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scarletpeaches
02-20-2009, 04:46 AM
I demand to know what it looks like.

Also, do you ever twirl your handlebar moustache in moments of supreme evil?

thethinker42
02-20-2009, 04:48 AM
I reserve the mustache-twirling for coming up with comebacks during interactions with my in-laws.

As for the chinbeard...that's none of your damned business. But I do stroke its velvety goodness during moments of deep thought. I'm thinking of dyeing it, actually. Perhaps blue. I mean, all the other wives in base housing give me weird looks anyway, so having a blue chinbeard wouldn't really change that...

writerterri
02-20-2009, 04:59 AM
Prickly and annoying. Sorta like Shagy on Scoobydo. Time for a pluckin'.

Susie
02-20-2009, 05:10 AM
I sorta have lil curl-a-cues, like the kind in my avvi, but much, much shorter. :D. They're not showing now, though. :)

writerterri
02-20-2009, 05:15 AM
:roll:

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-20-2009, 05:16 AM
:Wha:

writerterri
02-20-2009, 05:20 AM
:Wha:


So, then you shave?

Death Wizard
02-20-2009, 05:37 AM
This makes me dizzy, and I don't even know why.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-20-2009, 05:38 AM
So, then you shave?

Yup. Straight razor. Only way to go.

thethinker42
02-20-2009, 05:41 AM
Yup. Straight razor. Only way to go.

See, I'm not allowed near anything sharp, so shaving is out of the question. And I'm too much of a wimp to pluck or wax.

As a result, I've learned to embrace my chinbeard in all its glory. It's quite liberating, really, when you can learn to love your chinbeard. It's like a form of nirvana. Chinbeardvana.

thethinker42
02-20-2009, 05:42 AM
This makes me dizzy, and I don't even know why.

The power and glory of the almighty chinbeard is overwhelming the first couple of times. You'll get used to it.

Susie
02-20-2009, 05:46 AM
Seems to me there are more gals than guys on this thread. That's not good, iz it? :D

thethinker42
02-20-2009, 05:51 AM
Seems to me there are more gals than guys on this thread. That's not good, iz it? :D

Maybe the boys are just shy. :D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-20-2009, 05:54 AM
Whatever you do, don't buy one of these. (http://www.amazon.com/Emjoi-AP-9T-Tweeze-Tweezer/dp/B0007CXQUW/ref=cm_cr_pr_sims_i) They're torture devices. Painless? Hah!

Death Wizard
02-20-2009, 05:56 AM
The power and glory of the almighty chinbeard is overwhelming the first couple of times. You'll get used to it.

I'll do my very, very best ...

thethinker42
02-20-2009, 05:59 AM
I'll do my very, very best ...

Your sunglasses will help. It takes the edge off of the blinding awe and wonder of our chinbeards.


Whatever you do, don't buy one of these. (http://www.amazon.com/Emjoi-AP-9T-Tweeze-Tweezer/dp/B0007CXQUW/ref=cm_cr_pr_sims_i) They're torture devices. Painless? Hah!

EEEEEK!! What kind of medieval pain-inflicter is that??? Do people really buy into the notion that it is remotely possible to - without the use of general anesthetic or serious narcotics - rip hairs out by their roots without causing pain? I mean, really?

I'll stick to my chinbeard.

William Haskins
02-20-2009, 06:01 AM
goatee. quarter inch. salt and pepper.

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32010&page=16

i'm the one on the bottom right.

thethinker42
02-20-2009, 06:02 AM
goatee. quarter inch. salt and pepper.

So you look like NeuroFizz?

Angie
02-20-2009, 06:07 AM
Here's mine. The only professional picture I've ever posed for. I think it turned out lovely, don't you?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/office23/BLOG07/0ctober07/BeardedLady.jpg

writerterri
02-20-2009, 06:09 AM
Whatever you do, don't buy one of these. (http://www.amazon.com/Emjoi-AP-9T-Tweeze-Tweezer/dp/B0007CXQUW/ref=cm_cr_pr_sims_i) They're torture devices. Painless? Hah!


Oh, that's from the Devil himself.

KTC
02-20-2009, 06:10 AM
<< smooth as a baby's bottom.

thethinker42
02-20-2009, 06:12 AM
<< smooth as a baby's bottom.

It's okay. We can't all be chinbeardly perfect.

writerterri
02-20-2009, 06:15 AM
Here's mine. The only professional picture I've ever posed for. I think it turned out lovely, don't you?



:roll:

My Nana had a fine beard. RIP, Nana girl! No need to pass it down to me.


And William I didn't see you.

Williebee
02-20-2009, 06:28 AM
Red, long, curly, manly, and not at all like a dwarf.

Matera the Mad
02-20-2009, 07:51 AM
Mine is rather curly and grows at a furious rate. If I don't shave once a week, I'm afraid that everyone is going to start calling me "Sir".

Sometimes I overlook a moustache hair and it gets in my mouth. Come to think of it, I used that shtick with a male character :o

I swear this is all true, by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin :D

Haggis
02-20-2009, 08:02 AM
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customprofilepics/profilepic4725_2.gif

BenPanced
02-20-2009, 08:59 AM
I've actually tried growing a donut-duster like Jamie on Mythbusters has, but the natural curl in my hair apparently applies to the mustache, as well. Too many hairs curling up into my nostrils to be comfortable. I also tried growing a handlebar mustache but I didn't like the feel of the wax and had to wash it out after five minutes (yeah, mustache wax is still around).

DL Hegel
02-20-2009, 11:02 AM
Does a koolaid mustache count?

Phoebe H
02-20-2009, 11:55 AM
Sorry, my face is smooth and hairfree. And it only took 30 months of weekly electrolysis to get there. In convenient two hour sessions.

Electrolysis -- The Most Fun You Can Have with Heated Needles and Electricity!!

scarletpeaches
02-20-2009, 02:10 PM
I love the fact you're all embracing your inner chinbeard (except for Phoebe H;)).

Or, in the case of thethinker42, her outer chinbeard as well. :D

Samantha's_Song
02-20-2009, 02:30 PM
I get stiff little white hairs on my chin, but as soon as I can feel them with my fingertips, I pluck them out with a pair ot tweezers. I don't pluck out the other white hairs I've got at my age though, it'd be a bit sensitive :D

Wayne K
02-20-2009, 02:40 PM
I had a hard time stepping in here because I didn't know what a chin beard was. I was hoping for a more interesting answer than "The beard on you chin"

That aside, I'm hairless though I despise shaving. Why can't a man's face go bald?

DaddyCat
02-20-2009, 03:05 PM
The last time I grew a full beard, it came in blond, brown, black and red. Apparently I'm a calico cat.

thethinker42
02-20-2009, 03:59 PM
I love the fact you're all embracing your inner chinbeard (except for Phoebe H).
Or, in the case of thethinker42, her outer chinbeard as well. :D

You should do the same. Yours is bigger, after all.

James81
02-20-2009, 06:27 PM
Ha ha...I keep a goatee and keep it pretty well trimmed all the time.

No Abe Lincoln shit here.

Perks
02-21-2009, 01:07 AM
Mine's blessedly patchy.

williemeikle
02-21-2009, 01:10 AM
I demand to know what it looks like.

Also, do you ever twirl your handlebar moustache in moments of supreme evil?

http://www.williammeikle.com/me.jpg

I've had a beard for over 30 years now, and only shaved it off completely once, then immediately started growing it again. Sometimes it's a full beard, other times, like now, I shave the sides down to let some air at my cheeks :) It used to be sleek and black but now is almost all gray.

Devil Ledbetter
02-21-2009, 01:31 AM
Oh, that's from the Devil himself.I get blamed for everything.

I would never invent that. Can't you see I LOVE beards?

williemeikle
02-21-2009, 02:05 AM
I aspire to some of these :)

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/