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MacAllister
02-19-2009, 10:33 PM
With Rolling Thunder needing a vacation to actually write, it occurred to me that we really could use another super to help out, as the boards are still growing ever larger and more varied.

Congratulations, Soccer Mom.

Let the boards tremble at her approach...

Soccer Mom
02-19-2009, 10:35 PM
:e2cry:

cray
02-19-2009, 10:35 PM
*checks the archives for anything horrible that i've done to soccermom*

i'm clean.




CONGRATS, SM!!

Cranky
02-19-2009, 10:37 PM
Haha! Congrats, SM! :D

Mel
02-19-2009, 10:38 PM
Congratulations, SM! Did this jump in power occur while you were asleep?

Susie
02-19-2009, 10:38 PM
Way cool and congrats, SoccerMom! This calls for :Cake:! Here's a poem for you:

News Flash:

Roses are red
Violets are keen.
SoccerMom makes
The Super Mod. scene!

Yay!

MacAllister
02-19-2009, 10:40 PM
Congratulations, SM! Did this jump in power occur while you were asleep?She did one too many helpful thing, voluntarily.

BenPanced
02-19-2009, 10:42 PM
Oh, thank ghod, it's not me...

2old2pb
02-19-2009, 10:43 PM
Congrats and good luck!

Bubastes
02-19-2009, 10:43 PM
Oh dear, I iz skeered now! :cowers:

Mel
02-19-2009, 10:48 PM
She did one too many helpful thing, voluntarily.


Ah, caught in the act!
:roll:

darkprincealain
02-19-2009, 10:52 PM
Congrats SM!

MsK
02-19-2009, 10:52 PM
Congratulations, SM! I'll be no trouble for you, I promise. :)

writerterri
02-19-2009, 10:52 PM
It's good to know people in high places. :D


Congrats!

Williebee
02-19-2009, 10:54 PM
Oh thank goodness!

At least all that kissing up won't go to waste.

Hello? um.. hello?

NeuroFizz
02-19-2009, 10:57 PM
Excellent choice, Mac.


Congrats, SM.

quickWit
02-19-2009, 11:01 PM
That'll teach you to miss Mod meetings, SM.


Oh, and congratulations. :)

smoothseas
02-19-2009, 11:02 PM
:snoopy::snoopy::snoopy: Mazel tov!!! :snoopy::snoopy::snoopy:

Soccer Mom
02-19-2009, 11:14 PM
Thanks all. That means Mom Cat is on the job and watching all you troublemakers. Don't make me give you the Mom Look and we can all have cookies and milk and cartoons in peace, love, and joy!

Don't make me come back there!

writerterri
02-19-2009, 11:37 PM
Thanks all. That means Mom Cat is on the job and watching all you troublemakers. Don't make me give you the Mom Look and we can all have cookies and milk and cartoons in peace, love, and joy!

Don't make me come back there!


So, what'd you do to get locked in like that? :D

Seaclusion
02-19-2009, 11:40 PM
I'm in serious trouble now.

Congrats SM

Richard

KTC
02-19-2009, 11:42 PM
First off, we all know Roiling Blunder isn't actually a writer. He is rather a merciless heckler of certain initialled members here at AW. And, secondly...we all knew his breakdown was immenent. No surprise there!



Congratulations to the wonderful SOCCER MOM! HURRAY! (new nickname is forthcoming)

In all honesty...RB, I wish you the best of success in your writing. Now go get some bones down on paper and leave the poor initialled bastids alone. GOOD LUCK!

Cabria
02-19-2009, 11:44 PM
Cool! Congrats SM!

Deb :)

CaroGirl
02-19-2009, 11:45 PM
Congratulations Soccer Mom! I promise to be a good little poster. The poster child of posters, if you will. :)

regdog
02-19-2009, 11:47 PM
Congrats SoccerMom.

robeiae
02-19-2009, 11:51 PM
I assume this means Haggis will be banned in short order?

Ken
02-19-2009, 11:53 PM
congrats SoccerMom :-)

Note to MacAllister: OFG would make an excellent supermod, too, if you're looking for another victim in the near.

TheRightEyedDeer
02-19-2009, 11:59 PM
Glad to hear of your promotion, Soccer Mom. Now, what can I bring you? Caramel macchiatto, champagne, tequila?

regdog
02-19-2009, 11:59 PM
I assume this means Haggis will be banned in short order?

He'd get my vote. I wonder why he didn't get the nod. That rabies scare was a long time ago

StoryG27
02-20-2009, 12:01 AM
Congrats Soccer Mom! Or, condolences. . .I never know which is appropriate. :D

moth
02-20-2009, 12:05 AM
Congrats Soccer Mom! :D:hooray:

Inky
02-20-2009, 12:08 AM
*laughs arse off...spins quickly, picks up remnants of said arse*
Pooper scooper laws apply to these types of situations as well, just so ye' ken.

Congrats!
I received my very first rep point from you--years ago.
Uh hem: you thought my comparison of an agent who likes your work to the seagulls on Nemo very funny, as I had mimicked the agent by saying: mine, mine...mine, mine, mine...

What?
It was the wine?
Figured as much.

Anyhoo, totally rocks that your the new SuperNanny...er...SuperMod.



pssst: Cray piddles in the corner when you give him time out.

Jersey Chick
02-20-2009, 12:14 AM
Yay! A new meaning for SM! Woo! :hooray:

CACTUSWENDY
02-20-2009, 12:22 AM
Super duper news. Congratz.....(keeps hidding out....)

NeuroFizz
02-20-2009, 12:44 AM
pssst: Cray piddles in the corner when you give him time out.
C'mon. He's just marking the territory.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-20-2009, 12:50 AM
congrats SoccerMom :-)

Note to MacAllister: OFG would make an excellent supermod, too, if you're looking for another victim in the near.

Dammit, Ken!!!! Just when I thought it was safe to come out and you go spouting this crap! Hush!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-20-2009, 12:53 AM
Oh! And congrats, Mom!!! :D

stormie
02-20-2009, 12:58 AM
I love celebrating--congrats, SM!

David Conner
02-20-2009, 01:01 AM
Congratulations SoccerMom!

I still have the receipt for my campaign contribution;)

tjwriter
02-20-2009, 01:05 AM
Way to go! (Translates to: I'm so, so sorry.)

Now you get to corral all the beasts.

Fenika
02-20-2009, 01:08 AM
Alright, keep me posted when the shmooing begins!

Ken
02-20-2009, 02:12 AM
Dammit, Ken!!!! Just when I thought it was safe to come out and you go spouting this crap! Hush!

...my lips are sealed :Ssh:
(now to do some clandestine campaigning for OFG via reps ;-)

Fenika
02-20-2009, 02:37 AM
*snickers*

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-20-2009, 02:51 AM
...my lips are sealed :Ssh:
(now to do some clandestine campaigning for OFG via reps ;-)

Paybacks, Ken. Paybacks.

Just sayin'.

Pat~
02-20-2009, 04:49 AM
Hooray! A SuperMod with the initials to match! Congrats, SM!

Silver King
02-20-2009, 05:29 AM
What's really scary is that now Soccer has the power to change all of our avatars to LOLCATS!!!

Good thing for me she likes fish. :D

benbradley
02-20-2009, 05:32 AM
Congrats, Soccer Mom, I'm sure you'll do Jest Phine and be Perfekly Fare!

Reads up on Lime LOLcat Logic...

KTC
02-20-2009, 06:01 AM
After some intense investigation, I have finally found out what Soccer Mom has become. It was not easy.

http://th04.deviantart.com/fs19/300W/f/2007/267/2/f/MODS_DANCE_by_CAOCOMICS.jpg

poetinahat
02-20-2009, 06:04 AM
Excellent. The Leo/Virgo Cusp People are taking over.

What that means, I have no idea - but congratulations, Birthday Twin. :D

jvc
02-20-2009, 06:08 AM
A big congrats, SM :D

KTC
02-20-2009, 06:09 AM
Excellent. The Leo/Virgo Cusp People are taking over.

What that means, I have no idea - but congratulations, Birthday Twin. :D


I'm a virgo. Alas, I'm not on the cusp. My day will come. Mark my words. Virgins are people too!!!!

Haggis
02-20-2009, 06:15 AM
:e2cry:

:D

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::r oll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::R OFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROF L::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL: :ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

Congrats, Soccer Mom. And great choice, Mac. Once she gets over the shock, I'm sure she'll be itching to try out her trigger finger on the bannation button. :)


I assume this means Haggis will be banned in short order?

:e2cry:

poetinahat
02-20-2009, 06:16 AM
I'm a virgo. Alas, I'm not on the cusp. My day will come. Mark my words. Virgins are people too!!!!
When I was about ten, I learned that Virgo was symbolised by a Virgin. I immediately told my parents I was reclassifying myself as a Leo.

I didn't know what "virgin" meant, but I was pretty sure it wasn't a good thing to be.

I think the confusion stemmed from "The Hustle" and Ohio Players album covers.

Yes, Kevin, your -- OUR -- day will come!*


*: please infer your own har-har innuendo here.

Soccer Mom
02-20-2009, 06:18 AM
Thanks all. I'm still a bit woozy from the ride. Super Birthday Twin Powers Activate!

jvc
02-20-2009, 06:19 AM
Hey, I'm a virgo. Although I'm not sure that helps your cause :D

poetinahat
02-20-2009, 06:20 AM
Thanks all. I'm still a bit woozy from the ride. Super Birthday Twin Powers Activate!
You'll feel MUCH better after your first bannination. :e2teeth:

Haggis
02-20-2009, 06:23 AM
You'll feel MUCH better after your first bannination. :e2teeth:

:gone:

Soccer Mom
02-20-2009, 06:33 AM
Oh where have all the good trolls gone? I have no one to banninnate!

Jo
02-20-2009, 06:35 AM
Commiserations Congrats, Super Soccer Mod Mom! :Hug2:

jvc
02-20-2009, 06:36 AM
Oh where have all the good trolls gone? I have no one to banninnate!
If you're taking suggestions, I have a list I can email you :D

Haggis
02-20-2009, 06:37 AM
Oh where have all the good trolls gone? I have no one to banninnate!

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar8931_158.gif

Alan Yee
02-20-2009, 06:44 AM
Congratulations/condolences, Soccer Mom!

benbradley
02-20-2009, 07:44 AM
Oops, I already make my first mistake, it's LEMON LOLcat Logic. I was confusing Soccer Mom's avatar with Siddow's. All these cats with hats.

Jean Marie
02-20-2009, 08:40 AM
I assume this means Haggis will be banned in short order?
Never happen. It's the job of the new mods to walk him; what else is there for them to do.


He'd get my vote. I wonder why he didn't get the nod. That rabies scare was a long time ago
It's the now and then fleas; they make Mac itch.



Anyhoo, totally rocks that your the new SuperNanny...er...SuperMod.
pssst: Cray piddles in the corner when you give him time out.
SuperNanny's correct. And Cray's not exactly piddling, he's trying to keep up w/ marking/messaging w/ Haggis.


Dammit, Ken!!!! Just when I thought it was safe to come out and you go spouting this crap! Hush!
Don't mention crap, you'll give Cray and Haggis more ideas. It's bad enough they're peeing all over the damned place.


What's really scary is that now Soccer has the power to change all of our avatars to LOLCATS!!!

Good thing for me she likes fish. :D
Dude, cats eat fish.


When I was about ten, I learned that Virgo was symbolised by a Virgin. I immediately told my parents I was reclassifying myself as a Leo.

I didn't know what "virgin" meant, but I was pretty sure it wasn't a good thing to be.

I think the confusion stemmed from "The Hustle" and Ohio Players album covers.

Yes, Kevin, your -- OUR -- day will come!*


*: please infer your own har-har innuendo here.
Bet you weren't one long, though...virgin, I mean...did I just write that...


http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar8931_158.gif
Oh Lord, is that RT's avatar come back to haunt us? Or, is he excited about someone becoming supermodded.

Why is everyone calling her S&M?

Weird.

Meow.

Go Soccer :D

Monkey
02-20-2009, 08:56 AM
Good choice, Mac!


Poor Soccer Mom. Couldn't have happened to a nicer person... :D

Cassiopeia
02-20-2009, 09:01 AM
Oh where have all the good trolls gone? I have no one to banninnate!Congratulations! :)

louisgodwin
02-20-2009, 09:44 AM
Congrats, Soccer Mom!


Just don't expect me to behave. I've never been good at that. :D

Joe270
02-20-2009, 11:32 AM
Congrats, Soccer Mom. Finally, a supermod who won't turn my avatar into something odd. Whew.

John Paton
02-20-2009, 11:47 AM
well done SM

Now if you can team up with someone called BD then we could all have a bit of fun !!

J/K you will be great ;)

Bmwhtly
02-20-2009, 12:43 PM
Congratufabulations!!
With Rolling Thunder needing a vacation to actually writeI'm sure he'll be back in 6-8 months (pending Parole)

Kateri
02-20-2009, 02:48 PM
Congratulations, Soccer Mum, an awesome achievement.

Wayne K
02-20-2009, 04:27 PM
Virgins are people too!!!!
Not at 5a.m. in a bar they're not.

Mr Flibble
02-20-2009, 04:31 PM
Ooh I get to use this lolcat again :D

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n83/spinynorman_2006/ohnoesmomi128393752486093750.jpg

Inky
02-20-2009, 06:44 PM
Not at 5a.m. in a bar they're not.
You lurkin' the Cabaret again?

http://weblogs.hitwise.com/robin-goad/lolcats.png

Bmwhtly
02-20-2009, 07:47 PM
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8571/bussa2.jpg

awatkins
02-20-2009, 08:03 PM
:thankyou: <----- Soccer Mom


:Hail: <----- Me

Congrats! :D

brad_b
02-20-2009, 08:48 PM
Confabulous news, Soccer Mom, It seems so long ago when you dropped by the catacombs to welcome me as a newbie and had JC give me coffee -


Now, JC. Gotta be nice to the deranged lost newbs. Make him some of your special coffee.

I'm not sure what was in the coffee but everything was so dazzling pretty after that first cup...


... I still cherish the picture of you later that night as you set out on a secret mission in disguise...

http://i400.photobucket.com/albums/pp81/knight122/pineapplehelmetkitty.jpg

... I'm sure you'll use your new Super Powers for only good and forgive a lonely spelunker if he ever strays...

*the check is in the mail*

Angie
02-20-2009, 09:46 PM
Congratulations! :D

robeiae
02-20-2009, 10:05 PM
Why hasn't Haggis been banned, yet?

Haggis
02-20-2009, 10:25 PM
Why hasn't Haggis been banned, yet?

Dingo bigot.

robeiae
02-20-2009, 10:30 PM
Wingo migot.

Haggis
02-20-2009, 10:31 PM
Wingo migot.

I don't speak French.

robeiae
02-20-2009, 10:32 PM
That's good, because you smell Lousy.

Haggis
02-20-2009, 10:33 PM
Why do I even bother trying to reason with a fruit pie?

Inky
02-20-2009, 10:37 PM
The same reason why we all converse with a dingo...

robeiae
02-20-2009, 10:39 PM
The dingo got my baby.

Haggis
02-20-2009, 10:40 PM
The dingo got my baby.

Be a man. Get over it. Go out and make another one.


The same reason why we all converse with a dingo...

Hot avatar, there, Inkers.

Angie
02-20-2009, 10:43 PM
Hot avatar, there, Inkers.

Those look like very young puppies. Sicko.

robeiae
02-20-2009, 10:47 PM
Be a man. Get over it. Go out and make another one.How do I do that?

Like this:
Hot avatar, there, Inkers.?

:rolleyes:

Inky
02-20-2009, 10:52 PM
Hot avatar, there, Inkers.


Those look like very young puppies. Sicko.

Yeah, Haggis is on America's Most Kenneled.

Why?

Puppyphiler.

Haggis
02-20-2009, 10:53 PM
Those look like very young puppies. Sicko.

You add their ages together and they're perfectly legal.

KTC
02-20-2009, 10:53 PM
**injects Chuck Norris into thread**

cray
02-20-2009, 10:54 PM
*eats chuck norris for lunch*

robeiae
02-20-2009, 10:55 PM
*dumps bucket of maple syrup over KTC's head*

Inky
02-20-2009, 10:55 PM
*injects Jackie Chan to beat UP Chuck Norris*


:e2tongue:

Haggis
02-20-2009, 10:55 PM
*slaps him across the face with a beaver tail*

robeiae
02-20-2009, 10:55 PM
*burps Cray*

cray
02-20-2009, 10:56 PM
*slaps him across the face with a beaver tail*


*reports post*

Inky
02-20-2009, 10:57 PM
*calls Klingons*

robeiae
02-20-2009, 10:57 PM
*spanks Inky*















What? I'm bored.

KTC
02-20-2009, 10:59 PM
the rumors of my affection for you all have been greatly exaggerated.

cray
02-20-2009, 10:59 PM
*loads inky's puppies into a pillow case and uses it to beat people*

Soccer Mom
02-20-2009, 10:59 PM
:flees thread:

Inky
02-20-2009, 11:00 PM
May the force be with you



what?
WHAT?

I'm being spanked here!

KTC
02-20-2009, 11:01 PM
fleas in the thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


**runs screaming**

cray
02-20-2009, 11:01 PM
*flea bombs thread*

robeiae
02-20-2009, 11:01 PM
:flees thread:
No, no, no.

You're supposed to BAN HAGGIS.

Inky
02-20-2009, 11:02 PM
*loads inky's puppies into a pillow case and uses it to beat people*
BAN HIM!

robeiae
02-20-2009, 11:03 PM
*flea bombs thread*
Would you, could you in a box, sir? Would you, could you Mr. Knox, sir?

cray
02-20-2009, 11:03 PM
BAN HIM!


huh??
i generally use cats but i can't be the only one who has done this????

Inky
02-20-2009, 11:04 PM
*loads inky's puppies into a pillow case and uses it to beat people*


Would you, could you in a box, sir? Would you, could you Mr. Knox, sir?
I would, I could, in my head. I would, I could, or so you said.

cray
02-20-2009, 11:05 PM
i would not, could not in a box.
and certainly not with mr. knox.

Inky
02-20-2009, 11:06 PM
huh??
i generally use cats but i can't be the only one who has done this????
*snatches pillowcase of pups...hands Cray pillowcase of Rob-Cherries*

robeiae
02-20-2009, 11:07 PM
Has anyone else noticed how quickly this thread fell apart, once Haggis reared his ugly head?

cray
02-20-2009, 11:09 PM
yes

i noticed.

Inky
02-20-2009, 11:09 PM
we fed him peanut butter....

brad_b
02-20-2009, 11:23 PM
I have to admit, this last run of cornflabulation made me tired...

I see things are normal here, so I'll mosey elsewhere.... :Wha:

quickWit
02-20-2009, 11:32 PM
yes

that's what she said.

Angie
02-21-2009, 12:24 AM
the rumors of my affection for you all have been greatly exaggerated.

Except, of course, for me. Right? Right??

<bribery>http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/CupofCoffee.jpg</bribery>


fleas in the thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


**runs screaming**

Hello? KTC?? Haggis is in the thread, and you thought it would be flea-free?


*flea bombs thread*

*regular-bombs thread*

Soccer Mom
02-21-2009, 01:37 AM
Coffee! :heart: :heart: :heart:

KTC
02-21-2009, 02:42 AM
Coffee! :heart: :heart: :heart:

Listen here, Lady-O. You may be a mod of superiority, or what not, but any coffee 'round this here thread's for yours truly. Getcher hands off my prize.

jst5150
02-21-2009, 02:48 AM
Congrats, Soccer Mom!

Little Red Barn
02-21-2009, 02:56 AM
Big congrats SM!!!

Angie
02-21-2009, 05:05 AM
Coffee! :heart: :heart: :heart:


Listen here, Lady-O. You may be a mod of superiority, or what not, but any coffee 'round this here thread's for yours truly. Getcher hands off my prize.

I have plenty of coffee to go around.

SM, your very own cup has been delivered via rep. ;)

Calla Lily
02-21-2009, 05:21 AM
Yay, Soccer Mom!

Jean Marie
02-21-2009, 05:32 AM
Big congrats SM!!!
Again w/ the S&M...


we fed him peanut butter....
Then, either Haggis is dead or he needs to be taken out, or his litter box needs to be changed.

Regardless, not my job...it's up to S&M, the newly minted supermod.

Silver King
02-21-2009, 05:49 AM
I have plenty of coffee to ground.
Angie, I think it's supposed to be "grind."

Now it's off to the Grammar forum with you! :D

Jean Marie
02-21-2009, 05:56 AM
who changed the thread title :ROFL:

Much more accurate, imo...

Angie
02-21-2009, 06:15 AM
Angie, I think it's supposed to be "grind."

Now it's off to the Grammar forum with you! :D

You actually made me go back and look to see if I'd really typed that. :ROFL:

Soccer Mom
02-21-2009, 06:32 AM
Hah! I was already Supermom! :D

Silver King
02-21-2009, 07:05 AM
Hah! I was already Supermom! :D
Short for Supermomerator. :Thumbs:

MacAllister
02-21-2009, 08:25 AM
You people are awfully silly, sometimes.

Jean Marie
02-21-2009, 08:39 AM
You people are awfully silly, sometimes.
Includes you, Head Mother.

Ok, that does sound weird, but I've a feeling it may catch on...

Inky
02-21-2009, 03:53 PM
Listen here, Lady-O. You may be a mod of superiority, or what not, but any coffee 'round this here thread's for yours truly. Getcher hands off my prize.
Translation: he needs a cup of Joe to dip his BeaverTail into...some madness they sell up in Canada...SWEAR!!










*wonders if will be able to keep straight face when ordering BeaverTail*

Wayne K
02-21-2009, 04:39 PM
This, right on the heels of the SuperMod announcement? It's all happeneing so fast.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-21-2009, 05:02 PM
I've been saving this one for sooooooo long.

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2009/02/funny-pictures-cat-dresses-as-hello-kitty-by-day.jpg

Inky
02-21-2009, 05:57 PM
http://lolcat.com/images/lolcats/316.jpg

Inky
02-21-2009, 05:58 PM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/28/iwuzcurious128512141127812500.jpg

Greenwolf103
02-21-2009, 08:19 PM
Congrats, Soccer Mom! It couldn't happen to a better Mo(d)m. ;)

mscelina
02-21-2009, 11:14 PM
*stares blankly at the title*

Oh...um...

*snickers*

erm....ah....

*guffaws*

C.bronco
02-22-2009, 08:48 AM
Socker Mom Rulez!

Magdalen
02-22-2009, 08:50 AM
Congrats SuperSoccerModMom. May we never meet in the PM.

Rolling Thunder
02-26-2009, 02:54 AM
Yay, SoccerMom! Another new mean SuperMods!

Now everyone will see just how nice I really am. :D

Soccer Mom
02-26-2009, 06:25 AM
Hah. I will be the beloved and benevolent Super the peeps run to for succor from your twisty ways. Be warned people! ThunderCat is back!

brad_b
02-26-2009, 08:44 AM
You people are awfully silly, sometimes.

Sometimes???

Medievalist
02-26-2009, 08:55 AM
You people are awfully silly, sometimes.

Mom????

regdog
02-26-2009, 05:11 PM
Yay, SoccerMom! Another new mean SuperMods!

Now everyone will see just how nice I really am. :D


Suuurree you are.

Welcome back