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KTC
02-25-2009, 08:52 PM
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens,
brown paper packages tied up with strings,
these are a few of my favorite things.

Voyager
02-25-2009, 08:54 PM
And schnitzel with noodles

Wayne K
02-25-2009, 08:54 PM
Is there a poll?

Voyager
02-25-2009, 08:55 PM
Is there a poll?
Yes, but Robeiieiaiaiaiaiaiaisjvkljsdf is working it right now.

KTC
02-25-2009, 08:58 PM
Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels,
door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles.
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings.
these are a few of my favorite things.



polls. polls are for children. No. That's hell. Wait now. Polls are. What are polls?

BenPanced
02-25-2009, 08:58 PM
Coughdrops on hoses and whispers to chickens? What?!

Wayne K
02-25-2009, 09:01 PM
Then we went down to the Bada Bing,
Those are a few of my favorite things!:D

KTC
02-25-2009, 09:03 PM
I whisper to the chickens,
it eases my guilt
as the broth gently thickens.

Stew21
02-25-2009, 09:16 PM
There's no knowing where we're going but the rowers keep on rowing...

KTC
02-25-2009, 09:20 PM
rowing and rowing
and toeing the line.
not knowing
is nothing for rowers
to worry,
the growing and growing
of muscles while rowing,
that is a worry
worth knowing while rowing.

Voyager
02-25-2009, 09:20 PM
Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a'blowing?

scarletpeaches
02-25-2009, 09:20 PM
Cheeses Christ.

rhymegirl
02-25-2009, 09:22 PM
Let's call someone to take Kevin back to the psych ward.

KTC
02-25-2009, 09:27 PM
whistles on morons and collars on freakshows,
idiots spinning and freaks in the geekshows,
straightjacketed creepers tied up with string,
these are a few of my favorite things.

BenPanced
02-26-2009, 01:09 AM
A preachment, dear friend
You are about to receive on John Barleycorn
Nicotine and the temptations of Eve

*ppppbbbbttt!!!*

No parkin' by the sewer sign
Hot dog, my razors broke
Water drippin' up the spout
But I dont care, let it all hang out

Hangin' from a pine tree by my knees
Sun is shinin' through the shade
Nobody knows what its all about
It's too much, man, let it all hang out

Saw a man walkin' upside down
My T.V.s on the blink
Made Galileo look like a Boy Scout
Sorry 'bout that, let it all hang out

Sleep all day, drive all night
Brain's so numb, can't stop now
For sure ain't no doubt
Keep an open mind, let it all hang out

It's rainin' inside a big brown moon
How does that mess you baby up, leg
Eatin' a Reuben sandwich with sauerkraut
Don't stop now, baby, let it all hang out

Let it all hang out
Let it all hang out
Let it all hang out

Angie
02-26-2009, 02:42 AM
whistles on morons and collars on freakshows,
idiots spinning and freaks in the geekshows,
straightjacketed creepers tied up with string,
these are a few of my favorite things.

Are you spying on me?? :eek:

KTC
02-26-2009, 02:43 AM
Are you spying on me?? :eek:


I know your strings need tightening. Does that answer the question?

scarletpeaches
02-26-2009, 02:44 AM
Are you threatening me?

I am Cornholio!

KTC
02-26-2009, 02:45 AM
Are you threatening me?

I am Cornholio!

You're so vainglorious. It actually hurts.

Pagey's_Girl
02-26-2009, 03:44 AM
Are we ourselves, and do we really know?

KTC
02-26-2009, 04:11 AM
Do you know where you're going to?
Do you like the things that life is showing you?

Komnena
02-26-2009, 04:46 AM
As long as it doesn't involve being sixteen going on seventeen.

KTC
02-26-2009, 04:47 AM
As long as it doesn't involve being sixteen going on seventeen.

Innocent as a rose
Bachelor dandies, drinkers of brandies
What do I know of those

sheadakota
02-26-2009, 04:56 AM
Spring is coming soon- right? cause you guys are skeering me.

brokenfingers
02-26-2009, 06:25 AM
For the record, I hate all those things.

KTC
02-26-2009, 06:27 AM
For the record, I hate all those things.


hater, hater, pumpkin...er. um. hater.

Matera the Mad
02-26-2009, 06:32 AM
Shal we do it in the road?

Angie
02-26-2009, 06:40 AM
Shall we do it with a toad?











Okay, I've had too much NyQuil. I'm going to bed.

TheRightEyedDeer
02-26-2009, 06:42 AM
let's do it in the road
until the pavement cracks
swallowing up all the smooshed
possums and coons and skunks
and cigarette butts

Angie
02-26-2009, 06:43 AM
let's do it in the road
until the pavement cracks
swallowing up all the smooshed
possums and coons and skunks
and cigarette butts


You forgot the toad.

smoothseas
02-26-2009, 06:44 AM
Did ya know....


T'was the Uneida Biscuit Company
put the cracker in the airtight-sanitary-package,
made the cracker barrle obselete
obselete... obselete...
wha'da'ya talk... wha'da'ya talk... wha'da'ya talk
But ya gotta know the territory...



do you know a salesman named Hill?

TheRightEyedDeer
02-26-2009, 06:47 AM
You forgot the toad.

let's do it in the road
until the pavement cracks
swallowing up all the smooshed
possums and coons and skunks
and cigarette butts and toad

There. Got the toad, too.

TheRightEyedDeer
02-26-2009, 06:49 AM
Did ya know....


T'was the Uneida Biscuit Company
put the cracker in the airtight-sanitary-package,
made the cracker barrle obselete
obselete... obselete...
wha'da'ya talk... wha'da'ya talk... wha'da'ya talk
But ya gotta know the territory...




do you know a salesman named Hill?


Hill? Was THAT his name? Let me at him 'cause I can never get those airtight-sanitary-package thingies open without the crackers flyin' all over the place.

Angie
02-26-2009, 06:52 AM
let's do it in the road
until the pavement cracks
swallowing up all the smooshed
possums and coons and skunks
and cigarette butts and toad

There. Got the toad, too.


http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/toad-1.jpg

TheRightEyedDeer
02-26-2009, 06:56 AM
Yup. That's the one.

KTC
02-26-2009, 07:22 AM
corn cob pipes
that's where it's at
just ask frosty

TheRightEyedDeer
02-26-2009, 07:26 AM
But now it seems likely
that I'm not the sickest
or most deviate person......................................In this place.................................

We need a poll. Quick!

(notice how adroitly I avoided mentioning the cornhole part?)

KTC
02-26-2009, 07:28 AM
And so its disturbing that one mentions cornhole
the rest pick up on it not so much as an eye roll
then 15 posts later I say it again,
rubbing my privates and stinking of gin.
I should be kittied, told I'm a moron
Kicked into cyber-space

But now it seems likely
that I'm not the sickest
or most deviate person......................................In this place.................................

How does the kitty play into this now?

KTC
02-26-2009, 07:30 AM
We need a poll. Quick!

(notice how adroitly I avoided mentioning the cornhole part?)


You almost made it, too.

TheRightEyedDeer
02-26-2009, 07:37 AM
*note to self: must work on that infernally recalcitrant internal editor*

Thanks SOOOO much for the nasty formatting, KTC.

TheRightEyedDeer
02-26-2009, 07:48 AM
Oh. Wait a second. Don musta been talkin' about one of those Mexican dishes.

CORNHOLÉ!

Don Allen
02-26-2009, 07:58 AM
mmmmmm. Tasty, OL'E......

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-26-2009, 05:22 PM
Um... folks... y'all know better. You're taking advantage of the fact I have to sleep sometimes.

CUT IT OUT!

KTC
02-26-2009, 05:41 PM
they started it. I was just innocently mentioning a few of my favourite things.

TheRightEyedDeer
02-26-2009, 08:50 PM
It's all Don's fault. Seriously.

(although I should have mentioned the kitties and not the ... )

Mela
02-26-2009, 09:19 PM
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feel ing sad
I simply remember my fav-or-ite things
And I go.... complete ly mad!

Komnena
02-26-2009, 10:48 PM
Oh, go cut up your perfectly good curtains into playclothes already!

BenPanced
02-26-2009, 10:57 PM
When the dog bites
I'm calling my lawyer! That dog should be on a leash! AND YOU KIDS NEED TO GET OFFA MY LAWN!

Komnena
02-26-2009, 11:14 PM
Just remember Louisa can climb with a jar full of spiders.

KTC
02-27-2009, 04:45 PM
I'm calling my lawyer! That dog should be on a leash! AND YOU KIDS NEED TO GET OFFA MY LAWN!

I was never in aisle 4.

Angie
02-27-2009, 04:46 PM
Yes you were. I have photographic evidence. I can be bought.

KTC
02-27-2009, 04:46 PM
Yes you were. I have photographic evidence. I can be bought.

and sold.