- Joined
- Jul 6, 2006
- Messages
- 2,692
- Reaction score
- 942
- Location
- West Vir-freaking-ginia
- Website
- tsuki-explodes.blogspot.com
1. I've always been one for firm, firm discipline - without crossing the line into being cruel, of course. The term "cruelty" is entirely subjective.
2.I can probably outdrink anyone on this entire forum. What do you mean this isn't appropriate on a resume? Everyone I know is impressed by it!
3. I'm just so damn good at showing up everyday. "Tsuki? Where've you been? We thought you died!" (see above)
4. I can count past four. If this doesn't show that I'm strong in literature and not a math person (as is the ideal writer, of course!), and therefore perfect as a mod for this forum, I don't know what else will. 1, 2, 3, 4! 1, 2... uh... 4!
5. I eat beans and rice everyday. If a forum gets too rowdy, all I gotta do is let one go and the whole place will clear out faster than any other mod could have done it. I'm serious, time me! *toot!*
6. And last but not least, not only can I count past 4, I can even count to six! Which, in my experience living in wild, wonderful West Virginia, is quite a skill. DidI mention I also have all of my teeth, and that they're roughly the same color?
Well, that's my application, and I hope you consider me!
Sincerely yours,
Tsuki
P.S. Just in case this whole shebang is run by a bunch of groin-headed college men, I've included a picture to help my chances.
2.I can probably outdrink anyone on this entire forum. What do you mean this isn't appropriate on a resume? Everyone I know is impressed by it!
3. I'm just so damn good at showing up everyday. "Tsuki? Where've you been? We thought you died!" (see above)
4. I can count past four. If this doesn't show that I'm strong in literature and not a math person (as is the ideal writer, of course!), and therefore perfect as a mod for this forum, I don't know what else will. 1, 2, 3, 4! 1, 2... uh... 4!
5. I eat beans and rice everyday. If a forum gets too rowdy, all I gotta do is let one go and the whole place will clear out faster than any other mod could have done it. I'm serious, time me! *toot!*
6. And last but not least, not only can I count past 4, I can even count to six! Which, in my experience living in wild, wonderful West Virginia, is quite a skill. DidI mention I also have all of my teeth, and that they're roughly the same color?
Well, that's my application, and I hope you consider me!
Sincerely yours,
Tsuki
P.S. Just in case this whole shebang is run by a bunch of groin-headed college men, I've included a picture to help my chances.
Last edited: