Goatman steals car

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090123/ap_on_fe_st/odd_goat_thief

LAGOS, Nigeria – One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.

They arrested the goat, too.
 

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I want to learn to turn into a goat so I can...steal...Mazdas.
I mean, the power...the raw, cosmic power...and hooves come in handy when driving...
 

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Jackson's easy. Melt some tupperware over you face and paint it white, breathe in through your nose until your nostrils pinch shut.
 

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I think they should give those policemen a medal or something. A job very well done!
 

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So ... a man transforms himself into a goat in order to steal a car.

Sounds like an LOLZGOAT to me.












IM IN YOUR NIGERIA

STEALIN YOUR MAZZZDA!!!


goats-car.jpg



(Okay, so it's really a Buick.)







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Where in God's Holy Name do you find this stuff, Plot?

caw

Simple. You just google goat+car+insane+omigod.


Google Image is yer frey-und! :D

And to be honest, I was hoping to find a picture of a goat behind the wheel of a car (goat+car). But I settled for this one and decided to (in the imortal words of Project Runway) MAKE IT WORK!