Describe your chinbeard

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I demand to know what it looks like.

Also, do you ever twirl your handlebar moustache in moments of supreme evil?
 

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I reserve the mustache-twirling for coming up with comebacks during interactions with my in-laws.

As for the chinbeard...that's none of your damned business. But I do stroke its velvety goodness during moments of deep thought. I'm thinking of dyeing it, actually. Perhaps blue. I mean, all the other wives in base housing give me weird looks anyway, so having a blue chinbeard wouldn't really change that...
 

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I sorta have lil curl-a-cues, like the kind in my avvi, but much, much shorter. :D. They're not showing now, though. :)
 

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Yup. Straight razor. Only way to go.

See, I'm not allowed near anything sharp, so shaving is out of the question. And I'm too much of a wimp to pluck or wax.

As a result, I've learned to embrace my chinbeard in all its glory. It's quite liberating, really, when you can learn to love your chinbeard. It's like a form of nirvana. Chinbeardvana.
 

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I'll do my very, very best ...

Your sunglasses will help. It takes the edge off of the blinding awe and wonder of our chinbeards.

Whatever you do, don't buy one of these. They're torture devices. Painless? Hah!

EEEEEK!! What kind of medieval pain-inflicter is that??? Do people really buy into the notion that it is remotely possible to - without the use of general anesthetic or serious narcotics - rip hairs out by their roots without causing pain? I mean, really?

I'll stick to my chinbeard.
 

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Here's mine. The only professional picture I've ever posed for. I think it turned out lovely, don't you?

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<< smooth as a baby's bottom.
 

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Mine is rather curly and grows at a furious rate. If I don't shave once a week, I'm afraid that everyone is going to start calling me "Sir".

Sometimes I overlook a moustache hair and it gets in my mouth. Come to think of it, I used that shtick with a male character :eek:

I swear this is all true, by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin :D