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Angie
02-27-2009, 04:25 PM
Okay, fine. Since y'all are whiners about my poll, here's a new one, complete with just about every name that posted in the thread, plus one or two more. So there. :tongue

KTC
02-27-2009, 04:27 PM
Oh. let's have it. quickly. quickly.

I'll serenade while we wait.

You wait little girl
On an empty stage
For fate to turn the light on

Your life little girl
is an empty page
that men will want to write on

KTC
02-27-2009, 04:27 PM
Now that's a list!

James81
02-27-2009, 04:28 PM
I had the ability to vote for them all, so I did. I couldn't pass up that opportunity.

Angie
02-27-2009, 04:28 PM
There. :tongue

KTC
02-27-2009, 04:28 PM
rolling thunder is actually spelled roiling blunder. But I'll forgive you this time.

KTC
02-27-2009, 04:29 PM
I had the ability to vote for them all, so I did. I couldn't pass up that opportunity.

that was impressive looking at the results. James James James James James James James James...very interesting.

Angie
02-27-2009, 04:29 PM
Dammit, I forgot Orlando Bloom.

Angie
02-27-2009, 04:29 PM
rolling thunder is actually spelled roiling blunder. But I'll forgive you this time.

Thank you so very much. :tongue

KTC
02-27-2009, 04:30 PM
Dammit, I forgot Orlando Bloom.


He's not on AW though, really. Is he? If he has ever in his life googled himself, he probably is a member here.

Haggis
02-27-2009, 04:30 PM
Where's Leukman? Where's Quickwit? Where's Jaycinth?

KTC
02-27-2009, 04:31 PM
Where's Leukman? Where's Quickwit? Where's Jaycinth?


Do you honestly expect me to keep tabs on everybody! How the hell should I know where they are?

Angie
02-27-2009, 04:32 PM
They didn't whine complain in the first poll, so they're not on the list. And I'm not doing this again. Make your own poll, little bug-eyed dog. :tongue

James81
02-27-2009, 04:33 PM
Where's Leukman? Where's Quickwit? Where's Jaycinth?

Wait, this is a little offtopic...but...is that profile pic an actual pic of you?

KTC
02-27-2009, 04:33 PM
They didn't whine complain in the first poll, so they're not on the list. And I'm not doing this again. Make your own poll, little bug-eyed dog. :tongue

I think that a fair democratic poll would include all 14,587 members. Please edit your options. Thank you in advance.

Angie
02-27-2009, 04:35 PM
Don't make me hurt you.

Haggis
02-27-2009, 04:35 PM
The hostility in this thread is appalling.

KTC
02-27-2009, 04:37 PM
The hostility in this thread is appalling.


scrawny rat dogs are appalling.

Haggis
02-27-2009, 04:37 PM
Wait, this is a little offtopic...but...is that profile pic an actual pic of you?

No. This is an actual pic of me.

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/haggisglinted1.gif?t=1235738222

KTC
02-27-2009, 04:38 PM
Don't make me hurt you.

I didn't mean to do it. I didn't mean to do it.

Angie
02-27-2009, 04:39 PM
I didn't mean to do it. I didn't mean to do it.

Lucky for you, I'm still sick and don't have the energy to run after you.

Unlucky for you, I can still cough on you. *cough*

Haggis
02-27-2009, 04:40 PM
scrawny rat dogs are appalling.

Kevin made me sad.

James81
02-27-2009, 04:40 PM
No. This is an actual pic of me.

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/haggisglinted1.gif?t=1235738222

Damn, I was really hoping you WERE Santa Claus. :( North of Canada, big white beard. The profile was so close. :(

Angie
02-27-2009, 04:41 PM
Kevin made me sad.

Pfft.

KTC
02-27-2009, 04:43 PM
Kevin made me sad.


oh, now...that just takes the fun out of insulting you. Damn you, scrawny rat dog. Damn you all to hell.

Angie
02-27-2009, 04:44 PM
oh, now...that just takes the fun out of insulting you. Damn you, scrawny rat dog. Damn you all to hell.

All? What did I do?? Look, if you're going to be mean you can just forget about me bringing you any more coffee.

KTC
02-27-2009, 04:46 PM
All? What did I do?? Look, if you're going to be mean you can just forget about me bringing you any more coffee.

The saying is damn you. damn you all to hell. It was only directed at the scrawny rat dog.

alleycat
02-27-2009, 04:46 PM
oh, now...that just takes the fun out of insulting you. Damn you, scrawny rat dog. Damn you all to hell.
Remember the forum rule: Respect your fellow weirdo.

Angie
02-27-2009, 04:47 PM
Oh, well, then that's okay.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/coffee-1.jpg

KTC
02-27-2009, 04:47 PM
slurp slurp slurp


gee, tanks.

Wayne K
02-27-2009, 04:49 PM
Why am I only number six?

KTC
02-27-2009, 04:50 PM
Why am I number six?
Your head was too big to fit in the top 5.

Haggis
02-27-2009, 04:53 PM
oh, now...that just takes the fun out of insulting you. Damn you, scrawny rat dog. Damn you all to hell.

Don Cherry dresses funny.

Wayne K
02-27-2009, 04:54 PM
Your head was too big to fit in the top 5.Good thing you didn't have to try to fit the bottom half of me in.

KTC
02-27-2009, 04:54 PM
Don Cherry dresses funny.


oh no you didn't

Angie
02-27-2009, 04:55 PM
Why am I only number six?

Six is my favorite number.

KTC
02-27-2009, 04:56 PM
Six is my favorite number.

favouritism.

Angie
02-27-2009, 04:56 PM
Your point?

Haggis
02-27-2009, 04:56 PM
oh no you didn't

http://ihateyou79.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/don-cherry-doofus-450.jpg

Angie
02-27-2009, 04:57 PM
http://ihateyou79.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/don-cherry-doofus-450.jpg

*points and laughs*

Bayou Bill
02-27-2009, 05:00 PM
I'd like to write-in a name: Susie.

Yeah, I know she projects this "sunshine, lollipops and roses" image, going around spreading cheer, sharing hugs and chocolate and all. But that just has to be a clever disguse to hide a devious spirit, right?

Bayou Bill :cool:

Wayne K
02-27-2009, 05:01 PM
I'd like to write-in a name: Susie.

Yeah, I know she projects this "sunshine, lollipops and roses" image, going around spreading cheer, sharing hugs and chocolate and all. But that just has to be a clever disguse to hide a devious spirit, right?

Bayou Bill :cool:
"awaits the outrage"

Bayou Bill
02-27-2009, 05:03 PM
"awaits the outrage"
No guts, no gory, I mean, glory.

Bayou Bill :cool:

Angie
02-27-2009, 05:06 PM
I'd like to write-in a name: Susie.

Yeah, I know she projects this "sunshine, lollipops and roses" image, going around spreading cheer, sharing hugs and chocolate and all. But that just has to be a clever disguse to hide a devious spirit, right?

Bayou Bill :cool:

Great. Thanks. You're going to get my thread closed. :cry:

KTC
02-27-2009, 05:09 PM
do not mock our Grapes. I will come down on you with a vengence you have not seen before!

Angie
02-27-2009, 05:24 PM
You're cute when you're angry.

Beach Bunny
02-27-2009, 07:54 PM
:ROFL:

I protest my inclusion in this poll. I am sweetest, innocence, and light. I never have impure thoughts or make suggestive comments.




The hostility in this thread is appealling.

Fixed it for you, Haggis. :)





James, :e2teeth:

cray
02-27-2009, 08:03 PM
i'd like to protest my inclusion as well.
all i do is stand around and watch.


that didn't come out right but you know what i mean.

Haggis
02-27-2009, 08:27 PM
i'd like to protest my inclusion as well.
all i do is stand around and watch.


that didn't come out right but you know what i mean.

Pervert.

maestrowork
02-27-2009, 09:08 PM
Should I be offended that my name's not on that list?

Screw you guys.

Pagey's_Girl
02-27-2009, 09:40 PM
*Walks over to the cloning machine, which is churning out batteries, carrying a couple of vials*

Mind if I cut in? I just need to make a couple of copies.

Wayne K
02-27-2009, 09:43 PM
i'd like to protest my inclusion as well.
all i do is stand around and watch.
.

Have you ever heard of the Genovese law?

Angie
02-28-2009, 03:32 AM
*Walks over to the cloning machine, which is churning out batteries, carrying a couple of vials*

Mind if I cut in? I just need to make a couple of copies.


It's not worth it. Trust me on this one. :eek:

Angie
02-28-2009, 03:33 AM
Should I be offended that my name's not on that list?

Screw you guys.

No, you should not be offended. I just don't know you well, and therefore have no idea if you're deviant or not. Most of those on the list are there because they whined about the first poll. :D

Rachel
02-28-2009, 03:41 AM
So if I post here I'll make it on a "worst" list?

Darn it!

Angie
02-28-2009, 03:44 AM
So if I post here I'll make it on a "worst" list?

Darn it!

Nope. This is the final poll on this subject that I will post, no matter how much whining goes on in here. :D

Alan Yee
02-28-2009, 03:47 AM
Nope. This is the final poll on this subject that I will post, no matter how much whining goes on in here. :D

What?! How dare you?! :tongue ;)

TheRightEyedDeer
02-28-2009, 03:52 AM
I had the ability to vote for them all, so I did. I couldn't pass up that opportunity.

Ah ha! YOU'RE the one who gave me that measly, little, undeserved vote. Pshaw.

Can I change my vote now? Purty please?

And dare I ask Wayne to 'splain that Genovese law thingie? (don't bother if it's got somethin' to do with the Mafia, okay?)

ETA: Just figured out the multiple choice option. :)

Alan Yee
02-28-2009, 03:59 AM
Ah ha! YOU'RE the one who gave me that measly, little, undeserved vote. Pshaw.


Make that two. :D

TheRightEyedDeer
02-28-2009, 04:06 AM
Make that two. :D

Right. You know that now means you owe me a beer, eh?

Wayne K
02-28-2009, 04:19 AM
The Genovese law became the good samaratin law. If you see or hear a crime and do nothing you go to jail.

TheRightEyedDeer
02-28-2009, 04:23 AM
The Genovese law became the good samaratin law. If you see or hear a crime and do nothing you go to jail.

Thanks, Wayne. NOW I remember ... Kitty, wasn't it? Good law.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-28-2009, 05:25 AM
If I don't win, it's fixed.

Susie
02-28-2009, 05:37 AM
And I'm not on the list, WHY? :D

Beach Bunny
02-28-2009, 05:38 AM
ETA: :ROFL: ... They don't know you like I know you, Suse. ;)

I see Alan and KTC have put themselves on my list. :e2teeth:

robeiae
02-28-2009, 05:40 AM
Does that list include a "happy ending," or is that extra?

Beach Bunny
02-28-2009, 05:57 AM
Does that list include a "happy ending," or is that extra?
No and no.

Happy endings are for people who don't annoy me.

I'm putting you on my list just on principle.

Matera the Mad
02-28-2009, 06:54 AM
It's not easy being seventeen-going-on-s---er, nevermind

Susie
02-28-2009, 07:00 AM
ETA: :ROFL: ... They don't know you like I know you, Suse. ;)

I see Alan and KTC have put themselves on my list. :e2teeth:


Aww, thx Bunny. Now I feel like I am on the list. :D You're swell!

C.bronco
02-28-2009, 07:08 AM
I'm not the only one who voted for me!!!!!
I am so happy!
:D

KTC
02-28-2009, 08:06 AM
If I don't win, it's fixed.


That's what she said.

KTC
02-28-2009, 08:08 AM
Does that list include a "happy ending," or is that extra?


http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar1098_89.gif You're just adorable. Sigh. I wish I had a nickel.

Matera the Mad
02-28-2009, 08:18 AM
Is it the highest score that wins, or the lowest? If the latter, Susie has it made.

C.bronco
02-28-2009, 08:21 AM
I just want to thank my sponsors- Diet Pepsi and Coors Brewing Company, my pit crew and my team....

Matera the Mad
02-28-2009, 08:28 AM
Coors sux

C.bronco
02-28-2009, 08:30 AM
But it goes down easy! LOL, have a good night!

Susie
02-28-2009, 08:51 AM
Is it the highest score that wins, or the lowest? If the latter, Susie has it made.

Aww, thx much, Matera.Appreciate the support! :)

kristin724
02-28-2009, 09:50 AM
What movie is that song from? Now its stuck in my head and can't get it out! Must wiki....

Ah, yes! The Sound of Music. Not what you were going for, I think.

Angie
02-28-2009, 04:58 PM
What movie is that song from? Now its stuck in my head and can't get it out! Must wiki....

Ah, yes! The Sound of Music. Not what you were going for, I think.

KTC flooded the board with Sound of Music-titled threads. It's been Sound of Music week in OP, apparently. :D

Haggis
02-28-2009, 06:03 PM
If I don't win, it's fixed.

Eat my dust, Ol' Broad.

KTC
02-28-2009, 06:03 PM
It's Sound of Music week when I say it's Sound of Music week.


It's Sound of Music Week.

robeiae
02-28-2009, 06:17 PM
Eat my dust, Ol' Broad.
Wow. How sick and deviant...


Amateurs.

robeiae
02-28-2009, 06:18 PM
It's Sound of Music week when I say it's Sound of Music week.


It's Sound of Music Week.
It's not May yet, you queen.

Haggis
02-28-2009, 06:30 PM
Wow. How sick and deviant...


Amateurs.

...said the gumball machine.

robeiae
02-28-2009, 06:38 PM
Monkey?! Monkey?! I'm a f***ing gorilla, you clown!

Don
02-28-2009, 07:14 PM
Coors sux


But it goes down easy! LOL, have a good night!
Now that's my kinda beer. :e2brows:

robeiae
02-28-2009, 07:18 PM
Now that's my kinda beer. :e2brows:
Sounds more like your kinda girl...

Shadow_Ferret
02-28-2009, 08:05 PM
Whew! It pays to take a few weeks off, then you don't end up on these kinds of polls. :tongue

Haggis
02-28-2009, 08:07 PM
Hi, Ferret. :hi:

robeiae
02-28-2009, 08:09 PM
That's "Mr. Ferret" to you, meatball.

Shadow_Ferret
02-28-2009, 08:09 PM
Hi, Haggis. :)

robeiae
02-28-2009, 08:11 PM
Hi, Haggis. :)
That's "misshapen lump of flesh" to you, Ferret.

Haggis
02-28-2009, 08:11 PM
That's "Mr. Ferret" to you, meatball.

That's Mr. Meatball, geek.

Shadow_Ferret
02-28-2009, 08:12 PM
*wonders if he should continue this by saying, "That's MR. Geek."?*

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-28-2009, 09:13 PM
Eat my dust, Ol' Broad.

Is that all that's left?

Susie
02-28-2009, 09:14 PM
You all need :Cake:! :D I can tell.

Komnena
03-01-2009, 11:46 PM
Chocolate is our friend.

Angie
03-01-2009, 11:50 PM
Is that all that's left?

You have to ask??

robeiae
03-02-2009, 12:15 AM
I'm quite perturbed that I'm losing to Haggis.

Really, the only contest I should lose to him is one for "the lowest-hanging genitalia." Of course, everyone would lose to him in that one.

Williebee
03-02-2009, 12:20 AM
Funny thing is, it's a sure bet that the most deviant person in the forum isn't on the list. Dedicated deviants know how to hide to blend. Then again, with that list, blending would be... deviant.

hmm

robeiae
03-02-2009, 12:44 AM
Funny thing is, it's a sure bet that the most deviant person in the forum isn't on the list.
Mac is still the owner. It would have been a bad idea to put her on that list, I think.

KTC
03-02-2009, 12:51 AM
Mac is still the owner. It would have been a bad idea to put her on that list, I think.

Quoted for the bannination trial. At last, Robieaieaieiaie's day has come to pass.

Angie
03-02-2009, 12:58 AM
Yea, verily.

robeiae
03-02-2009, 12:59 AM
The mods are all poopy heads.
Outrageous.

Angie
03-02-2009, 01:02 AM
Robieaieaieiaie is a poopy head.

Outrageous.

I don't see anything wrong with it...

robeiae
03-02-2009, 01:13 AM
Robieaieaieiaie is a poopy head.

Outrageous.
I agree.Thank you.

Beach Bunny
03-02-2009, 01:15 AM
I'm quite perturbed that I'm losing to Haggis.

Really, the only contest I should lose to him is one for "the lowest-hanging genitalia." Of course, everyone would lose to him in that one.

BRAIN BLEACH! ... HELP! ... I need BRAIN BLEACH!


Hmmmm ... Unlike the other's who voted for me because they voted for everyone, Don included me with the likes of Cray, Rolling Thunder, Robaeiouandsometimesy, and Haggis. :rolleyes: Please, those guys wouldn't know a double entendre if it came up and purred in their ear.

robeiae
03-02-2009, 01:21 AM
Do I really need to quote the Nuge?

Beach Bunny
03-02-2009, 01:25 AM
Do I really need to quote the Nuge?
No, but it would help if you spoke English.

Angie
03-02-2009, 01:30 AM
Robieaieaieiaie is a poopy head.

Outrageous.

I agree with KTC.

Waaaaagh! :cry:

Whiner.

robeiae
03-02-2009, 01:37 AM
No, but it would help if you spoke English.
Browning hues on busy streets
Lightly comforts tired feet
On weary workers, ever late
Watching fading tiring heat

Myopic cities of busy-ness
Electric night brings death