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I've just done it again. Not too severe this time, but I had my CD player speakers on the floor, bent to pick one up and managed to mangle my pinky toe by battering it off my armchair.
I have also (in the past, not all at once) razored a chunk of skin off the palm of my hand - needed two stitches there.
Oh, and there was the time I managed to close a door in my hall, mysteriously forgetting my head was in the way, thereby grazing off the top layer of skin in a Harry Potteresque lightning bolt shape across my forehead.
And years ago I dislocated my thumb punching someone. But we won't talk about that.
Go on. Tell me how stupid y'all are. I don't want to feel like the only self-harming-by-accident goon in here.
I have also (in the past, not all at once) razored a chunk of skin off the palm of my hand - needed two stitches there.
Oh, and there was the time I managed to close a door in my hall, mysteriously forgetting my head was in the way, thereby grazing off the top layer of skin in a Harry Potteresque lightning bolt shape across my forehead.
And years ago I dislocated my thumb punching someone. But we won't talk about that.
Go on. Tell me how stupid y'all are. I don't want to feel like the only self-harming-by-accident goon in here.