Spam Yenta ?

C.bronco

I have plans...
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I looked over my junk email box today, and thought, "What if I could match these lonely souls?"

Svetlana is looking for love, and Ejner Anderen wants a response, if interested. Prince David has a lot of money for me overseas, and Mary Oately has asked me, as one of her "Dearly Beloved" to help her out of her financial straights.

Meanwhile, the Viagra-Cialis guy could be a good match for the woman who just lost a ton of weight from a new diet pill, available only in Europe! (Could it be PHENTERMINE?)

I could do a world of good if I weren't afraid of viruses.

And the folks who want me to tend to the bank accounts with companies that I don't do business with might benefit from Thai Pants.

I'm at a quandry.
 

Darzian

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I only get one or two per week in my hotmail account compared to dozens daily in my Yahoo! account. I'm starting to abandon the latter.