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JoeEkaitis
05-23-2005, 08:20 PM
"Yeah, he did it again! Five minutes to press and another panel without a caption! You think you can write one? Give yourself three minutes because that's all the time we have before the first edition starts to roll. You write the caption, and I'll get to work on the cartoonist's obit."

robeiae
05-23-2005, 08:27 PM
Looking at the pig and his bundle of sticks, all the wolf could think was: corndogs, yum!

(with mustard, not catsup!)

Rob

Eveningsdawn
05-23-2005, 10:54 PM
Pig: Aaaagh! Wrong house! Wrong house!

Wolf: I think you mean wrong fairytale entirely.

Unique
05-24-2005, 02:18 AM
Damn, Granny! You didn't tell me it was that kind of operation!

midwestcreative
05-27-2005, 01:44 PM
Grandma, I know you said us adopted kids can't touch your stuff, but this sure would be easier with the lawnmower...

SeanDSchaffer
05-27-2005, 07:26 PM
"Casting mistake? Again?"

midwestcreative
05-29-2005, 02:13 AM
"Well, I was expecting someone else, but I do love pork..."

MadScientistMatt
06-01-2005, 12:34 AM
"Uh... more straw for your Affordable Pig Housing project, Ma'am!"

Mr Underhill
06-01-2005, 01:00 AM
"Uh... more straw for your Affordable Pig Housing project, Ma'am!"Would that be Habitat for Porcinity?

Mr Underhill
06-01-2005, 01:03 AM
OK, a caption... hmm...

"Holy s%#! a cross-dressing wolf! I'm sure not in Kansas anymore..."

JoeEkaitis
06-01-2005, 01:48 AM
"Our wolf is on vacation. Can you work a double shift?"

poetinahat
06-06-2005, 07:49 AM
Yeah, me too! "Don't worry," they said; "we'll only shoot from the waist up!"

Calico
06-11-2005, 01:02 AM
"So, see, I gotta sell all these sticks for the contest, see. It's for college, see. If I sell the most then I can win a scholarship, see. I wanna get a degree in english, see. So I can teach, ya know...Hey, lady, Don't I know you?

triceretops
06-16-2005, 04:53 AM
Interested in some Mexican Red Hair, dude?

Tri

Linoge
06-16-2005, 05:13 AM
Pig: "Rupaul? Is that you?"

Wolf: "I love your Macaulay Culkin impression. Wanna come inside?"

astonwest
06-16-2005, 03:19 PM
"Hey, be on the lookout, some nutball wolf is in the neighborhood, blowing down...AGGGGGH! It's you!"

Devon Aster
06-27-2005, 08:53 AM
Not letting myself read the other replies until after I post, so hopefully I won't echo someone else.

Pig: And I thought being a door-to-door salesman would be safer than waiting at home!

Edit: The others were great :ROFL:

WVWriterGirl
08-20-2005, 09:29 PM
Pig: "Ooohhh, you said spit, I thought you said you needed sticks. Hey, waitaminnit...spit?!?!"

WVWG

msQTpi
08-26-2005, 10:21 AM
I don't wanna wear the hood, can't we just play "Corn Dogs" again?

writerterri
09-09-2005, 11:46 PM
"Uh... I hopefully have the wrong address?"

or

"Uh...I was lookin' for my girl, Red. We were going to...weave a..... RED?"

ANNIE
09-10-2005, 04:16 AM
ah crap! I told my brother's this was a VERTICAL move.

JohnP
09-10-2005, 05:11 AM
Don't move, this is a stick up!

JohnP
09-10-2005, 05:49 AM
Wood you be interested in...

threedogpeople
09-11-2005, 03:56 AM
Hasn't anyone told you that wearing fur is politically incorrect?

One more word out of you, pig, and I'll thatch you within an inch of your life.

Elincoln
09-15-2005, 07:09 AM
Look, I know you got another gig now, but I talked to the insurance guy and he says they don't have a "Wolf-blowing-straw-houses-down" policy so...PAY UP!

Art_Sempai
02-06-2010, 06:20 AM
"Grandma time." said the wolf.
"Get back inside!" piggy screamed.

Nightfly
02-06-2010, 07:08 AM
Please Grandma, just don't kill her yet.


(my David Lynch caption)

Nightfly
02-06-2010, 10:33 PM
Sticks? You're building a house out of sticks??? Why certainly my boy, take all you like.
Hey and good luck with that "stupid wolf."