Who needs meth when the world has...

*In her best Grandpa Simpson voice*


Skittles is evil, I tells ya! Eeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvviiiiiiiiiilllllll!

I can't even think of a good reply to that except

At first glance, I thought the heading said, "Who needs MEN..."

And they're good for fixing things around the house...stick a few under the table leg, and voila! No more wobbly table...

Gehanna said:

Who needs men when the world has Skittles? LOL well, men do tend to have the same effect on me sometimes. That's for sure.

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See what I mean? Chocolate makes a girl feel good. Skittles give ya a rush. Hell, any kind of candy. So we really don't need men.

It's a little tougher to fix a wobbly table with chocolate...

Nonsense. You just fold the wrapper to the required thickness and stick it under the wobbly leg.

Well, you've gotta admit ladies, that men are at least good for holding down the couch if it ever suddenly becomes lighter than air and threatens to float to the ceiling.

astonwest said:

And they're good for fixing things around the house...stick a few under the table leg, and voila! No more wobbly table...

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And good for pulling 100 lb dogs off of ya'. Talk about shaking...

My Rott just tried attacking me! Luckily, my husband was here to get the dog off me. I'm sitting here in shock, shaking! God! I don't even want to think about what might've happened if my husband wasn't here. I'm little! Whew!

So, see! They are good to have around...sometimes! Lol..

*damn!*

Gehanna said:

sheesh. I'm glad he was there to Celeste.

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I know! Me too. This is the first since...well, I can't remember the last time I was glad to have him around. Lol..

We've had problems with the dog and aggression in the past. We thought we had it under control, trained. I guess, we don't.

The dog growled at my son, I went over to correct him, I grabbed him by the collar to put him in his crate, he went after my arm. I felt his teeth in my arm and quickly pulled away before he could sink his teeth into me, then he went at me. I yelled and my husband ran in the room and pulled the dog off me. I'm in shock. Still shaking.

Sorry to go a little off topic, but you all were talking shaking and having men around the house. Luckily, he was here. Damn!

This has nothing to do with skittles but...

As for uses for men-- Since I've been strengthening my arms with weights, I no longer need my husband to open bottles for me. However, just so he will feel needed, I pretend I can't open the bottle.

rhymegirl said:

This has nothing to do with skittles but...

As for uses for men-- Since I've been strengthening my arms with weights, I no longer need my husband to open bottles for me. However, just so he will feel needed, I pretend I can't open the bottle.

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LOL! I'm the one who opens the jars and bottles around here

OTOH, I -do- need him to change light bulbs, and get things off the top of the fridge. I'm kinda short...well, sorta. 5'6", wich really isn't all that short, but when you grew up around, married, and gave birth to people who were all much taller than you, it -feels- short. >.<

rhymegirl said:

This has nothing to do with skittles but...

As for uses for men-- Since I've been strengthening my arms with weights, I no longer need my husband to open bottles for me. However, just so he will feel needed, I pretend I can't open the bottle.

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LOL!! My ex-girlfriend used to do that too!!

She used to pretend she couldn't mow the lawn!!

See how lucky you women are! At least you can get your men to do these things.

Other than the dog incident, I could never get my husband to do anything. He was like having a third child. Our roles were reversed. He was the woman, acting all helpless and needy, and I was the one doing everything he should've been doing. So, see how lucky you are! Lol...

But..how do you get the men to stay under the table leg and not squirm around?
Cathi

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That's what god invented beer for....

Gehanna said:

Having to give an ultimatum to a man really does not sit well with me however, I had to do that very thing just the other day. It's pretty sad when things get to that point.

He attempted to alter the course of things by making gray what must be black or white. In other words, he attempted to avoid the point which was quite clearly defined so I made the choice for him.

To bad he wasn't even willing to work with me to identify possible alternatives.

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As a guy all I can say is: Huh?

That's another reason God gave men beer....

BookCoverDesigner said:

GACK!!!!!!!!!!! you've quoted my typos into permanent history..lol. I always post, then edit a minute later. It's always best to let my posts sit a minute or so before reading.

Cathi

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Done taken care of.