Angry is not the word I'd use to describe the "Angry Whopper"...

Oh, man. I can't touch 'angry whopper' or I'll get banned for sure.

I'll let Scarlet Peaches run with this one.

awww Joe, who would ban someone with such a cute fuzzy wuzzy avatar. They're so cute and fluffy and I just wanna smoosh em and......OMG WHAT IS THAT???? RUNNNNNN. It's a .....BLIMP!!!!!!

james, you actually eat at Burger King? My nephew made me go once. The food was so bad I forgot my cellphone was on the tray and I threw it out and I didnt realize it till two hours later after we got out of the movie. Yeah, that was a great day. Tip to other people. You know those numbers you program into your cellphone? Write them down somewhere. Seriously.

James81 said:

To describe this whopper, I would actually use the word "angry" as it applies to that really short, reserved, soft-spoken woman that everybody knows who, when she DOES get angry, it's more cute than anything. You know, how she gets all sqeaky and shit.

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You just pretty much described me there, dude. I really can't do intimidating.

However, I could show them how to do an angry hamburger. A nice Tabasco marinade, habernaros on top with habernaro jack cheese on a jalapeno bun...

They actually call it the Angry Whopper?

Who was the marketing flunkie who came up with that gem? They need to re-hire the dude who came up with the creepy King. Now that was genius.

What are we talking about? Links? References? Signed affidavids, please. I'm totally lost.

The last time I went to BK I was 15 and got food poisoning from their chicken tenders. I got so well acquainted with the toilet that night, I swear it told me never to eat at Burger King again. So I didn't.

The idea of something called a BK "Angry Burger" makes me want to hurl chunks over my computer monitor.

James81 said:

Seriously, what a waste of $5. It tasted like they put Catalina dressing and jalepenos on it.

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You sound angry. Maybe that's the angle they were going for?

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That link didn't work.

Try this one

James81 said:

I moved straight past angry into farking furious when I bit into this burger and got the distinct taste of sweet french dressing (which I assume is their version of like tabasco sauce or something). Nothing makes me angrier than ordering a sandwich and having that taste in my mouth. Arby's uses it on their cheddar melts and it makes me see red. Seriously.

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Suggestion: Cook your own food. Seriously.

Wow. Jalapenos? That actually sounds good.

From PG's link: "It’s a Whopper with spicy crispy onions, jalapeños, pepper jack cheese, bacon, tomatoes, lettuce, mayonnaise, and spicy Angry Sauce. Yum."

I agree, Yum. Double Yum. I can't wait for payday now.

I don't know, but for me, the word "angry" and any type of food just don't mix.

I don't think I'd eat anything described as "angry".

brokenfingers said:

I don't know, but for me, the word "angry" and any type of food just don't mix.

I don't think I'd eat anything described as "angry".

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Although when you think about, food would have a right to be angry. I mean, really, who wants to be eaten? It doesn't sound like fun.

James81 said:

(which also tastes a little bit like ass),.

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how would you even know that?

Pagey's_Girl said:

Although when you think about, food would have a right to be angry. I mean, really, who wants to be eaten? It doesn't sound like fun.

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Hmmm, I could see a human being angry at being eaten, but an inanimate object doesn't have feelings. And I don't think cattle do either. But that's neither here nor there.

Actually, I just couldn't get into eating anything that was "angry" as that just denotes, to me, something that is hostile.

I just don't find hostile food appetizing. "Well done" or "medium rare", fine. "Hostile" or "Glaring at me angrily" - no.

how would you even know that?

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I was wondering that myself. Now I know lots of folks say 'smells like ass', which I get because, often enough, we get overwhelmed by that scent.

If ya don't believe me, fly to Vegas and go take a leak in any bathroom near the all-you-can-eat buffets.

I have learned to go to the restrooms on the far side of the casinos.