End of an anecdote

I'm writing a script and looking for an amusing end to an unknown anecdote to come in on at the start, just 'cause they always amuse me, really.

So I thought I'd throw it open to a board of writers, just to see what everyone comes up with, and probably get a few laughs

[Also, apologies if this is in the wrong place, I wasn't sure if there was a better place for it.]