I love being an uncle

seun · Feb 11, 2009

Earlier today, my 15 year old niece updated her Facebook status to:

***** is at school

So I replied with a piss take rant about what was doing online when she was at school and how it was all different in my day. She LOL'ed (if that's a word) my reply and one of her little turd friends added a comment to me asking who I was in an aggressive manner.

My reply: I'm her uncle.

I resisted the urge to add If you have a problem, I'll happily squeeze all your spots until your head explodes.

Being an uncle is great.

Shadow_Ferret · Feb 11, 2009

You can have my nieces and nephews, in that case. I think its a pain the arse.

seun · Feb 11, 2009

Shadow_Ferret said:
You can have my nieces and nephews, in that case. I think its a pain the arse.

I don't like them at Christmas.

Shadow_Ferret · Feb 11, 2009

Or birthdays. Especially when one is a little selfish bitch in training.

melaniehoo · Feb 11, 2009

I'm friends with my 15yo niece on facebook but so far she's pretty cool about me jumping into conversations. But if she wrote something from school I'd probably say the same thing that you did...

seun · Feb 11, 2009

To be fair, the only reason we didn't go online when I was at school was because nobody knew what the internet was.

regdog · Feb 11, 2009

I love ny niece. We were singing Snoopy Come Home to each other on the phone the other night.

I would never want to be a parent, but being an aunt is great. Example-I buy my niece squeaky sneakers. They squeak with each step. They are the kind of things you can buy when you don't live with the kid

melaniehoo · Feb 11, 2009

Seun, same here.

Aren't cell phones banned during school hours? Or I suppose it could be from the computer lab.

seun · Feb 11, 2009

melaniehoo said:
Seun, same here. Aren't cell phones banned during school hours?

I imagine so, but then since when would stop the average 15 year old?

melaniehoo · Feb 11, 2009

True, but that gives you reason to speak up, imo.

Wayne K · Feb 11, 2009

I love the fact that you can drop a nephew off and go.

scarletpeaches · Feb 11, 2009

I would have added the bit about squeezing the spots.

But then, I have no limits when it comes to taking the piss. Especially out of some little Herbert who needs teaching a lesson.

seun · Feb 11, 2009

scarletpeaches said:
I would have added the bit about squeezing the spots.

But then, I have no limits when it comes to taking the piss. Especially out of some little Herbert who needs teaching a lesson.

Really?

scarletpeaches · Feb 11, 2009

Shut it, Baldy.

Libbie · Feb 11, 2009

seun said:
Earlier today, my 15 year old niece updated her Facebook status to:

***** is at school

So I replied with a piss take rant about what was doing online when she was at school and how it was all different in my day. She LOL'ed (if that's a word) my reply and one of her little turd friends added a comment to me asking who I was in an aggressive manner.

My reply: I'm her uncle.

I resisted the urge to add If you have a problem, I'll happily squeeze all your spots until your head explodes.

Being an uncle is great.

That is awesome.

I love being an auntie. My nephew turns one year old on the 16th of this month. I just love the little guy, but I can't wait until he's old enough to joke around with like you do with your niece.

I'm really close with all my aunts and uncles, and I have a lot of them. Uncles are the bomb. One of mine calls me "Tiger." No clue why.

I love being an uncle

seun

Horror Man

Shadow_Ferret

Court Jester

seun

Horror Man

Shadow_Ferret

Court Jester

melaniehoo

And thus we begin the edits

seun

Horror Man

regdog

The Scavengers

melaniehoo

And thus we begin the edits

seun

Horror Man

melaniehoo

And thus we begin the edits

Wayne K

scarletpeaches

seun

Horror Man

scarletpeaches

Libbie

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