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Beach Bunny
02-15-2009, 03:15 AM
I saw this on msn:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29192339/

The article is rather long, but very interesting.



WASHINGTON - Okay, so: kissing. Here's what we know.
It has major evolutionary advantage. Only the hottest and highest species do it.
Yet among current humans, the future of kissing seems an open question. In our liberated era, have we become so quick to get past the kiss and further into lovemaking that we have devalued the icons, wisdoms and traditions of the ancestors? Have we diminished the meaning and memory of the lingering smooch, the languid summers of interlabial osculation spit-swapping lip-lock?
If so, this is a horrifying situation. It must be stopped. Kissers of the world, unite.


:D

Pagey's_Girl
02-15-2009, 03:30 AM
Now if I could just find the right cohort, I'd be more than happy to revive the lost art of smooching. :D

Beach Bunny
02-15-2009, 03:32 AM
Me, too. Until then, I'll have to settle for virtual smooches. :D

DL Hegel
02-15-2009, 04:22 AM
you are both real cute:)
...i know this is sad news--but I ain't smooching you;)

Any volunteers?

Semi--anyone?

Leukman
02-15-2009, 06:20 AM
Given the company, I will, in fact, volunteer.

But I have conditions:

1. No oreo eating. While this may be acceptable practice for the waiting room of the dentist’s office, I'll have no oreo sludge swapping please.

2. No semi-permanent lip coloration chemical stuff that transfers magically then won't come off. Can't figure that crap out.

3. This had to be a group effort. Kinda like a group hug? All in at once or nothing.

*winks*

4. I will sit in this chair here, and you three need to be on your knees. Surrounding me as such. This will accomplish two things - for one, I'll have the uphill advantage in the event I should need to flee; and two...well, there really isn't a two, I just like the idea of having three women on their knees wagging tongues. :D







eta: yes, I have a warped mind. Deal with it.

DL Hegel
02-15-2009, 06:36 AM
Given the company, I will, in fact, volunteer.

But I have conditions:

1. No oreo eating. While this may be acceptable practice for the waiting room of the dentistís office, I'll have no oreo sludge swapping please.
hey --I love Oreos!

2. No semi-permanent lip coloration chemical stuff that transfers magically then won't come off. Can't figure that crap out.
how about permanent lip color or a koolaid mustache?

3. This had to be a group effort. Kinda like a group hug? All in at once or nothing.
yeah right


*winks*

4. I will sit in this chair here, and you three need to be on your knees.
Surrounding me as such. This will accomplish two things - for one, I'll have the uphill advantage in the event I should need to flee; and two...well, there really isn't a two, I just like the idea of having three women on their knees wagging
tongues. :D
oh, that would happen--NOT




eta: yes, I have a warped mind. Deal with it.

Has the overwhelming urge to shoot Leu with the flaming marshmallow arrows of doom.

Leukman
02-15-2009, 06:36 AM
What?

Was I asking too much?

;)






ETA: Crosspost? Maybe. Or maybe I can read your mind.

DL Hegel
02-15-2009, 06:43 AM
What?

Was I asking too much?

;)






ETA: Crosspost? Maybe. Or maybe I can read your mind.

I have a mind?

Beach Bunny
02-15-2009, 06:44 AM
Given the company, I will, in fact, volunteer.

But I have conditions:

1. No oreo eating. While this may be acceptable practice for the waiting room of the dentistís office, I'll have no oreo sludge swapping please.

2. No semi-permanent lip coloration chemical stuff that transfers magically then won't come off. Can't figure that crap out.

3. This had to be a group effort. Kinda like a group hug? All in at once or nothing.

*winks*

4. I will sit in this chair here, and you three need to be on your knees. Surrounding me as such. This will accomplish two things - for one, I'll have the uphill advantage in the event I should need to flee; and two...well, there really isn't a two, I just like the idea of having three women on their knees wagging tongues. :D







eta: yes, I have a warped mind. Deal with it.

*raises eyebrows*

It's attitudes such as these that has caused the lack of appreciation for a good smooch.

*puts leukman on ignore*

Leukman
02-15-2009, 06:45 AM
I have a mind?

Hhmm...that would explain the difficulty I was having...









:D

maestrowork
02-15-2009, 06:45 AM
I need volunteers to help me with my own research.

Leukman
02-15-2009, 06:47 AM
*raises eyebrows*

It's attitudes such as these that has caused the lack of appreciation for a good smooch.

*puts leukman on ignore*


*nods head with underst---*

wait, what? Why am I being ignored?


Well, I suppose you're not going to answer that since you're ignoring me, are you?


Why do I keep asking you questions when you're not going to answer?


There. I did it again.


I'm going to make another drink.

DL Hegel
02-15-2009, 06:54 AM
Hhmm...that would explain the difficulty I was having...









:D
Me, having a mind? Gosh, you really have a lot of conditions.

You are--too much trouble:D

DL Hegel
02-15-2009, 06:59 AM
I need volunteers to help me with my own research.

if it has anything to do with mazes and cheese--I volunteer Leu:D

Leukman
02-15-2009, 07:03 AM
if it has anything to do with mazes and cheese--I volunteer Leu:D

:roll:


*clears throat*


Wait...are you calling me a rat?





That hurts.




I will now be scarred for life.

Beach Bunny
02-15-2009, 07:08 AM
I need volunteers to help me with my own research.

ooooohhh, it tis the sex god of AW. What kind of research did you have in mind? :e2brows:


*nods head with underst---*

wait, what? Why am I being ignored?


Well, I suppose you're not going to answer that since you're ignoring me, are you?


Why do I keep asking you questions when you're not going to answer?


There. I did it again.


I'm going to make another drink.
*takes Leukman off ignore to answer his silly question*

Because you obviously dinna read the article I posted.

A little more Captain Morgan and you'll be able to understand completely. ;)

DL Hegel
02-15-2009, 07:17 AM
:roll:


*clears throat*


Wait...are you calling me a rat?
if--Maze + cheese = rat--then maybe;)





That hurts.
delicate flower?






I will now be scarred for life.
really?

Sweet and nice--I know nothing:D

Beach Bunny
02-15-2009, 07:22 AM
*innocent lookTM* ... graciously loaned by Beach Bunny
Fixed it for you. :)

DL Hegel
02-15-2009, 07:31 AM
thanks BB---that is much more believable for me? Than sweet and nice:)

Beach Bunny
02-15-2009, 07:36 AM
Innocent = sweet and nice ... Why use two words when one will do? ;)

And since I know just how uh sweet and nice you are, you need the additional diversion of my innocent look. So, you can continue being sweet and nice with impunity. :)

DL Hegel
02-15-2009, 07:41 AM
Innocent = sweet and nice ... Why use two words when one will do? ;)

And since I know just how uh sweet and nice you are, you need the additional diversion of my innocent look. So, you can continue being sweet and nice with impunity. :)

If I smile sweetly--they forget to check my creds:D
plus bonus--if I smile sweetly--it makes Boston nervous--he knows a kick to the noggin is seconds behind;)

Beach Bunny
02-15-2009, 07:49 AM
:ROFL:

This thread on kissing has turned strangely violent.

Leukman
02-15-2009, 07:52 AM
Hey, lightning-foot, I volunteered you for a job (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3290713&postcount=26405). :D

DL Hegel
02-15-2009, 07:57 AM
Hey, lightning-foot, I volunteered you for a job (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3290713&postcount=26405). :D

Come on--admit it--is it the safety not guaranteed part that made you think of me?

*smiles sweetly*

Leukman
02-15-2009, 07:59 AM
Come on--admit it--is it the safety not guaranteed part that made you think of me?

*smiles sweetly*

No.

Well, maybe -- figured you could handle your own (don't take that out of context).

It was more the 'you like trouble' thing, and the flaming Fluff on a stick. :D

DL Hegel
02-15-2009, 08:07 AM
No.

Well, maybe -- figured you could handle your own
me? I am a delicate flower:) (don't take that out of context).

It was more the 'you like trouble' thing, and the flaming Fluff on a stick. :D

yes, I like trouble:)

And they are flaming marshmallow arrows of doom:D

Leukman
02-15-2009, 08:10 AM
And they are flaming marshmallow arrows of doom:D



Uh, yah, K, whatever. Flammable Fluff on a flying stick. Same thing. :D

Beach Bunny
02-15-2009, 08:11 AM
:popcorn:

DL Hegel
02-15-2009, 08:19 AM
Uh, yah, K, whatever. Flammable Fluff on a flying stick. Same thing. :D

no--FMAOD--flaming fluff on a flying stick would be FFOFS. The initials aren't the same--

plus my descript--way cooler:)

Leukman
02-15-2009, 08:23 AM
m'kay - you got me there.

Can I eat shoot one?

DL Hegel
02-15-2009, 08:28 AM
m'kay - you got me there.

Can I eat shoot one?

Ok...but you have to answer one question--

At who?

*Hands him marshmallows*

BTW if you say a small annoying doggie or someone who has too many vowels in his name--we are going to become buddies:)

Beach Bunny
02-15-2009, 08:33 AM
The one with too many vowels in his name is robaeioandsometimesy. Shoot as many at him as you please. Preferably in his butt. :)

DL Hegel
02-15-2009, 08:41 AM
The one with too many vowels in his name is robaeioandsometimesy. Shoot as many at him as you please. Preferably in his butt. :)

good idea bunny--aim for the largest target area--brilliant!