a real toy.

Unless it's the newest from Mainway Toys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc0mjWLhUdE) - remember the old SNL skit? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSiknXEEa8s&feature=related)

How about the Bag O' Glass? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTbaYn8OlTs&feature=related)

James81
03-02-2009, 06:16 PM
No way those things work. I think if I got one, I'd just poop onto some paper towels, pick up the poop with my hands, and manually mash it down through that tube.

Pagey's_Girl
03-02-2009, 06:22 PM
Waaaaaay too much information there....:roll:

*Sets out a jar labeled "DONATIONS FOR AW BRAIN BLEACH/EYE BLEACH STATION."

brokenfingers
03-02-2009, 10:42 PM
I bought some for my nieces and nephews.

James81
03-02-2009, 11:15 PM
Waaaaaay too much information there....:roll:

*Sets out a jar labeled "DONATIONS FOR AW BRAIN BLEACH/EYE BLEACH STATION."

Ha ha, shit, I didn't mean to actually say that out loud.

Wayne K
03-02-2009, 11:55 PM
My friend's kid ate a chocolate bar once and got it all over himself, so he put the kid near the toilet and started snapping pictures. This reminded me of that. Ahhh, good times.

DMarie84
03-02-2009, 11:59 PM
I can only imagine what it is based on the comments.

I'm going to play it safe and not click on the link :tongue

Wayne K
03-03-2009, 03:26 AM
I can only imagine what it is based on the comments.

I'm going to play it safe and not click on the link :tongue
Tell me you can drive by a car accident without looking at the splat.

Robin
03-03-2009, 03:43 AM
Why isn't there a corn-shaped one?

Where's the rainbow one?

Silver King
03-03-2009, 05:30 AM
And here I thought shit-on-a-stick was creative. That molding device beats 'em all!

Pagey's_Girl
03-03-2009, 06:14 AM
And here I thought shit-on-a-stick was creative...

Must. Not. Make. Corndog. Joke.

Silver King
03-03-2009, 06:33 AM
I've been thinking of changing this thread title. A simple, Hey parents! seems misleading for the uninitiated.

I was thinking of, Hey Parents! Check out This Cool Excrement Forming Device Your Kids Will Love!

Or maybe that won't work either. But we have to come up with something that will at least give hints to this discussion's content.

Any ideas?

Angie
03-03-2009, 06:47 AM
Why not use the product's own statement: Make Bathroom Time Fun Again!

No, that sounds really wrong...

rhymegirl
03-03-2009, 06:47 AM
It's late. I'm too pooped to come up with any titles.

benbradley
03-03-2009, 06:51 AM
"Hey Parents! Teach Your Kids Bathroom Humor!"

It sorta tells where this thread is coming from without being explicit about it.

Silver King
03-03-2009, 07:24 AM
"Hey Parents! Teach Your Kids Bathroom Humor!"

It sorta tells where this thread is coming from without being explicit about it.
That's perfect! We'll go with that one.

If anyone complains, I'll say, "Didn't you read the thread title? What did you expect?"

If they press me, I'll lead them to you. :D

Susie
03-03-2009, 07:29 AM
Luv yours, Silver. How's this for the title? If you break you bought it if you
'make' it you sort it. :)

Silver King
03-03-2009, 07:51 AM
...If you break you bought it if you 'make' it you sort it. :)
That's too kinky! ;)

Speaking of kinky, a new mod has dedicated herself to help out in the Erotica forum. You can meet her here (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=133075), and if anyone has a chance, it would be great if they could stop by to say hello.

James81
03-03-2009, 08:18 AM
Just change the title to:

"Hey, mold your shit into shapes"