What do you do when...

Raid the cabinets for anything chocolate?

If it were me, I'd walk, drive or ride a bike to the nearest convenience store and buy two. (Just in case one isn't enough.)

Write a short story about a girl dying from brownie poisoning...this might cure your craving.

Doesn't one of the pizza places in your area have a brownie type of dessert thingie?

Heck yeah, I'd pay twenty bucks for a brownie dessert thingie! It got me pizza for breakfast, didn't it?

eat some grapes.

I'm not big into desserts, but I know how you feel. Sometimes I get the craving for a warm, gooey brownie topped with Blue Bell vanilla ice cream. When I look at myself naked in the mirror, my craving usually passes.

I never did like brownies.

I feel ya kid. I don't keep sweets around the house anymore and I miss them. Put your hand between me and a brownie at the wrong time and you'll be pulling back a bloody stump. Distract yourself with something entertaining. Read SP's blog, that distracts me from the world pretty well. Read people's profiles and track their posts, cyber stalk the good ones. If that doesn't work go ravage the husband, and afterward tell him he owes me one. He can mail me a box of brownies if he wants. I share so it's win-win for you.

jennifer75 said:

you really want, no, you really NEED a brownie, and have no way at all of getting one. Hmmm?

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Here's one for ya...

I had a wicked hankering for a brownie, and my husband happened to be at the commissary. I called him and asked him to pick one up for me. 'Cause he's such a sweetie and does such things.

So he did.

He brought it home.

I unwrapped it, thinking "ZOMG BROWNIE NOM NOM NOM"...and saw the telltale light spot...

A walnut.

A freaking walnut.

I'm allergic to walnuts.

The only thing worse than NOT having the brownie you crave is having said brownie IN YOUR FREAKING HAND and not being able to eat it.

Son. Of. A. Bitch.

Wayne K said:

Distract yourself with something entertaining. Read SP's blog, that distracts me from the world pretty well.

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AMEN!! Her blog is always good for some serious distraction, even from something as powerful as a Class 5 chocolate craving.

Especially now that I have posting privileges on said blog...

thethinker42 said:

Especially now that I have posting privileges on said blog...

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Is that you? Looking forward to it.

Mmmmm...brownies.

Jennifer, you're such a dork.

Definitely go get some, jenn. For me too, k. When one has a need for brownies, nothing (And I know first-hand) will fulfill it. Much good luck. Here's in the meantime.