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Susie
02-14-2009, 04:58 AM
Bless us, everyone!

What's your three words? (((((HUGS)))))).

Clair Dickson
02-14-2009, 05:00 AM
Patience and understanding.

robeiae
02-14-2009, 05:03 AM
Pull my finger.


Sorry. I can't help myself.


Okay, how 'bout this:

Always be compassionate. ABC.

Siddow
02-14-2009, 05:04 AM
Give me chocolate.

(I'm surprised you didn't say that first, Susie!)

M.R.J. Le Blanc
02-14-2009, 05:04 AM
Stop being stupid.

DeleyanLee
02-14-2009, 05:04 AM
Take responsibility yourself

M.R.J. Le Blanc
02-14-2009, 05:05 AM
Stop and think.

Siddow
02-14-2009, 05:06 AM
Get an education.

Save your money.

Eat your vegetables. :)

robeiae
02-14-2009, 05:07 AM
That's nine words.

Wayne K
02-14-2009, 05:10 AM
I wish I could sum it up in three words. How about "Might isn't right"

semilargeintestine
02-14-2009, 05:14 AM
Go f#ck yourself.

maestrowork
02-14-2009, 05:15 AM
Eat. More. Cake.

Wayne K
02-14-2009, 05:30 AM
Eat mor chikin

scarletpeaches
02-14-2009, 05:32 AM
Colin

Farrell

PWNs.

thethinker42
02-14-2009, 05:33 AM
Sort it, shithead.

Pagey's_Girl
02-14-2009, 05:34 AM
Everybody. Play. Nice.

or

Have. More. Fun.

scarletpeaches
02-14-2009, 05:36 AM
A great philosopher once said, "Rite moar fulth." -Lori Witt.

robeiae
02-14-2009, 05:38 AM
Ban man prawn.

Siddow
02-14-2009, 05:47 AM
Kiss my grits!

scarletpeaches
02-14-2009, 05:48 AM
Actually my serious answer would be:

Thoughts become things.

thethinker42
02-14-2009, 05:49 AM
Actually my serious answer would be:

Thoughts become things.

Quoted for truth.

cray
02-14-2009, 05:50 AM
up you're's



3 words is a bit excessive

robeiae
02-14-2009, 05:50 AM
up you're's, Haggis
Now, it works.

scarletpeaches
02-14-2009, 05:51 AM
up you're's



3 words is a bit excessive

up you're's looser?

DL Hegel
02-14-2009, 05:54 AM
...it's a cookbook!

Wayne K
02-14-2009, 05:57 AM
Quoted for truth.

Second the nomination.

robeiae
02-14-2009, 06:04 AM
I'm with stupid.

cooeedownunder
02-14-2009, 06:08 AM
Life's too short.

Devil Ledbetter
02-14-2009, 06:11 AM
Lower your expectations.

Susie
02-14-2009, 06:12 AM
Some of you definitely have the knack for helping humanity. Others, well, "just dang it." :D

robeiae
02-14-2009, 06:12 AM
Lower your expectations.
That's actually better for helping women.

DL Hegel
02-14-2009, 06:14 AM
rob=man prawn????

scarletpeaches
02-14-2009, 06:15 AM
No. Just no.

williemeikle
02-14-2009, 06:16 AM
Don't screw up

Devil Ledbetter
02-14-2009, 06:16 AM
That's actually better for helping women.True. Which means I've helped half of humanity.

williemeikle
02-14-2009, 06:18 AM
Mind the gap

robeiae
02-14-2009, 06:22 AM
No. Just no.
Smell the glove.

scarletpeaches
02-14-2009, 06:23 AM
Suck my girlballs.

Wayne K
02-14-2009, 06:26 AM
SP for president!

williemeikle
02-14-2009, 06:28 AM
Santa isn't real

robeiae
02-14-2009, 06:30 AM
Suck my girlballs.
Move over, Lori.


:ROFL:

thethinker42
02-14-2009, 06:31 AM
Move over, Lori.


:ROFL:

HEY! Leave me out of this.

robeiae
02-14-2009, 06:32 AM
That's six words.

Feiss
02-14-2009, 06:39 AM
life sucks butt

Feiss
02-14-2009, 06:40 AM
don't be aturd

maestrowork
02-14-2009, 06:40 AM
Have more sex.

Haggis
02-14-2009, 06:42 AM
Get a job.

And I saw that, Robovowels.

Feiss
02-14-2009, 06:42 AM
buy more condoms

robeiae
02-14-2009, 06:42 AM
Talk is cheap.

mscelina
02-14-2009, 06:43 AM
Imagination cures ignorance.

thethinker42
02-14-2009, 06:45 AM
That's six words.

They needed to be said.


Have more sex.

Come on over.

williemeikle
02-14-2009, 06:46 AM
Trust no one

scarletpeaches
02-14-2009, 06:48 AM
Have more sex.

Works for me.

Wayne K
02-14-2009, 06:52 AM
Drinks for everyone!

DL Hegel
02-14-2009, 06:57 AM
Drink the kool-aid.

BenPanced
02-14-2009, 07:01 AM
Kentucky Fried Chicken!

Beach Bunny
02-14-2009, 07:02 AM
Suse didn't specify a phrase, so:

Kindness, compassion, generosity

Haggis
02-14-2009, 07:03 AM
Talk is cheap.

Watch your back.

robeiae
02-14-2009, 07:08 AM
Whiskey costs money.

Haggis
02-14-2009, 07:13 AM
Chose your weapon.

Wayne K
02-14-2009, 07:16 AM
"Bartender, whisky, neat"

maxmordon
02-14-2009, 07:25 AM
Love your neighbor

Silver King
02-14-2009, 07:46 AM
When I'm confused: Where's my beer?

Or feeling generous: You wanna beer?

Or ordering someone around: Get me a beer!

Or really pissed off: That's my beer!

I could go on and on, but that's all the help I'm offering humanity for one night.

Haggis
02-14-2009, 07:48 AM
There's always Let's get nekkid.

Not you, Silver King.

Silver King
02-14-2009, 07:53 AM
There's always Let's get nekkid.

Not you, Silver King.
Story of m'life.

Serenity
02-14-2009, 07:58 AM
Have more sex.

Best. Idea. Ever. :D (had to be said)

Enjoy life now. (Serious answer)

Susie
02-14-2009, 08:02 AM
Make love now! :)

Silver King
02-14-2009, 08:07 AM
Make love now! :)
Be right there! ;)

Susie
02-14-2009, 08:10 AM
:roll: Gawd, you made my night, Silver!

Haggis
02-14-2009, 08:11 AM
Be right there! ;)

Me first, fish.

Matera the Mad
02-14-2009, 08:16 AM
Wake up already!

Williebee
02-14-2009, 08:17 AM
"Educate Your Children"

Silver King
02-14-2009, 08:18 AM
Me first, fish.
Wait your turn. :D

Wayne K
02-14-2009, 08:25 AM
Property is theft.

benbradley
02-14-2009, 08:45 AM
In the "spirit" of the Four Horsemen:

Ain't no God.

maestrowork
02-14-2009, 08:48 AM
Jennifer Love Hewitt

JoeEkaitis
02-14-2009, 09:55 AM
Spaghetti and meatballs.

Susie
02-14-2009, 09:55 AM
Me first, fish.


Aww, Haggis, I'm so flattered, I think Mr. Susie is gonna have to stand in line now. :D Many thanks, guys. ((((((HUGS)))))) & Happy Valentine's Day!

Lyxdeslic
02-14-2009, 10:19 AM
Open your eyes.

I wanted to add a "fuckin'" in there, but yeah, that's four words.

emc07
02-14-2009, 10:50 AM
Don't be stupid.
&
Off the phone.

pandora_6666
02-14-2009, 01:04 PM
Don't expect perfection

chevbrock
02-14-2009, 03:11 PM
Please. Thank you.

JJ Cooper
02-14-2009, 03:17 PM
Never give up.

JJ

Romantic Heretic
02-14-2009, 05:36 PM
Be careful, people.

Siddow
02-14-2009, 05:50 PM
Please. Thank you.

Teach children this!

Darzian
02-14-2009, 05:53 PM
ha ha ha

Chauchat Butterfly
02-14-2009, 05:55 PM
Spaghetti and meatballs.
Peperony and Chease.

regdog
02-14-2009, 06:19 PM
Don't be rude

Nice matters-okay that's only two

Haggis
02-14-2009, 06:32 PM
Wait your turn. :D

You done yet? :D

Wayne K
02-14-2009, 07:05 PM
Brave New World

rhymegirl
02-14-2009, 07:06 PM
Love conquers all.

Wayne K
02-14-2009, 07:39 PM
Always question authority.

stormie
02-14-2009, 07:45 PM
Roll up sleeves.

KikiteNeko
02-14-2009, 07:57 PM
Don't abuse animals :(

Carole
02-14-2009, 08:13 PM
Always be compassionate

Hillary
02-14-2009, 08:17 PM
I think all most people want is to be truly heard... So, in that vein:

I will listen.

HeronW
02-14-2009, 08:20 PM
Love joy respect

Ken
02-14-2009, 08:25 PM
HeronW in charge

P.H.Delarran
02-14-2009, 08:30 PM
find joy daily.


or

keep moving forward.

Wayne K
02-14-2009, 08:35 PM
Wombadoodle's are cute.

robeiae
02-14-2009, 08:48 PM
Always be compassionate
Ahem:

Pull my finger.


Sorry. I can't help myself.


Okay, how 'bout this:

Always be compassionate. ABC.
Stop stealing my ideas, Carole.

LaceWing
02-14-2009, 11:23 PM
Get over it.

robeiae
02-14-2009, 11:25 PM
Beef jerky time.

Brutal Mustang
02-14-2009, 11:26 PM
Accountability and compassion.

DL Hegel
02-14-2009, 11:34 PM
believe in yourself

DL Hegel
02-14-2009, 11:37 PM
remember to relax

JoeEkaitis
02-14-2009, 11:40 PM
Say "Excuse me."

robeiae
02-14-2009, 11:48 PM
Wipe your nose.

Susie
02-15-2009, 03:14 AM
Which nostril, Rob? :D

Fingers
02-15-2009, 03:30 AM
In the story The Princess Bride they said: As you wish.

I say: I love you.


yer pal Brian

Kate Thornton
02-15-2009, 03:36 AM
everyone live peacefully

Kateri
02-15-2009, 03:45 AM
Truth. Love. Awake

rhymegirl
02-15-2009, 03:45 AM
When I'm confused: Where's my beer?

Or feeling generous: You wanna beer?

Or ordering someone around: Get me a beer!

Or really pissed off: That's my beer!

I could go on and on, but that's all the help I'm offering humanity for one night.

How about:

Buy more beer.

JoeEkaitis
02-15-2009, 04:47 AM
Smile. Say "Cheese!"

Silver King
02-15-2009, 06:48 AM
How about:

Buy more beer.
I love you.

maestrowork
02-15-2009, 06:51 AM
Bring me sandwich.

Wayne K
02-15-2009, 07:32 AM
Respect is earned.

Carole
02-15-2009, 08:21 AM
Ahem:

Stop stealing my ideas, Carole.

Well, like you expect me to read a whole thread before posting? Bah. Where's the fun in that?

Ok, I have another one:

Always blame Rob. :D

BenPanced
02-15-2009, 08:25 AM
Publish my book!
Where's my dinner?!
Don't forget sunscreen!
Kiss my grits!
It's Haggis's fault!
More exclamation points!

GJB
02-15-2009, 10:09 AM
Three best words to make this place better:

Deal with it

Do unto others

I'm back

AMF

Susie
02-15-2009, 11:10 AM
I have one:

Always eat chocolate. :)

Yeshanu
02-15-2009, 11:20 AM
Well, like you expect me to read a whole thread before posting? Bah. Where's the fun in that?

Ok, I have another one:

Always blame Rob. :D

It's Dawno's fault. :tongue

Serious answer:

Love one another.

maestrowork
02-15-2009, 12:15 PM
Brush your teeth.

Give back rubs.

Have hot tub.

John Paton
02-15-2009, 12:30 PM
no more bush(fires) ;)

Albedo
02-15-2009, 12:42 PM
It's sometimes lupus

Wayne K
02-15-2009, 03:30 PM
no more Bush!!!!! ;)

I like this interpretation.

petec
02-15-2009, 03:40 PM
Stop carbon emissions.

brainstorm77
02-15-2009, 04:45 PM
Don't press it!

Disa
02-15-2009, 05:00 PM
Try to understand

Wayne K
02-15-2009, 05:34 PM
Eat your greens.

Susie
02-15-2009, 07:32 PM
Live each day.

Wayne K
02-15-2009, 07:45 PM
love thy neighbor

(not exactly original ;-)

Didn't God write that?

Disa
02-15-2009, 07:48 PM
Leave me alone

Susie
02-15-2009, 09:15 PM
Didn't God write that?

That's four words, Wayne, but it's ok since you mentioned God. :)

williemeikle
02-15-2009, 09:18 PM
Have more fun

DL Hegel
02-15-2009, 09:43 PM
live without regret

aadams73
02-15-2009, 09:46 PM
Eat mor chikin

Wayne K
02-15-2009, 09:58 PM
Eat mor chikin

It's a good one. I know that because I did it a few pages ago. I'm only bring this up because you may very well need help if you're thinking like me.

aadams73
02-15-2009, 10:01 PM
It's a good one. I know that because I did it a few pages ago. I'm only bring this up because you may very well need help if you're thinking like me.

Damn, that'll teach me to read the whole thread before replying. I'll go grab us some pills.

maestrowork
02-15-2009, 10:10 PM
Cut the cheese.

MattW
02-15-2009, 10:16 PM
Don't pick it.

maestrowork
02-15-2009, 10:17 PM
I. P. Daily.

rhymegirl
02-15-2009, 10:46 PM
I love you.

Love you, too.

robeiae
02-15-2009, 11:08 PM
I touch myself.

Magdalen
02-16-2009, 12:52 AM
Get over yourself

Wayne K
02-16-2009, 12:55 AM
Don't say, Do.
Yoda.

scarletpeaches
02-16-2009, 01:00 AM
Brush your teeth.

Give back rubs.

Have hot tub.

1. What
2. He
3. Said

Susie
02-16-2009, 01:32 AM
I touch myself.


And that helps humanity, how? :D

Susie
02-16-2009, 01:33 AM
Take baths daily. :)

robeiae
02-16-2009, 01:35 AM
And that helps humanity, how? :D
No one else has to.

Susie
02-16-2009, 02:03 AM
:D

Bmwhtly
02-20-2009, 06:09 PM
Is There Coffee?

sheadakota
02-20-2009, 06:14 PM
Is There Coffee?
Give me coffee

Bmwhtly
02-20-2009, 06:16 PM
Give me coffee
Always Be Polite

DL Hegel
02-20-2009, 07:06 PM
compassion is free.

James81
02-20-2009, 07:37 PM
sieze the day

Wayne K
02-20-2009, 08:22 PM
Seize the Irishman.

Atani
02-20-2009, 08:45 PM
Think for Yourself

maestrowork
02-20-2009, 08:46 PM
Beware of dogs.

Susie
02-20-2009, 08:53 PM
Beware of Howie. :D

maestrowork
02-20-2009, 09:17 PM
Eat more chocolate.

writerterri
02-20-2009, 09:54 PM
Shut-up-ndrive!

Siddow
02-21-2009, 12:18 AM
Go swim naked

Watch a sunrise

P.H.Delarran
02-21-2009, 12:20 AM
hope. give. love.

Siddow
02-21-2009, 12:22 AM
Make more money

Spend it wisely

Siddow
02-21-2009, 12:23 AM
Take a nap

Pet a dog

Read a book

Take a walk

SMELL THE ROSES

(watch the thorns)

cray
02-21-2009, 12:24 AM
eat at joe's

P.H.Delarran
02-21-2009, 12:26 AM
swing those hips!

quickWit
02-21-2009, 12:27 AM
Be the ball.

Siddow
02-21-2009, 01:18 AM
Be the windshield.

Not the bug.

scarletpeaches
02-21-2009, 01:39 AM
Jonathan.

Rhys.

Meyers.

DL Hegel
02-21-2009, 02:12 AM
Go swim naked

Watch a sunrise
good ones:) Siddow:)

Susie
02-21-2009, 07:50 PM
Watch the sunrise

Wayne K
02-21-2009, 08:15 PM
Location, location, location.

DL Hegel
02-22-2009, 12:22 AM
Always be true

robeiae
02-22-2009, 01:15 AM
Fire at will (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=76).

scarletpeaches
02-22-2009, 01:16 AM
Suck my girlballs.

Kateri
02-22-2009, 01:20 AM
Over The Rainbow

Susie
02-22-2009, 01:34 AM
Drink chocolate martinis!

Wayne K
02-22-2009, 02:20 AM
Dance, dance dance.

scarletpeaches
02-22-2009, 02:20 AM
Shit, shower & shave.

Adam
02-22-2009, 02:21 AM
Give up religion.

Longer version:

Give up religion, unless you follow a faith that preaches peace to all others, including those that follow another faith, regardless of whether said faith contradicts the teachings of your own.

Cybernaught
02-22-2009, 03:07 AM
Learn to tolerate.

Susie
02-22-2009, 03:18 AM
Try to relax.

robeiae
02-22-2009, 03:29 AM
Feel the burn.

maestrowork
02-22-2009, 03:46 AM
OMG.WTF.STFU

C.bronco
02-22-2009, 08:49 AM
Buy My Book

Unique
02-22-2009, 05:03 PM
Get Over It

Wayne K
02-22-2009, 05:12 PM
Lock this thread!

brad_b
02-22-2009, 09:35 PM
treat others right

Susie
02-22-2009, 10:35 PM
Let's get sex-ay. :D *blush.*

scarletpeaches
02-23-2009, 01:48 AM
:Jaw:

brad_b
02-23-2009, 01:59 AM
Let's get sex-ay. :D *blush.*

Suzie!!! Oh no!... something is corrupting the uncorruptable... that's inconceivable, despicable, lamentable, and many other 'ables' I don't wish to think about. Go back to the light, Suze, grant us the hope that there is someone out there who is good and true... go to the light...

Susie
02-23-2009, 02:33 AM
Relax, it's ok, guys. I'm still in the light. :Sun: I just like to haz fun too. :D ((((HUGS))))))

Let us par-tay. That's what I meant. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it. :)

Angie
02-23-2009, 05:29 AM
*reads a few posts back*

I knew I felt a cold shiver earlier today... :eek:

Susie
02-23-2009, 06:12 AM
:Cake: will warm you up, Angie. :D

Susie
02-23-2009, 10:36 PM
Let's get happy! :)

maestrowork
02-23-2009, 10:49 PM
Just blame Dawno.

Susie
03-01-2009, 08:31 PM
Don't give up.

Shadow_Ferret
03-01-2009, 08:38 PM
Get a life.

regdog
03-01-2009, 08:52 PM
Mustard or Mayo?

rhymegirl
03-01-2009, 08:54 PM
Get a life.

Ed's been missing.


(hasn't he?)

regdog
03-01-2009, 08:56 PM
Ed's been missing.


(hasn't he?)

Yes

Susie
03-01-2009, 09:35 PM
Take a bath. :D

Kateri
03-01-2009, 10:06 PM
give,think,learn

Wayne K
03-01-2009, 10:07 PM
Dead by dawn!:e2chain:

dancingandflying
03-01-2009, 10:46 PM
Go lose yourself.

Steal this book. :D

Live without regret.

Question the truth.

d&f.

Susie
03-01-2009, 11:50 PM
Soar the world.

Siddow
03-01-2009, 11:53 PM
Paper or plastic?

Fries with that?

:)

robeiae
03-02-2009, 12:19 AM
Eat a peach.





*locks thread*

regdog
03-02-2009, 12:55 AM
Eat a peach.





*locks thread*


**unlocks thread** :D


I'm with stupid.

Hey, what's that?

No, over there.

White or red?

KTC
03-02-2009, 12:56 AM
kill all bigots.

robeiae
03-02-2009, 12:58 AM
kill all bigots.
*kills KTC for his bigotry against bigots*

That felt great!

KTC
03-02-2009, 12:59 AM
*kills KTC for his bigotry against bigots*

That felt great!


I was trying to be serious. Thanks so much for mocking my earnest attempt to help humanity to rise above its current death-rattle status.

robeiae
03-02-2009, 01:00 AM
You need to put a disclaimer in, then.

KTC
03-02-2009, 01:02 AM
You need to put a disclaimer in, then.

I believe that natural selection will do this for us eventually...but I'm tired of waiting. I really am.

Wayne K
03-02-2009, 01:03 AM
I think i did this one but it bears repeating if I did.

Don't say, do.

virtue_summer
03-02-2009, 01:05 AM
Love thy neighbor (I know it's already been said, but I have to say it again). Also:

You choose actions (I'd say "your actions" but I'm trying to stick to the three word limit here).

regdog
03-02-2009, 01:08 AM
Get hugs here


http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/smiley-happy065.gif

backslashbaby
03-02-2009, 02:05 AM
Care more now.


It's what are.
[Hey, it fit the pattern!! ;)]

kdnxdr
03-02-2009, 02:24 AM
God is good.

kdnxdr
03-02-2009, 02:24 AM
Share your toys.

Susie
03-02-2009, 02:32 AM
Be with friends.

benbradley
03-02-2009, 02:39 AM
African or European?

kdnxdr
03-02-2009, 03:10 AM
Keep looking up.

Wayne K
03-02-2009, 04:21 AM
Utza matta you?

Susie
03-02-2009, 05:23 AM
Say nice things.

kdnxdr
03-02-2009, 06:13 AM
There is hope.

Joe270
03-02-2009, 01:18 PM
Give a shit.

Life's too short.

Lock and load.

Hang 'em high.

Short on ammo.

Conserve your resources.

Aces and eights.

March in formation.

Hope never sleeps.

Blame someone else.

Shit flows downhill.

I hate Mondays.

Priene
03-02-2009, 03:44 PM
Move to Mars

Joe270
03-02-2009, 11:29 PM
Girls on film.

cray
03-02-2009, 11:33 PM
guinness is good

Seaclusion
03-02-2009, 11:35 PM
Miller High Life

The Silver Bullet

Miller Genuine Draft

Grab a Heiney (Heinekin)

Oh My Guiness

Sweedish Bikini Team



Richard

Wayne K
03-02-2009, 11:48 PM
Freedom isn't free.