I'm confused. (stop laughing!) I need the male sorts in here.

My doctor thinks I flirted with him, I think. I'm married to start with (harmless flirting isn't bad in my book) but for goodness sake, I wasn't flirting! He said to me that he wants me to not eat anymore sugar. Now, I'm a smiley person when I talk to people, but his shorts weren't on my mind when I asked him if I could have honey instead. He said, the kind bees make? I said yes. He looked confused and sort of answered yes. We parted for a few minutes and I asked again just to be sure, "So, did I get a clearance for honey?" The nurse said, "you're something else" smiling (probably over my pursuance of sugar). The doctor, backing away to the hall way said, "no thanks, I'm married".

What?

I'm confused. Could someone else please explain the male mind to me?

Thanks!

Okay, now you can laugh.

Silver King said:

Geez, that guy's a dope. I wouldn't trust him to walk my dog, let alone render medical opinions. His nurse doesn't sound all that bright either.

If I were you, I'd find a doctor who acts like an adult, or at least thinks like one.

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See, I feel uncomfortable going back in there. I really think he thought I was flirting with him. Why else would he say that? I sent him a fax telling him I was confused about his comment. I want to see if he clears it up on his end.

poetinahat said:

Yup. It's a REAL stretch to turn what you said into a proposition. He flatters himself.

If I'm betting, I say the doctor and the nurse have got it goin' on already.

(In many cases, the male mind works just fine without needing to engage the mouth.)

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You know, poet, I thought the nurse and him were on the same page but not as me. She said it first then he followed with his comment. Perhaps he thought the nurse picked up on my so called flirting and gave him the go to say, "no thanks, I'm married".

He was flattering himself wasn't he!

KTC said:

You sent him a FAX about it! Oh, Werri...you should have called him or went in to see him. Everybody sees faxes, girl.

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Well, he had the gonads to say it in a room full of people he works with, which is why I sent the fax. The same people who heard him say it will now see my comment. It's how I planned it. Now they know why he said that.

See there. I'm shmart.

poetinahat said:

If you say, "I'm confused", he might still think you're coming onto him.

Just tell him -- he's dreamin'. He's insulted you.

Wait... that last comment was in the open -- in front of the nurse! Why would he think you'd make a play out in the open, let alone at all?

What a dill he is. He doesn't need asking -- he needs telling. He's messed with your head, and he's well out of line.

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Too late. I already said it.

You're dreamin' Mr. Dr. Man! How dare you insult me!

He did mess with my head. And to come back with a comment like that in front of his workers is out of line. Even if I was flirting. He shouldn't have said that.

rhymegirl said:

Men are weird.

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Oh, man!

insert one in mine too, ryme