Happy Birthday, William Haskins!

Happy Birthday, William. Thanks for being you. I hope you enjoy your day.

*makes note to pop out from cake clutching a republican, and a democrat*

What?

Oh come on! You KNOW Haskins would find that funny...and then start a softcore...er...don't take that outa context...thread with something witty that would get everyone heated up........

yanno...no matter how I word that...it just keeps sounding more and more filthy!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Happy birthday William. You'll be honored to know you share a birthday with my cousin, Tom, who is a great guy and if there's anything at all to that astrology bullshit, well, then you are too!

(Just kidding - we all know you are)

there are far too many capital letters in this thread.

happy birthday.

We're talkin' Haskins here.
Capital letters are a MUST.

Uh hem...so is a white flag, a soap box, and if THAT fails, a naked SpongeBob.



Don't ask.
Ye' DON'T wanna know!

Here's the soapbox. HAPPY BIRFDAY!!

happy birthday to a dude
who sometimes likes to change his mood,
from politics to sex and food
he's got his own damn attitude.

(I was gonna put a smiley but, it IS your birthday so I'll restrain myself)

happy birthday.

This is too weird. Remember those few times I've jokingly accused of you being my brother writing here under a different name? Well, it's my brother's birthday today too. Seriously, it's a bit disturbing, as any good birthday should be.

Have fun!

By the way, people, let's remember today is Friday, the thirteenth.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Happy Birthday, WIlliam.

happy birthday, wh. (normally a smilie would go here)

happy lowercase birthday to you...
happy lowercase birthday to you...
happy lowercase birthday, dear william...
happy lowercase birthday to you!

Happy Birthday!

Eat some cake, you're all skin and bones as it is (well, actually, just bones, I think).

happy birthday, haskins! (skipping the usual smileys in your honor)

happy birthday - many more!

Wow....seems just like the other day that you had one of these....

HAPPY B-DAY

Happy B-day. !

Happy Birthday, Sir.

Happy Birthday

Happy birthday, William.

I couldn't think of what to get you, so I thought I'd ressurrect a classic for you. Even though it's a little out-dated now, It's still a moment of fun. Have a great year!

Poseurs Bleeding: A Sonnet in Homage to William Haskins
by Celina Summers

Sing to me of Iran’s serious threats
That gravely submit, in succumbing rest
Which prey’d upon thoughts of fevered debts
Devouring the core of his mocking test.

When enlightenment dawns upon the slew
Of storm-eyed fanatics, they leap to cry:
“Your premise is faulty! It isn’t true!”
Then grumble, descend into pain, and sigh.

Irony flung, sharp edge of incision;
Wielded by Haskins with impious might
Can sever all shelter from derision
Sending the prodigals into sham’d flight.

When you quote him, use inverted comma
For our ‘hope’ for ‘change’-- Barack Obama.

Happy Birthday Haskins!